Submitted by ExileInCle19 t3_yibhui in newhampshire
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FreezingRobot t1_iuhrz5v wrote
He was found in Windham ;)
ThisIsNotTuna t1_iuhtvfy wrote
Welp, at least he didn't attempt to lie about what he was doing when he was so obviously caught red handed. ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
beyond_hatred t1_iuhztzb wrote
That's where I always go for my automotive crack smoking.
farts_in_the_breeze t1_iui64vr wrote
Asleep after smoking crack? Sounds fishy.
Iamjacksgoldlungs t1_iui7ujy wrote
"just sprinkle some crack on him"
mustelidblues t1_iuijycw wrote
you'd be surprised...
nixstyx t1_iuikve1 wrote
Yes, we need to keep those Nashua residents out of Windham! I think we should put it right along the Merrimack River in Hudson.
MiggySmalls6767 t1_iuinhel wrote
Don Bolduc having a rough week
BowTiedAgorist t1_iuiqva8 wrote
Poor bastard... he made the mistake of not being married to the speaker of the house or being the son of POTUS, while being a pos
ArbitraryOrder t1_iuirwqd wrote
I'm sorry, Live Free or Die. Let the man smoke crack in peace
BowTiedAgorist t1_iuixqw0 wrote
You seem to be missing the part where the was the DUI bits.
If this dude was sitting on his porch blazing up Marion Barry style - I agree with you, but the likelihood is he endangered a bunch of other.
ArbitraryOrder t1_iuiy372 wrote
You can get charged for a DUI just by doing drugs in your car. That doesn't mean that you drove while intoxicated.
BowTiedAgorist t1_iuiz8xo wrote
>A Nashua man is facing DUI charges after police said he fell asleep while behind the wheel in Windham.
What's more likely - he was driving around outside of Windham doing a turn & burn or this dude said:
"Hey instead of smoking this crack I just scored, I'ma go drive 20 minutes park in the woods, smoke it safely while parked and the engine off - then not drive back home until I sober up" - sounds like an awful lot of restraint for crackhead.
Full-Struggle-4951 t1_iuj2247 wrote
you can get charged for a DUI just for having your keys on you
seanwalter123 t1_iuj2zkt wrote
Hunter Biden was visiting NH and no one told me!?
OrchidReverie t1_iuj3t1y wrote
And Don Jr was in the passenger seat!?
farts_in_the_breeze t1_iuj63ao wrote
Hence, the sounds fishy.
nhbruh t1_iuj6h4s wrote
My 64 year old FIL would love this joke. I’ll mail it to him.
dojijosu t1_iuj805x wrote
ReferenceAny4836 t1_iujdfz6 wrote
"Troy Call" is definitely not a Hispanic name. What good would the wall have done if he was born in the USA? Moron.
manwhole t1_iuje6yh wrote
I was making a joke cause a lot of people from nh blame mass for the crime and drugs, kind of like people blame crime and drugs coming in from mexico.
To be fair, it sounds like a very southern name.
seanwalter123 t1_iujk3vz wrote
Always a deflection to trump. Rent free.
OrchidReverie t1_iujk9ur wrote
dingohoarder t1_iujkven wrote
True. Donald jr is trash
Queasy_Turnover t1_iujm3ld wrote
You have to see the irony in this comment, right?
OrchidReverie t1_iujnfec wrote
Oh it’s beyond irony. It’s purified ferrum inside his head blocking his vision
nicefacedjerk t1_iujp3kr wrote
I'm sure it wasn't his crack pipe.. likely was just holding it for someone. Thought it was a fancy prism. Give the guy a break.
spautrievas t1_iujqams wrote
That's sadly hilarious.
stonewallmike t1_iujro1m wrote
Always a deflection to Hunter Biden. Rent Free.
Alternative-Cry-4667 t1_iujxe24 wrote
That poor fella must’ve ran out of crack I thought that shit was supposed to keep you up and I’ll make you fall asleep
BowTiedAgorist t1_iujz2e9 wrote
I was thinking of GW with his near herculean b\al in the 70's in this example. DJT Jr. fits the bill too
Hunter banging 7g rocks and underage child-sex workers. is also an acceptable answer to this quandry.
BowTiedAgorist t1_iujzpl1 wrote
Paul Pelosi got like... a week for drunk driving a few weeks ago.https://www.huffpost.com/entry/paul-pelosi-jail-time-dui_n_63051437e4b035629bfef9ae
George W Bush blew like a .2 .4 during a DUI stop in the 70's
https://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/11/02/bush.dui/
DJT. Jr is a coke head.
Hunter Biden likes crackhead who has a taste for underaged sex-slaves.
https://www.the-sun.com/news/1524658/joe-biden-son-hunter-sex-trafficking-republican/
Basically - be connected and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
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dojijosu t1_iuk0ly9 wrote
Are you a replicant?
BowTiedAgorist t1_iuk1n4c wrote
Give me a calfskin wallet for my birthday and find out.
GreatGrandaddyPurp t1_iuk8oig wrote
Oh trashua...
grilldcheese2 t1_iuk9yu5 wrote
yeah... maybe possession, but under the influence? you ain't falling asleep while you're under the influence of crack.
QuakerCorporation t1_iukb3pu wrote
It’s that he was on it so long it wore off while he was driving and passed out. After a bender people pass out in strange places. A man was arrested similarly in Portland maine about ten years ago with over a quarter ounce of crack and pipe on his lap in the middle of a busy intersection. Snoozin. Lol it’s really sad but kinda funny too. Like they run out of crack battery power .. 🪫
About43Squirrels t1_iukbosb wrote
My first thought
ExileInCle19 OP t1_iuhrdv9 wrote
Just another day in Nashua nothing to see here.