Submitted by Nervous_Top7531 t3_zz13c2 in memes
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Longjumping_Refuse61 t1_j28y87g wrote
Right! It's not the friend zone, it's the "ew, no. but hang out over here, we may find a use for you later" zone.
Noirceuil_182 t1_j29ukd4 wrote
This is entirely too passive. It's more like, "welp, simps are gonna simp..." NO ONE can put anyone else in any "zone."
Only you (generic "you") can control how salty you get if someone you find attractive doesn't want to bang you. I mean, are there shitty people who'd use you out there? Sure! But in this particular instance, you have more of a you problem that will eventually lead you to get dunked on online and get arrested in Romania.
chinesenameTimBudong t1_j2aii1v wrote
I dealt poker. Rich old guys who complained no hot girl will touch them for free. Then go on to offer the semi hot waitress a Hawaiian vacation as she rolls her eyes.
karan_singh2005 t1_j2cxp9b wrote
its the autozone for spare parts
SadFox-29 t1_j299caf wrote
Isn't friend zone the state of liking someone you've been friends with for a long time so it's awkward to tell them how you feel?
It's sad this meaning was lost to so many people using it just as a euphemism to being rejected
Kingofauui t1_j2bwgrh wrote
It’s quiet rejection. The guy can’t stay away cause he thinks there’s a chance and the woman likes the attention but not enough to sleep with him. In this scenario the woman is the worse person for letting this happen
ChiggaOG t1_j2aatga wrote
And a woman who wants to be in a relationship.
strawbrrysundae t1_j2cugrx wrote
Or a woman who rejects you because she isn’t interested and doesn’t have to be friends with you if she isn’t interested.
Subtlefusillade0324 t1_j28zfgf wrote
What about the danger zone? And am I on the correct highway?
CyberNature t1_j29a8v7 wrote
Ride into the danger zone
NATTIM117 t1_j2byrzg wrote
TehgrimMEMER t1_j2c4rj1 wrote
Clone drone in the Danger Zone
Espadist t1_j29alur wrote
Southern_Bandicoot74 t1_j29q7zm wrote
You reminded me to make a list of the best 2022 movies
TacticalBaguette360 t1_j2ccxqx wrote
wecanttrustmymind t1_j29qpbr wrote
It exists, it’s just not what most people think it is. If someone says they just want to be friends, you aren’t in the friend zone. You were politely rejected. If one of you isn’t interested in dating the other person there is no friend zone.
The real friend zone is when you are actual friends first and both have feelings for each other, but one of you doesn’t want to risk ruining the friendship. That is the friendzone. It’s real. Just very uncommon and widely misused.
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TheWeirdKid007 t1_j2c5n14 wrote
Or siblings
RyanW120_ t1_j2c6ucc wrote
Ayo bro 💀
Ruugann t1_j2cumxq wrote
Then that should be called a friend-zone. Should it not?
DragonDanno t1_j28v54q wrote
There is no friend zone, if you value the friendship of women.
Longjumping_Refuse61 t1_j28y1a4 wrote
If there is no friend zone, then how can a friendship exist? How can you value a friendship that can't exist?
DragonDanno t1_j28ybbq wrote
It's just called being friends. The zone is a place where men who don't want to be friends complain about being friends.
SadFox-29 t1_j298gzs wrote
Friend-zone is not being rejected by "let's just be friends" it's a state of having feelings towards a long-term friend. Usually it's precisely that you value their friendship why you're afraid to make things awkward by coming out to them.
kmccabe0244 t1_j29et1t wrote
As a guy, I’ve friend zoned people in the past so I imagine it works the same either way
SadFox-29 t1_j297x84 wrote
It does. Getting feelings towards a long-time friend and being afraid to come out to them is a real thing.
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j297wfr wrote
Friend w benefits zone
Behzadhsh13 t1_j28yyl5 wrote
How bout enemyzone? Does it exist
jiminy_cricks t1_j29tyk2 wrote
It can if you are looking for a nemesis
Reader_Eater t1_j2anuti wrote
Oh yeah? Then what are perry the platypus and dr doofenschmirtz to each other?
Batmanclan4269 t1_j29b4ta wrote
Friend zone is a real thing and it’s 95% entirely populated by men who wanted more
but each one is waiting parole as soon as their “friend” gives them the greenlight…
just being platonic friends with an attractive girl? now that’s the actual myth.
Lucidification t1_j2ar5rf wrote
Not if you’re gay
DownBrownTown t1_j294uud wrote
You would be lying
LemonConnoiseur t1_j2ah3rp wrote
>> New Research Shows That Over 50% Of Women In Relationships Have A 'Back-up' Partner. According to a market research company, OnePoll.com, a new study shows that over 50% of women in committed relationships have a backup plan in place in case the current one does not work out.
2019 study. The back up is the friendzone
Ruugann t1_j2cuv01 wrote
That gives a good understanding
onemoreanonymousredd t1_j2962hx wrote
There are such a thing as shitty girls and guys who keep “backups” around because they’re vain and selfish
But it’s a minority, you just have to learn to tell the difference
It’s really easy from an outside perspective but feelings mess with that
MazdaCapella t1_j2aeo6d wrote
More than vanity and selfishness, it's just an awful way to treat another human being. I hope it's a minority, but there are lots of shitty people out there. Saying it doesn't exist minimizes the pain caused.
MediocreClick_21 t1_j2a31zd wrote
Not all these guys in the comments who have never spoken to a woman in they life but are giving advice like they the Rizzler
LmaoIsTheName t1_j2b1rcz wrote
oh dewd not the rizzler bro
lame-amphibian t1_j2azmwi wrote
Tell that to my sister, she brags about how she has 3 guys to pay her bills for her simply by telling them that she "just wants to be friends for now, but maybe in the future when I'm not so busy with school and work"
The0pt t1_j28undr wrote
Then i would be cheating on every woman i have ever asked out
TontonLuston t1_j293a4m wrote
You monster!
Educational-Pipe-444 t1_j29jkfh wrote
You was today years old
Aces106987 t1_j2cb1yk wrote
Only person that can send you to the friendzone is yourself. Make it known what you want and if it ain't happening and you stick around. You friendzoned yourself.
Finncraft_2008 t1_j292p40 wrote
i got the same post from the same person twice in a row
AlexCross116 t1_j29ilt7 wrote
Man what is this, 2012?
Tall_Taro_91 t1_j29kn7w wrote
I WENT TO THE FRIEND ZONE (I went to the danger zone)
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confusedlilfroggy t1_j29uasb wrote
Friend zone = best zone imo
shadowdash66 t1_j29y65g wrote
Yeah its called you get put on the bleachers
0hio_172191809 t1_j2a2r5c wrote
Now which is worse, being friends with benefits and nothing more, or being just friends
Worstshacobox t1_j2a2ukh wrote
Word
LiabilityLad655321v2 t1_j2a6g19 wrote
The Friend Zone. It’s nice in here, we’ve got tea and biscuits.
Seriously if it turns out I’m in the Friend Zone, whether “she” sent me there or I went there voluntarily, doesn’t matter. I like to learn from my friends and make positive steps, or at least try to, and I make as much effort with them as they make with me.
If “she” Friendzones me and that’s that then, to quote Liam Lynch: “Whatever”
[deleted] t1_j2abbu4 wrote
It’s the oblivious zone.
Ablazz96 t1_j2amtu6 wrote
I dont get friendzones i get Dangerzones
ElderberryWeekly5947 t1_j2aoaq8 wrote
females dont care, doesnt matter
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Chameleon44 t1_j2b2key wrote
What about Chernobyl exclusion zone?
Cheeki breeki intensifies
HeathenBliss t1_j2ba919 wrote
The friend zone is when you approach someone with romantic interest and they decide that they would "rather be friends". Its a polite way of saying they're not interested, and the only people who stick around to STAY in the friend zone are people who have no self respect. Seriously, it's no one's fault, but once the line is crossed (expressing interest) there's no going back, and it's just awkward and sad if you don't move on.
Antique-Fly9292 t1_j2bupfl wrote
It was originally called not the enough money zone but was rebranded in the 90’s.
LukeTLA0 t1_j2c2qw8 wrote
Fucking explain it to me
SomeLikeItDusty t1_j2c552q wrote
“It’s as if I heard a million incels all cry out at once…”
dpXWrecka t1_j2c8em1 wrote
I would be friendless..... Oh wait
not-my-best-wank t1_j2cdlp2 wrote
I'm more worried about the twilight zone.
aScabbyM8 t1_j2cmppx wrote
WHAT THE FUCK
CasperCann t1_j2coir8 wrote
Men: I always get put in the fuckin friend zone.
Also Men: No I won't date an overweight woman I'm not physically attracted to, why do you ask?
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See. It's that easy. The "Friend Zone." doesn't exist, people are attracted to people. That's legit all that is.
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snippijay t1_j2950jz wrote
There's no such thing as the friend zone.
The only reason that you're single.
LePetitePoopoo t1_j28u0t0 wrote
Ok, Andrew Tate
Gunner1Cav t1_j28u6wa wrote
You have to know the difference between a woman who wants to be friends, and a woman who knows you’re thirsty and keeps you on the hook.