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fpfx t1_j6i7b79 wrote

Great! Which park can I get my super powers from?

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s1ugg0 t1_j6iit8y wrote

Central Park of Morris County seems to inspire my daughter into running around until she passes out.

To me that's a super power.

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Creepy-Ad-5440 t1_j6ia93c wrote

Well, it depends on the super powers you seek my friend. Shall we travel to each park and discuss your potential future? Please note that with super powers comes super responsibility.

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fpfx t1_j6ic835 wrote

I wish to throw slippers like Hawkeye shoots arrows please. And flight.

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honestyseasy t1_j6imyib wrote

Only way to do that is the hard way: become a grandmother, then the power of La Chancla will come to you

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Sonicfan42069666 t1_j6o2glz wrote

I went to Colonia High School and all I got was this increased risk of developing a brain tumor.

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