Submitted by jormungandrsjig t3_zupnls in news
theoldgreenwalrus t1_j1kohss wrote
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
LeRoienJaune t1_j1l2o84 wrote
I'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for a special offer
Guaranteed personality..."
Thousandshadowninja t1_j1n1fy3 wrote
The Clash are better than the Eagles.
the_simurgh t1_j1l14bb wrote
welcome to the hotel california!
platasnatch t1_j1l7ev6 wrote
It was a walmart this whole time
mevrowka t1_j1ktb7g wrote
Yuck. No thanks.
educateyourself1 t1_j1kwuh8 wrote
Yeah, you’ve got heat and food and bathrooms, but your at Walmart for hours.
bodhiseppuku t1_j1l5yng wrote
I hear if you are inside a Walmart for over 24 hours, you grow a magical mullet.
NoremaCg t1_j1lq99l wrote
Your pants also shrink and your ass crack goes higher up your back
WellJustJonny t1_j1m7634 wrote
And a tramp stamp.
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j1lgksy wrote
Go to the sporting goods section they have sleeping bags and camp stoves and all the camping stuff you want just say fuck it and use it
calguy1955 t1_j1m9v1s wrote
I picture 100 Walmart shoppers fighting over 20 sleeping bags and air mattresses. Pure carnage.
Aquarian222 t1_j1mzxny wrote
Too much effort. I’ll just go to the baby department and sleep in a crib.
SirDrexl t1_j1mp403 wrote
Get some duct tape and make a mattress of paper towel rolls.
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Hopeful_Hamster21 t1_j1l64x9 wrote
With the people of Walmart...
ButterflyAttack t1_j1ldi3r wrote
Jesus. Imagine the state of the bathrooms by now. Slathered in shit and blood and less identifiable substances.
440then420 t1_j1lnlxt wrote
Like the Superdome after Katrina
PatacusX t1_j1mmvyu wrote
But is Canadian Walmart fancier? Like, their deli probably serves poutine, there are nice portraits of Avril Lavigne on the wall, and a special area of the parking lot for Zambonis.
zzxxccbbvn t1_j1mrd8w wrote
I'm laughing at the idea of these elaborate Victorian style portraits of Avril Lavigne hanging up on the walls of Walmart 😂
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robexib t1_j1njsaw wrote
You chide, but I'd rather be stuck in a Wal-Mart for a day than stuck in an Arctic freeze for even an hour. Despite the stereotypes, you're far less likely to die in the Wal-Mart
DeadLikeYou t1_j1njra5 wrote
Igght, imma head out.
*freezes instantly like in SpongeBob*
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Imaginary_Medium t1_j1m6sot wrote
One of my worst nightmares would be to be stranded inside a walmart in a pandemic. Or even stranded there without the pandemic.
Chknbone t1_j1mmgs1 wrote
Welcome to Wal-Mart... We love you........... Forever
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