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Levonorgestrelfairy1 t1_j79g2yl wrote
Swimming in the ocean in general is just asking to have nature fuck you up
chazza79 t1_j79wj20 wrote
But she was in a river..
Prob thought it was safer than in the open sea or beach.
Intern_Boy t1_j7a1fmc wrote
Nah most Australians should be aware of bull sharks in rivers.
NoodlesrTuff1256 t1_j7a7epo wrote
Bull sharks are pretty widespread all over the globe and here in the US, I think there have been reports of them swimming into the Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.
HereWeGoAgain-77 t1_j7ax3je wrote
They used to make it up into the great lakes until we developed the river way.
Now they have been spotted as far north as Ohio.
Happy swimming.
showers_with_grandpa t1_j7bg2w0 wrote
There has never been a confirmed sighting of a bull shark in the Great Lakes. Definitely up the Mississippi as far as Iowa, and once in the Ohio River a dead one was found but pretty safe to say they get in the Ohio all the time.
The Great Lakes are just not a comfortable temp for BULL* sharks and while one could survive during the warms months I don't think environment suits them from a hunting aspect, they aren't deep water predators.
Edit: *forgot to specify bull sharks
Thighabeetus t1_j7b8ajw wrote
I Need a source on this. I will start googling as well because this is fascinating if true
watchingsongsDL t1_j7cg6g9 wrote
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 2 - this time with sharks!
NoodlesrTuff1256 t1_j7chwif wrote
Sounds like a good idea for some kind of horror film. We were up in Mackinaw City, Michigan last summer and rode a boat over to Mackinac Island and drove over that huge bridge to take a side trip to the Upper Peninsula. Bull sharks mutated to be able to survive in colder waters escape from a lake-side aquarium and wreak all kinds of havoc.
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cmmgreene t1_j7dff4o wrote
Probably New Jersey to, Jaws may have been inspired by a summer of shark attacks back in the day. On the last attacks of the summer was in a fresh water creek. Sounds more like Bull Shark then a great white.
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PopTartsNHam t1_j7a2arw wrote
Yea, tmk there’s still a famous golf course/pond there with resident bull sharks that got washed in years and years ago.
capricabuffy t1_j7a5fxg wrote
Same as the river in colleges crossin in southern Queensland. Back in the 70\s big old flood let the sharks in, then when it receeded the sharks got stuck, bred and are a danger for swimmers, cattle etc. There is an episode of River Monsters dedicated to the colleges crossing sharks.
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Amasterclass t1_j7ar7lf wrote
Tbf if there were dolphins in the river the water is brackish enough for most shark species. That being said i’d have said it was most likely to be a bull
Lucky-Roy t1_j7adoyr wrote
Most of us are. But most of us don't go hooning around on jet-skis. That said, it is a tragedy for her family but one that was totally avoidable.
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TokyoTurtle t1_j7aji7a wrote
She was swimming at North Fremantle (Fremantle is where the Swan River reaches the ocean). That area gets little rainfall in summer, so that section of the river is likely not much different from seawater.
Rondaru t1_j7acdsy wrote
Being in Australia is just asking to have nature fuck you up.
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Abortion_is_green t1_j7bza4d wrote
Swimming in the ocean during a great white shark warning is objectively safer than driving if you know how to swim.
I grew up surfing and an absurd amount of people still paddle out during shark warnings. It is incredibly unlikely to be attacked by a shark.
KlutzyAlgae t1_j7cauzq wrote
If you are that rare unlucky person it would however be extremely nasty.
Abortion_is_green t1_j7ccddj wrote
So are car accidents. But most people still drive. I'm still thankful for ocean based phobias though. Keeps the crowd tolerable.
KlutzyAlgae t1_j7ek6zt wrote
True, but I need to drive places. Happy oceanic prehistoric carnivore dodging.
spencer707201 t1_j7eyykq wrote
>oceanic prehistoric carnivore dodging.
haha I love that
plipyplop t1_j7b9jdo wrote
Not only are you now in nature's backyard, you entered their pool.
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doubtingmycertitudes t1_j791plc wrote
Excellent link, thank you.
MagazineActual t1_j7awtul wrote
As a coastal florida resident, I refuse to believe this. I swim in the ocean all the time and feel safer when I see dolphins. Don't take my comforting misbelief away from me !
Br0boc0p t1_j7b1k93 wrote
If you see dolphins there's likely to be a Florida Man nearby.
MagazineActual t1_j7b2cio wrote
Much more frightening!
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sevenseas401 t1_j7asw11 wrote
Wow okay, thanks for sharing im going on a camping trip next week to an island in australia known for lots of visiting dolphins. And I definitely thought the whole dolphins means no sharks thing was true.
LifeIsVanilla t1_j7aniwa wrote
Even if they're river dolphins?
TheRegular-Throwaway t1_j7cices wrote
I read this as “If you see dolphins, they are probably sharks.”
accioqueso t1_j7ci3op wrote
This terrifies me since we use to swim across the Matanzas River to get to Rattlesnake Island in Florida when we were in high school. It was really common to see dolphins since it was an inlet for the river into the Atlantic, the water was brackish, and the ocean was right there from where we would set up our beach camp and spend the day. We always thought it was cool to be swimming around the dolphins.
008Zulu t1_j7cjcrv wrote
A shark might kill you. A dolphin might rape you. I think I'd prefer the shark.
DowntownResearcher32 t1_j7dpfjw wrote
Come on man live a little!
FredR23 t1_j7dee3x wrote
About 30 years ago, I was on vacation at Myrtle Beach. A little boy paddled out to watch dolphins more closely. He was on an inflatable, with his legs in the water.
Sharks follow behind dolphin pods, watching for opportunities to eat older, sick, or younger dolphins.
Chomped the kid's leg off at the knee, while I was in a pool overlooking the sea. It was one of those vacation spots where parents could pretty safely leave their kids to their own devices - and my family (absent at the time) didn't believe me until it was shown on the news that night.
sharkfilespodcast t1_j7dna63 wrote
From the GSAF database there are six cases of boys bitten by sharks at Myrtle Beach between 1986 and 2010. Each received puncture wounds and/or cuts/lacerations, but none of the cases involved a leg amputation. Your family might have been right to be skeptical...
FredR23 t1_j7dr2yj wrote
I recall it being reported as an amputation, and that likelihood being the thrust of the news coverage - but maybe it wasn't a foregone conclusion and they managed to save it. I didn't want to focus on it, as it was a vacation - and I was around the same age as the victim. On a separate year, a body was found floating the the pool I had watched the rescue from... it wasn't the luckiest of spots to stay, I guess.
To be clear - the skepticism from my family was that there was any shark attack at all, but I appreciate your fact check regardless.
Six is a much higher and more concerning number than I would have guessed for the region - so thanks also for the warning!
VyrPlan t1_j78zp2z wrote
looks like she hopped off to swim with a pod of dolphins (which the shark was possibly following?) when she was attacked - she was not, as the title might suggest, ripped from atop the jet ski
EmbarrassedHelp t1_j79s0s6 wrote
TIL apparently sharks can often be found nearby groups of dolphins. It makes a ton of sense though.
> This myth is often associated with a shark safety tip: “If you see dolphins, it's safe to swim there because their presence scares away sharks.” This is simply not correct. In fact, sharks and dolphins are often found near each other for a simple reason—they eat the same food, and both go where the food is.
NoodlesrTuff1256 t1_j7a7io3 wrote
A bite to one of her legs with a very 'deep cut' sounds like her femoral artery was severed.
Mrischief t1_j7arv9r wrote
Depends, does not need to be at all. The artery is protected being on the inside of the thighs not the easiest place to get to unless you have a big ass mouth with sharp as shit teeth
Tomatosoup7 t1_j7aynju wrote
“Big ass mouth with sharp as shit teeth” yeah totally unlike sharks
Mrischief t1_j7b76b4 wrote
That was my point 😂
JBreezy11 t1_j7a0bpk wrote
I’ve read stories where dolphins can be dicks to and hurt people too, so if it were me, I would have passed on that swim.
DwarvenRedshirt t1_j7d0o9o wrote
Well, they don't call dolphins rapists of the sea for nothing.
JBreezy11 t1_j7dfvh0 wrote
this is true. Dolphins have sex for fun and also kill other mammals for fun. https://www.nytimes.com/1999/07/06/health/evidence-puts-dolphins-in-new-light-as-killers.html
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cedped t1_j7b1p5w wrote
So the shark probably mistook her for a dolphin.
MitsyEyedMourning t1_j7919tt wrote
Safe bet is Bull Shark. Brackish river, western Australia is known for them. Oh and they are mean bastards.
RENOYES t1_j798d11 wrote
My first thought too.
Roboticpoultry t1_j7b6icg wrote
Mean bastards is an understatement
T-Lightning t1_j7ff6pj wrote
"You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang."
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ManUFan9225 t1_j7es57a wrote
I believe they have the crown as the deadliest species of shark due to being both salt and freshwater dwellers. Plus they're only second in aggression to Tiger Sharks if memory serves.
I'd rather come across a Great White in the wild methinks...
Cuemaster t1_j79nqpb wrote
Just to put some context here.
This is a very rare event, only 2 deaths by shark in the last 50 years for a city of 2 million people.
waffles01 t1_j7a0tp1 wrote
And only the second shark death in 100 years in the river itself.
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CommonConfusables t1_j7b2dar wrote
Dogs kill more humans than sharks do.
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antiglorious t1_j7glw7u wrote
Yep and even that's nothing compared to how many people other people kill every year.
sharkfilespodcast t1_j7dojzy wrote
I obviously echo that sentiment but your information isn't quite accurate.
Just off the top of my head, there was a 2021 fatality in Perth at Freemantle Port Beach, then two at Cottesloe- one in 2011 and another in 2000.
Cuemaster t1_j7dscsd wrote
Good point , I only remembered the guy taken early in the morning at cottesloe.
Pawneewafflesarelife t1_j7e5jma wrote
Not a fatality but a few years ago they had to cancel the swim race to Rottnest because of a shark showing up.
cedped t1_j7b1tfz wrote
It looks like she was swimming with dolphins and the shark happened to be hunting there. It probably thought she was also a dolphin.
elruary t1_j7fuhev wrote
That's a silly statistic, those 2 million are mainly on land.
KlutzyAlgae t1_j7cba8m wrote
Rarity is outweighed by horricality I’d say. If you are visiting Australia just run between the building you are in and the Uber.
Cuemaster t1_j7d7270 wrote
This is what you are afraid of !
https://www.westernaustralia.com/au/things-to-do/beaches-and-lakes/beaches
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Fomentor t1_j791zhw wrote
And how did the shark get the jet ski in the first place?
DogVacuum t1_j79g709 wrote
He took a high interest loan, he’s made several bad financial decisions, and this is one more.
horseren0ir t1_j79ty1y wrote
Yeah, he took a bath on those jet skis
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Iamjune t1_j7a8k63 wrote
High interest loan from a loan shark.
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neercatz t1_j79mccl wrote
Kenny Fuckin Powers
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ManUFan9225 t1_j7es9mt wrote
In Australia, if someone tells you to "go outside," they hate you and want you dead...everything there can kill you.
DisplacedPersons12 t1_j7bdktv wrote
horrible. i live less than 3km from the stretch of river where this happened. very common spot for swimmers. i can only imagine what a horrible experience she must have endured. my heart goes out to her poor family
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Wooden_Bed377 t1_j7b9n5x wrote
From the shark's perspective, is this just fast food?
wolfcaroling t1_j7acohw wrote
Lets also remember that dolphins have sharp teeth
KlutzyAlgae t1_j7cbe80 wrote
And are rapey.
wolfcaroling t1_j7d1okb wrote
That too. Also lol I'm getting downvoted for reminding people that dolphins can bite too. It's rare but not unknown for dolphins to attack people.
Honestly we deserve it I'm surprised they don't do it more.
https://globalnews.ca/news/9022444/wild-dolphin-bite-10-beachgoers-japan/
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SociopathicPasserby t1_j79op5i wrote
So do you just not go out to public places in order to avoid a mass shooting?
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groovygruver t1_j7abqll wrote
Never seen this. Absolutely brilliant. Love me some Jesselnik
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Velkyn01 t1_j79gdh0 wrote
Shark party
Neckzilla t1_j7aic9v wrote
fuckk
and knowing kids these days, you know one of them was recording the dolphins 😬😬
poor kid(s)
Round-Eggplant-7826 t1_j7apqju wrote
Kids these days and their filming wildlife.
What does this even mean?
Neckzilla t1_j7bu48b wrote
I'm saying kids film literally anything and everything and probably had to delete this off their phone.
POOR KIDS!
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mrhoppy_ t1_j7a75q0 wrote
A teenage girl died. Have a bit of respect.
groovygruver t1_j7abt1v wrote
First time on the internet?
mrhoppy_ t1_j7ac4lh wrote
To be fair, this is Reddit. My expectations are low. But people really need to show some respect for someone who lost their life.
groovygruver t1_j7acill wrote
We can get in this debate but was he really disrespecting her? Or just mentioning a funny joke from a comedian. It would be one thing if he said that directly to the family or her friends. Did he do that? Nah he made a joke on a random Internet forum that the family will never see.
I completely understand where your coming from with the disrespect thing. But I don’t think it matters here. There was no foul intentions. You should go watch the Jeselnik bit he’s talking about. It’s hilarious.
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008Zulu t1_j790z01 wrote
Just a reminder that if you see dolphins, there are probably sharks nearby too.