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joethetipper t1_j6edyph wrote

Oh man, I loved his script for Remember the Titans.

“You fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hindparts… and then you will run a mile. PERFECTION. Let’s go to work.”

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WaluigiIsTheRealHero t1_j6ejnva wrote

In college, my friends and I shouted out the call-and-response at our house parties whenever we were drunk enough, and it caught on quickly as a tradition for anyone who showed up. It’s a pretty intoxicating feeling leading an entire house through:

“WHAT ARE YOU?!”

“MOBILE! AGILE! HOSTILE!”

“WHAT IS PAIN?”

“FRENCH BREAD!”

“WHAT IS FATIGUE?”

“ARMY CLOTHES!”

“WILL YOUUU EVER QUIT?”

“NO! WE WANT SOME MO’! WE WANT SOME MO’! WE WANT SOME MO’!”

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HeStoleMyBalloons OP t1_j6emyvr wrote

Did you do LEFT SIDE! STRONG SIDE! too?

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CryptidGrimnoir t1_j6fvypu wrote

"LEFT SIDE!"

Julius stares stunned as it occurs to him that Gerry isn't trying to hit him, he's trying to play

"STRONG SIDE!"

"LEFT SIDE!"

"STRONG SIDE!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

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acgasp t1_j6j5x67 wrote

Water is for rinsing the blood out of my uniforms! We will do up-downs until you are no longer thirsty.

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ChrisCinema t1_j6elt0q wrote

"You're killing me Petey! You're killing me."

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joethetipper t1_j6emuyj wrote

“That’s your mama over there? Very nice, take a good look at her. Because when you get on that bus, you ain’t got no mama no more. You got your brothers on the team, and you got your daddy, now you know who daddy is, right? Gary, if you wanna play on this football team you will answer me when I ask you, ‘who is your daddy?’ Who’s your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?”

“You.”

“And is this your team or is this your daddy’s team?”

“Yours.”

“Good. Now get on the bus. Put your jacket on first, and get on the bus.”

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roy_g_bv_ t1_j6f0b4d wrote

“And Dean? Fix that tie, son.”

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T3589 t1_j6f493w wrote

My friends do this too, but we go with Yost’s classic speech:

You BLITZ! ALL! NIGHT! I don’t want them to gain another yard! You make sure they REMEMBER! FOREVER! The night they played the Titans.

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CryptidGrimnoir t1_j6fwj7s wrote

"What was that, Ray? Whatever it is, it ain't blocking!"

"Give me a break, Gerry!"

"You want a break, I'll give you a break! Me and Julius coming in...if we get to Rev once, just one time, I swear to God I'm gonna hit you so hard by the time you come to, ooh, boy you're gonna need a new haircut. You understand me?"

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