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bleunt t1_j3bnv59 wrote
Yeah OP is a bit silly for thinking this happened randomly. Or OP just thought lying would offer more karma.
Biased_individual t1_j3bo1ob wrote
Who would do that? Going on the internet and spread lies? Jesus.
KingDaveRa t1_j3bqizx wrote
I don't think Jesus ever did that.
hok98 t1_j3btb73 wrote
Everyone hated Jesus for telling the truth
Fanceyreddit t1_j3byq02 wrote
Pharisees Hate Him!
Man tells God's honest truth in tell all book.
yelahneb t1_j3g3tac wrote
Not Today, Jesus
Goldblood4 t1_j3dj1n6 wrote
Shut up!
Danitoba t1_j3efumr wrote
Case & point.
Sentence-Terrible t1_j3ekoeu wrote
Case in point
Rondaru t1_j3by2ii wrote
Well, he told everyone that three kings came to his birthday in a stable to bring him gifts (and then just went and left him there)
CharlieHush t1_j3c0pz1 wrote
But Jesus did invent the sandwich.
Omnizoom t1_j3dkelk wrote
I heard his mom did though religiously
Ragnarok91 t1_j3dt5w1 wrote
Massively underrated comment. Cracked me up.
account_not_valid t1_j3eumea wrote
He said I'd inherit the earth, and that hasn't happened yet, even though I'm the meekest of all the meek. I oughta punch that filthy hippy in the face.
drsparis t1_j3bpmya wrote
The nerve on some people...
windowhihi t1_j3bu347 wrote
The funny thing is that the video would be as awesome if he told the truth. But he had to lie somehow.
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FajenThygia t1_j3btw75 wrote
Until Gandhi nuked Him.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j3d2j87 wrote
Jesus wouldn't do that.
evilocto t1_j3bx5ny wrote
OP's account is Karma farming just look how many posts he's made in the past couple of days.
ScumEater t1_j3c9pnf wrote
A post with no follow up comment from op always strikes me as karma farming. Then again I don't make posts.
Force3vo t1_j3bnxzz wrote
Yes
Willdiealonewithcats t1_j3bx5rv wrote
Wait found a more realistic outcome https://youtu.be/jKnXDroqcE0
Respectable_Answer t1_j3bwnb7 wrote
Doesn't technically say it was random.
taleofbenji t1_j3byenm wrote
I refuse to believe that someone would lie on Reddit.
warrant2k t1_j3d6cuy wrote
Karma hunters, ASSEEMMBBLLE!
Willdiealonewithcats t1_j3bx2eo wrote
Sometimes it can get close, just watch the wedge tail eagle vs drone videos on YouTube https://youtu.be/Hr-xBtVU4lg
pizzahutbuffet t1_j3ev7ua wrote
Here we are again, I really liked the thought of the vulture somehow deciding to just do this, I just thought it was cool, everything on the internet is fake. Yeah I’m silly, whatever, life’s more fun when you entertain silly possibilities like this
hills21 t1_j3gtqf1 wrote
OP is a bot.
128palms t1_j3brnzt wrote
What did OP lie about?
Hellkids2 t1_j3bsyt9 wrote
The title
tumescent_cedar t1_j3bveda wrote
What part of the title specifically is a lie?
Industrialpainter89 t1_j3bwfse wrote
Definitely the latter, this was posted and debonked just a day or two ago.
NhylX t1_j3bzrn1 wrote
He didn't really lie. A decision was made. The vulture could have flipped the bird and peaced out.
Richard7666 t1_j3dm983 wrote
Well, he's now got 1 karma less. Downdooted 'em
Mackem101 t1_j3blxmg wrote
Yeah, it's got a jess on its leg.
Chris_Jartha t1_j3bzvcq wrote
I was going to say… I’d hope so. I’d never touch a wild vulture, even if I could. The amount of parasites and bacteria they collect is ridiculous lol
FragrantExcitement t1_j3bxkea wrote
Should one be concerned if a vulture lands and starts picking at you?
Financial-Mood5816 t1_j3ewku4 wrote
Yea, you can see the leather strip on his leg
jawshoeaw t1_j3dg2oo wrote
Somewhere lol
tideswithme t1_j3ezon9 wrote
Man miss this song. Reminds me of the movie in Power Rangers. RIP Green/White Ranger you will be missed 😢
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Dear_Ambellina03 t1_j3brzc3 wrote
This isn't true. While they do feed on carrion, they are as clean as any other bird. They have amazing gut bacteria that allows them to eat what they do, but they are not dirty.
Trismesjistus t1_j3c0asf wrote
> they are as clean as any other bird
That's not a very high bar to clear though. Birds are pretty dirty animals
Dear_Ambellina03 t1_j3cmzmn wrote
Right, no wild animals are "clean" but vultures aren't abnormally dirty.
beer_demon t1_j3bgwar wrote
While this does look like a domesticated vulture, when paragliding I did have vultures try to land on the top of the wing, and once managed it and then slid off, they are not afraid of paragliders at all.
Camarao_du_mont t1_j3bkf2o wrote
Pretty sure wild vultures don't have leather straps on their feet.
beer_demon t1_j3bp4pv wrote
What if they like Judas Priest?
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wad11656 t1_j3dxlgb wrote
They literally just said it looks domesticated.
Camarao_du_mont t1_j3eeieo wrote
And was confirming it since wild birds don't have jesses
jawshoeaw t1_j3dfny7 wrote
You clearly don’t know Clarence my pet vulture. Wild is his middle name!
OrionJohnson t1_j3d7og4 wrote
Or their wings clipped so they can’t fly on their own, only glide
cnthelogos t1_j3e5bgf wrote
Yes, if I had a pet vulture and clipped its wings, I would definitely take it paragliding with me. /s
Christ Redditors are so eager to see animal abuse. I legitimately believe it's an illness.
Camarao_du_mont t1_j3ec9pr wrote
That's not even how clipped wings work.
It's very noticeable when done, and it's only done to one of the wings. You can clip almost all flight feathers an the bird will still fly.
The goal is to have asymmetric wings so they cannot gain height but can still glide down to safely.
And you don't clip wings, you clip feathers.
brucebrowde t1_j3d4oh4 wrote
Do you think wild vultures would be so unafraid to allow to be petted though?
beer_demon t1_j3d9c3u wrote
Why would you ask me that question?
pizzahutbuffet t1_j3evjm3 wrote
That’s badass I like this comment a lot more than the nerds ruining my random animal encounter immersion
black_brotha t1_j3fox01 wrote
They were just making sure their future food is well prepared and taken care off. Keep gliding
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Neat_Petite t1_j3btey1 wrote
The snark kinda backfired on you here, didn’t it dear?
kommanditbolag t1_j3bvpy0 wrote
I don't understand what OP is doing in the comments. They're all weird.
Malari_Zahn t1_j3bwdy4 wrote
I'm gonna guess it's a bot that's still working through its response algorithm (6 year old account, once post 6 years ago and a bunch of rando posts over the past two days).
Neat_Petite t1_j3bvuca wrote
From the looks of their post history they’re just a farming account. But I’ve not usually seen bot accounts be so…. odd.
wahnsin t1_j3bwgp8 wrote
it's a bot, duh?
LEGITIMATE_SOURCE t1_j3bzjm6 wrote
Your karma whoring is real backward. Go back to deleting all your posts bot
taffaq t1_j3bq6g2 wrote
Being a bird is so fucking cool
AfellowchuckerEhh t1_j3d6bt8 wrote
Looks so freeing to just casually be gliding through the air like this. Unless there's a bigger bird trying to eat you. Always wondered if birds have a fear/anxiety of heights since it still could kill them if they injure a wing or what not. Or if just chilling on the ledge of a skyscraper is just w/e to them because they can just fly if they slip.
Fez_and_no_Pants t1_j3bv0yl wrote
You ain't wrong.
brucebrowde t1_j3d4qew wrote
But birds don't exist...
Splatter_bomb t1_j3f5w4s wrote
Government got rid of all the birds in the 70’s. What you’re seeing is a sophisticated piece of spying equipment.
not_creative1 t1_j3dlhwj wrote
Ants probably think the same about us. And they aren’t wrong
Soft-Title-7998 t1_j3dmc56 wrote
Sounds like something a bird would say.
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Yamilon t1_j3bumjb wrote
You would know, right?
SandiegoJack t1_j3bhtz8 wrote
This video made me uncomfortable. Heights and I are no bueno.
EdEnsHAzArD t1_j3bn5t7 wrote
I'm not scared of heights, I'm just scared of falling
Secret_Autodidact t1_j3bsjc2 wrote
I'm not scared of falling, I'm just scared of the sudden deceleration at the end.
jsha11 t1_j3buhu3 wrote
So gravity isn’t the force to be feared, but electromagnetism is
Secret_Autodidact t1_j3c5idp wrote
Gravity gets a bad rap, it's making you accelerate just the same on the ground as it is when you're falling through the air. It's the damn ground that's the problem, without it we'd be weightless!
Rossrox t1_j3box9p wrote
Same! I describe it as a fear of unsafe heights - if there’s something that I could do either accidentally or on purpose that could put me in serious danger, I don’t like it.
Hellkids2 t1_j3bt1rd wrote
Vertigo?
violentpac t1_j3btzqz wrote
¿Dónde está?
BlackSpidy t1_j3buxip wrote
¿Donde está la biblioteca?
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WHISKEY_DELTA_6 t1_j3bsaks wrote
Heights and I are in fact muy malo.
schruted_it_ t1_j3buwcw wrote
I’ve done this and skydiving once! The funny most disquieting thing in skydiving was having your legs just dangling! It doesn’t feel right!
DrakeAU t1_j3bjkr8 wrote
Yeah um, I'm going to nibble this guys shoe.
Lancaster1983 t1_j3bvz61 wrote
Fucking nom nom nom!
Normynoshoes t1_j3bg56m wrote
Wow I want to fly now.
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780to702 t1_j3bva4l wrote
Lol wtf
kommanditbolag t1_j3bvmyr wrote
ohoo... Good
or_so_they_said t1_j3bvue1 wrote
Is that a threat?
FerretChrist t1_j3c0xpe wrote
ohoo.. Maybe
Seisme1138 t1_j3bgqtg wrote
I absolutely love the mutual grooming. ❤️
OhMyGoth1 t1_j3bxmo9 wrote
Good thing it's not actually a wild vulture. They have very sharp beaks and can be pretty bitey
jawshoeaw t1_j3dgadj wrote
What about talons
OhMyGoth1 t1_j3djfb5 wrote
Not actually as dangerous. They're sharp enough but vultures have relatively weak feet (at least compared to raptors, which is part of the reason they aren't classified with them anymore). No need to grip and kill your prey with talons when it's already dead
MrRoma t1_j3blggk wrote
GROOMING?!?!?!?!
celo753 t1_j3bn5hd wrote
Yes that is what it is called when animals clean themselves or their fellows out
Baberuthless95 t1_j3boi4j wrote
It’s Reddit, grooming is a trigger word.
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Omephla t1_j3dgtfo wrote
Sadly that joke's run a fowl to some here.
wad11656 t1_j3dxvxb wrote
googles word heh. Funny
Colonel_Zander t1_j3ev3jv wrote
Flew over your head, did it?
steelcity91 t1_j3bmw9j wrote
Strange looking dog.
Trick_Designer2369 t1_j3bi9v8 wrote
Yeah it just wants to eat you and is just getting in early
minedigger t1_j3czegg wrote
That vulture knows it’s one mistake away from a free ride and a great meal.
Wolvesthatbyte t1_j3bj8cs wrote
They frens
SequesterMe t1_j3dchn4 wrote
Best comment of the day.
The_Cysko_Kid t1_j3byoyp wrote
This guy's feet must smell like death
Potietang t1_j3dl9s7 wrote
And now he’s got Lyme disease from petting it. /s
Neat_Petite t1_j3bgutu wrote
Anna Paquin? That you hun?
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scaffnet t1_j3bxk2y wrote
Foreshadowing 😂
wad11656 t1_j3dxpnl wrote
Underrated
thebarkbarkwoof t1_j3bmncm wrote
In the next scene he nibbles on the wings then Free dinner.
EzekielKallistos t1_j3bp68b wrote
No one’s talking about the amazing man legs
aadoqee t1_j3dkauj wrote
@uru_fly on IG
sadahtay t1_j3bq3ia wrote
Are birds just like, flying over us all the time?
BudwinTheCat t1_j3c5qa1 wrote
Ya. That's how they keep an eye on all of us.
Larry_Phischman t1_j3dwkny wrote
Spawn camping.
IsDedZilla t1_j3bnats wrote
The way it pulls up reminds me of a police traffic intercept… “what seems to be the officer problem?”
Satans-Blowhole t1_j3bo50u wrote
"Hello fellow birds.."
KavensWorld t1_j3bokmy wrote
Both start grooming eachother ❤️
nowhereiswater t1_j3bs3no wrote
Love how the rudder works.
jaceinthebox t1_j3bu1js wrote
Working smarter not harder
theghostofgotti t1_j3buux8 wrote
Sure, he was "resting his wings" on something that could have been a predator and might have wanted to kill it. Wild animals do this kind of thing all the time.
Jesus.
AcousticDan t1_j3f729v wrote
What?
Butyouplayinn t1_j3bx94u wrote
Those micro adjustments on the tail feathers are cool to watch.
PokerJunkieKK t1_j3bxkah wrote
What you wanna do?
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mondomaniatrics t1_j3d6yv0 wrote
omg... I just realized... gifs don't have copyright strikes like on Youtube!
FortuneDW t1_j3dpf5w wrote
Hey, are u ded yet ?
CaveManta t1_j3efhsx wrote
"Sorry. There's gum on your shoe."
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Similar_Somewhere_57 t1_j3bq7oc wrote
Gorgeous
Obelix13 t1_j3brhdx wrote
Tagged!!! Now you’re It!!
Is the vulture tagged? I see something tied to its leg.
Jaijoles t1_j3c7l2c wrote
It’s apparently domesticated, and the guy goes on flights with his pet vulture.
PraiseBobSlackOff t1_j3buu8b wrote
That’s a nice looking vulture. I saw a turkey vulture up close and it’s face looked like it stuck it n a fire. Looked all bloody and burn-victimed. I looked it up and they’re all that ugly.
Teantis t1_j3bvar2 wrote
They don't have feathers on their heads so their heads stay cleaner when eating.
PraiseBobSlackOff t1_j3bvmpp wrote
I think I knew that. The turkey vulture has a red head. Looks weird. Huge wing span. They would hang around the lake with the jogging path looking for carrion. Majestic flight.
Teantis t1_j3bvz46 wrote
Yeah think quite a few birds have red skin under their feathers. Quite a few actual turkeys do and chickens
mccarthybergeron t1_j3bw9ow wrote
"Mom?"
poonnaga t1_j3bwo57 wrote
Nothing more free than a bird. Just watching the world unfold from above. I’d sacrifice my marble bag for the ability to fly. My nut set. My kibbles and bits.
Atticus_152 t1_j3bx42z wrote
Well that's... Some version of a Disney princess.
funky555 t1_j3bxa9d wrote
my dumbass: "What if he falls 😰"
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ScumEater t1_j3c9ix4 wrote
His little tail rudder is the coolest thing
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colbsk1 t1_j3dhd9t wrote
That's awesome
dudewiththebling t1_j3dlo6w wrote
This is cool af
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32mafiaman t1_j3dn10w wrote
Parahawking
durntaur t1_j3dob7a wrote
Some noms on the shoe.
therealcarboardbox t1_j3dtmmw wrote
Spirit animal
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Desperate-Fix-9930 t1_j3dyy6n wrote
It's still a vulture
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Desperate-Fix-9930 t1_j3e0sxm wrote
That is a species of vulture. Not all of them have a bald head and neck. Some, like this one, just have a bald face. You can see it when it's nibbling his right shoe. Hawks and falcons also have generally short and very curved beaks, while this one has a longer and flatter beak
JizzyMcCornflakes t1_j3dzkn3 wrote
What a wild thing to experience.
hauj0bb t1_j3e1yk5 wrote
Mesmerizing!
L0V1 t1_j3e3g2y wrote
Fucking shithawks coming
Soy_una_biblioteca t1_j3eg1az wrote
“Uhh lemme just get a little nibble on that shoe right there “
plomerosKTBFFH t1_j3epn6b wrote
"I'm so hungry, where's the nearest carcass? Oh look a paraglider! Man it would suck if you had an accident and died."
wilby321 t1_j3epu3m wrote
Vulture trying to find out what that smell is in his shoe
butterbleek t1_j3eqo07 wrote
Love this Song!
sentolover t1_j3eqw9v wrote
Could have done without the music.
SubtleRedditIcon t1_j3er6of wrote
Wait do birds like to be petted? And is it petted or pet? Regardless, do all animals that aren’t pets like to be pet? Or petted?
Slippergypsy t1_j3eui23 wrote
This is like the guy that flies with a flock of geese or duck, very majestic
Laura3109 t1_j3evk2e wrote
Yeah, I might take that as a really bad omen.
evillman t1_j3f85zp wrote
Hey, look! It's Larry!
ipaxton t1_j3fhdrm wrote
Slow ride, take it easy
TrappedOnARock t1_j3fqkqf wrote
"Stop petting me and help me find my next meal, damn it"
ClubbinGuido t1_j3g62sk wrote
Based vulture.
niceandcold t1_j3gsq0k wrote
Eww don’t touch it
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[deleted] t1_j3buqf2 wrote
Would be so much better without the musical ‘accompaniment’ - why not just use the actual sound?
shlam16 t1_j3bw6gt wrote
The actual sound would be a nightmare of wind. Just a silent gif is all that was needed.
[deleted] t1_j3dz2xn wrote
Yes…true.
willow0918a t1_j3eu8q2 wrote
I think the song fits perfectly.
[deleted] t1_j3flgon wrote
Fair enough…I’m just more than a bit over the apparent ‘necessity’ to add music/songs to clips that almost always don’t need it. Think it’s the TikTok generation and their apparent super short attention span and intolerance/fear of silence! Maybe I’m just old…😂
LafondaCrawford t1_j3byko7 wrote
Repost. Knowing that the guy and the vulture have a relationship helps but it makes me so frustrated when he pets it.
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elffire_ t1_j3bkj3a wrote
WHY
merx3_91 t1_j3blw47 wrote
OK, WE'LL SEND YOU A MAIL WHEN SOMEONE LIKES IT
EatThyStool t1_j3bmiq8 wrote
VULTURE IS RACIST, I DO NOT LIKE THE VIDEO
semistro t1_j3bi9ex wrote
I saw this somewhere already, the vulture is his own and they fly together regularly.