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goldfishman63 t1_j5mkz7k wrote

That’s cus we progressive here 🍆

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Flower_Murderer t1_j5nb1n2 wrote

Have you milked your prostate? Worth every damn penny.

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KenOfEarth t1_j5muob4 wrote

Wyoming buys the fewest sex toys. I bet there’s a cause and effect situation in there somewhere.

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thelasagna t1_j5n43ax wrote

I was wondering if it had to do with population too! Either way this was hilarious. Floridas made me actually lol

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jodeme t1_j5p7gag wrote

Honestly I’m not surprised. There’s a reason they call the prostrate the male g spot. Y’all are missing out if you haven’t experimented with butt stuff.

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Lil_Brown_Bat OP t1_j5mi9y6 wrote

Of* these toys. Why are the I and O next to each other?

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ManWithTheCats t1_j5mpjvl wrote

Perhaps you should try taking out your prostate massager before typing.

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EnoughIdeas t1_j5ovkmy wrote

the baby Jesus himself hand placed a button that can let you experience his love but you have to find it with either a toy,finger or other appendage.

Plus bro busting a nut has recoil with one of those things placed right.

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ZombyWalker t1_j5q8ljq wrote

The state first to legalize gay marriage likes butt stuff huh

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skasticks t1_j5r1do3 wrote

Nothing gay about butt stuff unless it's two or more dudes

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potus1001 t1_j5r3j17 wrote

You’re welcome!

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CZall23 t1_j5u5278 wrote

Texas' is oddly specific.

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Lil_Brown_Bat OP t1_j5ukh4x wrote

Considering it's Texas, I totally get why the AFAB folks there are having fun on their own.

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Stateberg t1_j5q2gy0 wrote

I probably cannot look at my neighbors the same way again

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warlocc_ t1_j5mkl8q wrote

I don't want to say "that explains a lot", but...

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