schmookins-monkey t1_iqn6666 wrote on October 1, 2022 at 4:53 PM

Damn. Does "taking care" of your daughter mean raising her in a responsible, healthy way or does it mean catering to her every whim? Good luck.

Causerae t1_iqnmcpx wrote on October 1, 2022 at 6:46 PM

This scarecrow sounds like Talking Tina on steroids - daily ice cream clearly is the only responsible, healthy choice.

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XennialToothFairy t1_iqqcz1o wrote on October 2, 2022 at 9:53 AM

Talking Tina…was that the Twilight Zone episode Telly Savalas was in?

adiosfelicia2 t1_iqr3er3 wrote on October 2, 2022 at 2:19 PM

Apparently, it means giving her juvenile diabetes. Lol. I got the distinct feeling this kid's about to be living on ice cream and sugary bullshit.

Dragonfly21804 t1_ird3fdl wrote on October 7, 2022 at 3:05 AM

Type 1 diabetes is not caused by eating sweets. It's an auto immune disease.

eyeswithmouths t1_iqpfu5w wrote on October 2, 2022 at 3:18 AM

I think, because of the birds she mentioned, it’s in between.

ThaiJr t1_iqvy27d wrote on October 3, 2022 at 2:29 PM

Most likely the second option. If the scarecrow acts upon feeling of the child, OP is dead otherwise. The child will feel "he is not fair to her" if he acts against her wishes, even if it is in her best interest.