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WigglyOwl t1_j9a0nz8 wrote

Yeah, that's not creepy at all /s 🙄

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that_typeofway t1_j9fl3ap wrote

He’s just tryna be a bro; he wants to help shower, shave, and clap your b-hole.

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woolsocksandsandals t1_j9a4jkr wrote

This is a really creative way for you to boost visibility for your craigslist ad. Good luck getting dudes to come shower at your house!

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beyond_hatred t1_j9aelhp wrote

Good shot at getting them to come over and do something at your house though.

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tracymartel_atemyson t1_j9agliy wrote

as a male myself this is kind of a big deal for so many reasons lmao but if they’re not a serial killer/ rapist, thief or human trafficker then good on you man for helping those down. i’m picturing there being only one chair in the apartment facing right into the open bathroom and no shower curtain

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IntelligentMeal40 t1_j9aiutz wrote

Oh bless your heart there is literally no way this is not a Jeffrey Dahmer wannabe. If this person was genuinely trying to help people how hard would it be to hang a curtain in the doorway so there is some privacy? Even if they are poor, tacking a sheet up there is better than nothing.

There is no way this person is not a predator.

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tracymartel_atemyson t1_j9ak74u wrote

I mean im not adding my name to the bathroom waitlist but I am also saying that there is a .1% chance this is a nice guy that doesn’t pay for water and wants to give back a little. but yes, there is however a 99.9% chance there will be a breaking news story about this one day. pros and cons lmao

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_Neoshade_ t1_j9c4at1 wrote

Maybe he’s just playing the odds. He’ll get 50 dudes who shower at his place and then one girl.
Either way, he’s definitely murdering people.

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charlietangomike t1_j9czzho wrote

Hey, the chair was already facing the doorless bathroom when I moved in. Plus do you expect me to just sit on the floor?

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Patsfan618 t1_j9agdkv wrote

"Do you not having anyone regularly checking in on you? Are you desperate enough to come to a secluded location, alone, with just me, a stranger? Do you frequently go long periods of time between checks in with family? Well boy do I have the deal for you!"

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alright_here_it_is t1_j9apjau wrote

okay just in case there is someone here that needs a place to shower and shave I would happily give you the guest pass to my gym. everybody goes through hard times, feel free to reach out (Dover/Rochester)

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Searchlights t1_j9ahgwf wrote

How to end up in someone's freezer

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dedude747 t1_j9atjh9 wrote

When I first moved to NH as a young, wide-eyed 21 year old, I was apartment hunting on Seacoast CL. Found what looked like a pretty good deal for a separate suite in a house. No idea where it was anymore, but I think in a more rural area. Emailed the posters, seemed like a nice enough old couple, so we talked on the phone.

Their first rule on the phone was "absolutely no interaction with the neighbors. You can't talk to them, you can't say hello to them, and never go over there." Next rule was ALL lights off after a certain time. Next was park at the end of the driveway, never drive up to the house. They continued to list some other insane, paranoid rules justified by how they "value their privacy". Dumbass me didn't notice the red flags, but thankfully they never contacted me again so the problem solved itself.

There were some other interesting posts too. Older male looking for only younger males, sex "preferable but not required," etc etc.

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Be_nice_to_animals t1_j9agsm2 wrote

Nowhere in that ad does it mention that you’ll be showering alone. Just sayin…

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IntelligentMeal40 t1_j9ailqg wrote

Oh god these gross things, yeah if you look at the apartments on craigslist I’m sure you will find men looking for roommates but female only, age 18 to 22, no rent in exchange for domestic services.

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rspeed t1_j9b739e wrote

As someone who is currently homeless: Holy shit, no.

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SeniorBootLance t1_j9akazz wrote

Yeah can we have the address, so we can all draw a BIG circle around to never ever cross?

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smartest_kobold t1_j9a4e9y wrote

Should be on a few other lists. Won't be though, the police don't care what happens to the homeless.

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rspeed t1_j9b7g78 wrote

As much as I want to agree, it definitely varies. Some truly DGAF, but I've encountered a few who were sympathetic.

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Acidiousx t1_j9bpzj8 wrote

I think this is just someone trying to get around Craigslist taking down their personals. Pretty sure both parties know exactly what's going to happen then they go over to "shower and shave".

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Dry-Persimmon-2234 t1_j9bvmnp wrote

I reached out to this ad and it was legit he was very kind…. The only complaint was the lack of a shower curtain!!

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Different_Ad7655 t1_j9b9x7e wrote

No bathroom door lol? I'll just stick to planet fitness

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xwalk t1_j9bec9l wrote

I don't know if I feel worse for the person who responds or the guy who seemingly 'can't afford' to put a door on their bathroom. Goodluck to the creep I guess?

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TecumsehSherman t1_j9bwy4p wrote

How hard is it to fix a bathroom door?

Or put up a curtain?

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hustlehound t1_j9c4egf wrote

This is the guy killing college kids in Boston I think

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Dollhousefurniture t1_j9dmu2t wrote

He’s preying on vulnerable people. I hope no one falls for his bs

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Quirky_Butterfly_946 t1_j9avtka wrote

This looks like it is or should be on Craigslist. That's where all the serial killers, rapists, kidnappers are usually found.

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Obi-Vag_Kenobi t1_j9buuh7 wrote

Will the guy be pounding his gristle whilst watch ing the guy shower?

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Obi-Vag_Kenobi t1_j9bv5gk wrote

Careful. You may end up at the bottom of a well putting lotion in a basket.

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Careless-Raisin-5123 t1_j9cbxph wrote

I’ll be pounding it in the open doorway but hey, free shower and shave!

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Royal_Gur_2651 OP t1_j9crbgu wrote

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks this is wacky

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mlo9109 t1_j9cum63 wrote

Do you want to get murdered? Because that's how you get murdered.

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PoorInCT t1_j9dm0qz wrote

Id scrub me. Id scrub me hard.

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Daymeeon t1_j9dng6q wrote

Mobile home owner seeking pristine rectum

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NHiker469 t1_j9hndzc wrote

Can someone do this and report back? Please?

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TigerPusss t1_j9c2hsf wrote

“Relax, I just want to take some pictures.”

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