I was hiking a trail which passed by horse farm, out in the woods. A huge rott mix comes out barking, accompanied by two back up little shits. For some reason, I did not have my MACE with me, although I had my hiking pole. I suddenly said to the dog, "Are you a big love puppy?" He suddenly stopped barking, looked astonished, as if I had guessed his secret. Then he was my best friend. The backup shit dogs were disappointed.

I never saw that dog again. I have passed that farm many times since, and while I hear barking dogs, none come running. Someone was not as kind as I was, and I don't blame them.