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theoldgreenwalrus t1_j1kohss wrote

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

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LeRoienJaune t1_j1l2o84 wrote

I'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for a special offer
Guaranteed personality..."

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mevrowka t1_j1ktb7g wrote

Yuck. No thanks.

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educateyourself1 t1_j1kwuh8 wrote

Yeah, you’ve got heat and food and bathrooms, but your at Walmart for hours.

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bodhiseppuku t1_j1l5yng wrote

I hear if you are inside a Walmart for over 24 hours, you grow a magical mullet.

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Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j1lgksy wrote

Go to the sporting goods section they have sleeping bags and camp stoves and all the camping stuff you want just say fuck it and use it

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calguy1955 t1_j1m9v1s wrote

I picture 100 Walmart shoppers fighting over 20 sleeping bags and air mattresses. Pure carnage.

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Aquarian222 t1_j1mzxny wrote

Too much effort. I’ll just go to the baby department and sleep in a crib.

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SirDrexl t1_j1mp403 wrote

Get some duct tape and make a mattress of paper towel rolls.

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PatacusX t1_j1mmvyu wrote

But is Canadian Walmart fancier? Like, their deli probably serves poutine, there are nice portraits of Avril Lavigne on the wall, and a special area of the parking lot for Zambonis.

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zzxxccbbvn t1_j1mrd8w wrote

I'm laughing at the idea of these elaborate Victorian style portraits of Avril Lavigne hanging up on the walls of Walmart 😂

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robexib t1_j1njsaw wrote

You chide, but I'd rather be stuck in a Wal-Mart for a day than stuck in an Arctic freeze for even an hour. Despite the stereotypes, you're far less likely to die in the Wal-Mart

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DeadLikeYou t1_j1njra5 wrote

Igght, imma head out.

*freezes instantly like in SpongeBob*

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Imaginary_Medium t1_j1m6sot wrote

One of my worst nightmares would be to be stranded inside a walmart in a pandemic. Or even stranded there without the pandemic.

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Chknbone t1_j1mmgs1 wrote

Welcome to Wal-Mart... We love you........... Forever

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