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pegothejerk t1_ja9ddh1 wrote

> In total, prosecutors believe that Mr Rumson spent only about 15 minutes in the Capitol before leaving. Outside, however, footage shows that he encouraged other rioters to "get a ram" to breach another entry point. The affidavit notes that he later assaulted at least one police officer by "running through the crowd towards the officer, reaching out grabbing the officer's face shield, which forced the officer's head and neck backwards and upwards".

That’s decidedly not very panda-like, for shame.

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AccomplishedDrag9882 t1_ja9ev0p wrote

kungfu panda maybe

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kslusherplantman t1_ja9jc9q wrote

Let’s not forget sexual harassment panda

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mces97 t1_ja9pa8k wrote

Oh you suck. I just wrote that then saw your comment.

I'm a bad Panda.

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JonasNG t1_jaaqin3 wrote

Oh my God, Panda bear is driving this insurrection, how can this be?

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Itchy-Top t1_jaaq9m6 wrote

I love how the “blue lives matter” crowd hates cops

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zuzg t1_ja9kpgx wrote

Ever seen footage of people getting into a panda enclosure? They're not pacifist at all, haha

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mces97 t1_ja9pew8 wrote

I mean, bear should be a warning not to do that.

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CrashB111 t1_jad79jc wrote

Colbert has warned us for years, bears are universally godless killing machines.

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LeicaM6guy t1_jaadelm wrote

Pandas are fucking vicious, sometimes. Thankfully their mating instincts are pretty much flatlined, so I guess that threat was off the board.

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jayfeather31 t1_ja9ig3j wrote

How is this an actual headline? I feel like I'm losing my mind here!

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Imnotlikeothergirlz t1_ja9ldi3 wrote

I'm right there with you. I feel like I need an adult.

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soda_cookie t1_ja9n890 wrote

Good luck finding one....

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CedarWolf t1_jaagh0s wrote

All the adults have fled to the left and center. The GOP has become the party of raving lunacy, and they seem to be proud of it.

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UoFSlim t1_jactpzk wrote

As one would expect from a band of mindless psychotics.

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Krillin113 t1_jabpk3q wrote

Because someone thought it was a good idea to go to a coup attempt wearing this.

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Ksh_667 t1_jadii40 wrote

Imagine the thought process involved: : “today I’m going to overthrow our oppressive government in the name of freedom & democracy. Wearing my panda suit.”

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Chippopotanuse t1_ja9jb6u wrote

I love how folks keep dropping dimes on these assholes.

> According to court documents, Mr Rumson was identified by the FBI after receiving a tip and reviewing footage that showed him putting on and taking off the panda mask while on his way to the Capitol, with his face in full view.

And he’s gonna enjoy at least 2 years in federal prison for this stunt:

> The affidavit notes that he later assaulted at least one police officer by "running through the crowd towards the officer, reaching out grabbing the officer's face shield, which forced the officer's head and neck backwards and upwards".

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Morat20 t1_ja9y53b wrote

No more guns for him.

Also I love the idea that this dumb fuck spent two years watching others get slowly arrested and charged, hoping he'd get away with it -- and finally having the FBI show up with the receipts and felony charges.

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HiMyNameIsNerd t1_jaa2o15 wrote

I'm waiting quietly and patiently for my cousin's time to come. Reported him myself when this all happened.

Edit: LMAO This apparently touched someone's nerve. Thanks for the "concern" ping.

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Bad_Faith_Detector t1_jaa7xsu wrote

This just sent a strong wave of fear into the traitors who haven't been caught yet. The guy whose identity was completely hidden has now been caught. Only a matter of time until they arrest the next one.

I love that 2 years on and they are still arresting these dumb fucks. Just when they think they got away with it another arrest gets made public reminding them that they are still being hunted.

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dkggpeters t1_jaamxev wrote

They had to wait as Panda hunting season is short and only every two years.

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602Zoo t1_jae9yh4 wrote

They arrest these people that were whipped up into a frenzy by a former president that stole top secret documents. Why are the regular schmucks the only ones doing prison time? I'm not saying they shouldn't, I'm saying Trump should even moreso than these sheep.

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profgray2 t1_ja9d3sa wrote

Wow, another florada man..

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WhosAGoodDoug t1_ja9h2n0 wrote

He will have to bear the consequences.

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Takina_sOldPairTM t1_ja9if8j wrote

Just because the "cause" that he had believed in got him bamboozled...

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Eeeegah t1_ja9nmjx wrote

I sort of see myself as a guy who keeps up with the news. How is this the first time I'm hearing about a sedition panda? And that photo - oy!

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black_flag_4ever t1_ja9hri1 wrote

Charged for a coup as impotent as a real panda.

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overlord7517 t1_ja9n65q wrote

Do they provide a bamboo diet in prison?

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Aleashed t1_jacb3x2 wrote

Sure, wasn’t there just an article about rectal feeding in US prisons?

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earhere t1_jaa4i0i wrote

Wake me up when Trump is cuffed.

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kthxtyler t1_jaa73lw wrote

He’s a saaaaaaaad panda

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MR___SLAVE t1_jabwnjf wrote

Who lives in a cell after storming the capital?

Seditious Panda

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blueskies1800 t1_jaa90sn wrote

I am proud of all of those people who were involved in arresting this guy.

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47_47_47 t1_jabg73w wrote

The shirt says 天滅中共 or tiān miè Zhōng Gòng (Heaven destroy the CCP). I looked the phrase up online as I hadn't heard it before, and no surprise, these shirts are available from the Epoch Times -- who, as the propaganda wing of Falun Gong, has been extremely supportive of the Trump administration, mostly because he's anti-China (and therefore the CCP?). The panda head must then be some kind of weak commentary on China, but who has any idea what it could be.

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hiimsubclavian t1_jadhy0l wrote

It was also a slogan during the Hong Kong protests. If this guy's Falungong he'd probably be wearing 法輪大法好 or some shit.

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47_47_47 t1_jaepgja wrote

no, I don't think he's falungong, I think he's been watching too much Epoch Times. Maybe he's a HK supporter but democratic process doesn't seem to be his thing.

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Ok-Welder-4816 t1_jaf0wyj wrote

To be fair, the Falun Gong have some legit gripes with the CCP

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Silent_but-deadly t1_jaawxvy wrote

Is that like sexual harassment panda from South Park?

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AgencyDelicious1933 t1_jab77cy wrote

A furry Republican. I guess furries really are all accepting /s

🙈 My joke is a bit left field lol

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Afdavis11 t1_ja9t24i wrote

Lots of people look like that!

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ChaoticRoar t1_jabklti wrote

sexual harassment panda from South Park

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Narrator2012 t1_jac3dc7 wrote

I like how the January 6th coup attempt (domestic terrorism event that aimed to end democracy in the US) was planned months in advance by Republicans and was only the final part in their otherwise soft "legal" coup attempt in the courts; and yet, media and history will forever recall the event as a "riot".

What other types of riots were planned like this?

Did the BBC or other news writers even watch the Jan6 House Committee hearings at all?

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genis-sage t1_jacdvlw wrote

these headlines keep getting more bizarre lmao the onion could never rn

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billpalto t1_jacmouz wrote

"assaulting a police officer"

Hope he likes prison.

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CountryOk4176 t1_jabrt4h wrote

China called. They want their Panda back.

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Tales_Steel t1_jacgrlm wrote

Pandaman is really fucking everywhere

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maifee t1_jackbfz wrote

Just imagine rioting Capitol wearing a Panda costume.

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crazypyro23 t1_jadcmua wrote

When one little panda tries to overthrow the government after losing a democratic election, that makes me a sad panda

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Sweaty-Feedback-1482 t1_jacnjfg wrote

I woke up to this news this morning and cried tears of joy. I hugged my children tight and whispered the good news into their ears. They don’t have to be afraid anymore… it is over… ITS OVER!!!!

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