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jimberley t1_j33m975 wrote

Love the nonchalance of her “I just killed a guy” fist pump.

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nutano t1_j34i151 wrote

Clearly she did not. She made the guy totally vanish and exploded a motor bike.

She's been part of the anti-motorcycle lobby for years and finally gets to blow one up.

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Automatic_Llama t1_j35o64c wrote

Ha that was my takeaway too. If your reaction to exploding a man before your eyes is "bullseye!" with a fist pump, you're a psycho.

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Waly98 t1_j366dhk wrote

As he probably rolls around in agony, covered in burning gasoline.

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DutssZ t1_j3455pe wrote

Is this... porn?

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GatoradeNipples t1_j34nere wrote

It's an Andy Sidaris movie, so... non-committal handwavey motion?

They're basically all "sorta-kinda softcore porn, sorta-kinda really dumb action movie."

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Jcbowden10 t1_j361w7w wrote

My teenage self loved these movies. The perfect combination of boobs and explosions. All in a really cheesy wrapping.

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Mrhore17 t1_j35xbtq wrote

I have a buddy who LOVES these types of movies. He would have friends over for movies nights and we would get really high and watch these and let me tell you, every single one of these type of movies are exactly the same. Super buff shirtless dude, girls are always introduced naked, drive/fly around in expensive vehicles and there has to be at LEAST 3-4 sex scenes.

And the movies just kinda end with the whole cast talking about what they did.

It’s like if Dennis Reynolds from always sunny actually made movies like how he described, “Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, until it all sorta…ends.”.

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marketable_skills t1_j365d2l wrote

Sounds amazing. Any titles come to mind?

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MoreStrangererThings t1_j365zpc wrote

Hard Ticket to Hawaii, The Dallas Connection, Malibu Express, Day of the Warrior... basically any movie from Andy Sidaris.

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DomesticApe23 t1_j36camq wrote

Hard Ticket to Hawaii is the ultimate. Plus it has a kickass theme tune.

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RandomlyConsistent t1_j36jfgv wrote

Isn't that also the film with the razor frisbee kill scene?

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DomesticApe23 t1_j36jppj wrote

Hahaha yep. And a giant snake. And the rocket launcher scene. It's fantastic.

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C0LdP5yCh0 t1_j36mitk wrote

"Man, they must be smoking some heavy doobies."

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anti_pope t1_j36qemy wrote

> Any titties come to mind?

...is how I read this.

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Mrhore17 t1_j37f5c8 wrote

Malibu express, the Dallas connection, day of the warrior, do or die, Enemy Gold, Fit to kill, Guns, Hard Hunted, Hard ticket to Hawaii, Picasso tiger, Return to Savage beach.

AND THEYRE ALL THE FUCKING SAME MOVIE

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StairQuesadilla t1_j34p9xb wrote

Lol, I thought they meant Hawkeye from MASH

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guitar_jed t1_j34wlwp wrote

So I wasn't the only one. I was very confused

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revmacca t1_j35gc0j wrote

I was also expecting some dr based quips and clinger dressed to the nines…..

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3serious t1_j35rvhd wrote

God, same, and I've never watched MASH

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MazerRakam t1_j36fs98 wrote

I thought I was in the r/Hermitcraft subreddit and this was a reference to Scar.

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-Lumpy-Space-Prince- t1_j35daup wrote

If you liked that movie you’ll like “hard ticket to Hawaii”

https://youtu.be/yUZfkbKFtKA

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Stokkolm t1_j36bpoo wrote

To quote a user review from imdb:

>My father and brother would watch this movie together. They knew the plot and lines well enough to recite them, along with the actors. The movie bled over into real life, and they would say the lines to each other when the moment felt right.
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>As my father descended into terminal Alzheimer's disease, this film was his one last link with reality. Watching this film would bring him out of his stupor, and he would become verbal again.
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>Now that Father is gone, the entire family watches this movie once a year,on Christmas Eve. We make eggnog, eat fruitcake, and wear sweaters. And cry some, too.

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mhac009 t1_j36q49r wrote

Absolutely not what I expected that review to be when I started reading it.

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Jcbowden10 t1_j542p2p wrote

I cannot imagine watching these movies with a family member.

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travlerjoe t1_j33dnt7 wrote

He would be more impressed if she blew up a snowplough

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morbyxxx t1_j33hzr3 wrote

Okay...okay....no....okay......okay...no....yeah no...

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Temetka t1_j33sf61 wrote

This is pure awesome through and through. What is this from?

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Joe_na_hEireann t1_j34cgk4 wrote

Susuki TS100. My first bike. So weird I Googled it today for the first time in years(not a common bike where I'm from) and here it is, no tags. What the fuck!

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ickshter t1_j34snt1 wrote

Think it was the 185, not the 100. Either way, not cool blowing up a sweet ride like that!

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BoxytheBandit t1_j36bzyq wrote

It's a post 79 TS 185, called an TS ER in Australia. I believe you can still buy them new in Ethiopia. They no longer meet a lot of Western emissions standards.

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Joe_na_hEireann t1_j36qgdo wrote

Ah right, didn't see the 185 badge. But Isn't it weird how it just pops up on my feed after I specially searched for this model yesterday, the video having nothing to do with the make or model of the bike itself.

I get how tracking cookies/ targeted advertising works but there is no tags saying its a TS, nothing. Could some AI tool make out the model by image and stick it under my nose given my search history?

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Goadfang t1_j36u8gc wrote

Popped up in my feed and I wasn't searching for it, likely just coincidence. I do still own that exact bike though, sitting in my barn right now, still ran last time I kicked it over.

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MisterJasonMan t1_j34y3df wrote

You know you're old when you click on it and expect to see Hawkeye Pierce from MASH

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aVHSofPointBreak t1_j34on3l wrote

Part of what makes this feel so awkward is the editing. There's a superfluous half-second at the start and end of every transition that makes it feel really clunky. It's like they are rolling and yell action, but make the edit prior to the director yelling "action" and after they've called "cut".

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Hippoplatypus7 t1_j35ln2f wrote

They blew their whole budget on blowing up that dirt bike

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Zachisawinner t1_j33ffhz wrote

Where did the red bandana come from?

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timontyres t1_j35yvki wrote

Is no-one going to talk about how they just threw a piece of meat in the air during the explosion?

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A0xom0xoa t1_j35z4d0 wrote

When cocaine was king

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Fleadip t1_j36z4xo wrote

Is it just me, or is this guy the most 80’s guy ever?

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HotCheese650 t1_j35y3tg wrote

Hawkeye in the hospital right now trying to fist bump her.

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ImmortalIronFits t1_j36e0pp wrote

This is an Andy Sidaris movie right? It looks like it.

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Vectorman1989 t1_j36hcdl wrote

The horrible soundtrack that sounds like a cheap electronic piano really completes the whole thing

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Imnotabadman t1_j36jz4x wrote

Not gonna lie, I like that they did an actual explosion. Decent use of practical effects.

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prguitarman t1_j36laau wrote

I scanned the comments but didn’t see this answered. What movie is this?

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Shy_Joe t1_j34u76t wrote

It's a scene from Picasso Trigger.

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smokey2535 t1_j34xw68 wrote

> Picasso Trigger.

I knew it was gonna be an Andy Sidaris movie. I thought it was hard ticket to hawaii at first.

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Cool_underscore_mf t1_j35ohuc wrote

Oh yeah, a ts185. I used to have one of those. It was good I think, but I'd not want one now.

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QQEvenMore t1_j35vpno wrote

Someone please tell me that the gas tank of that bike goes down all the way to and under the seat and that the tip of the harpoon caused a spark somehow

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Trails2Tomorrow t1_j365z2a wrote

I think she was taping some kind of firework or small fused explosive onto the arrow before she shot it.

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shalasay13 t1_j362fty wrote

But... where is the laser guide?

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32mafiaman t1_j366b4b wrote

Now I love these action films and shows from the 70s and 80s. But all of the hip firing in all of them just irritates to no end. Still love them though

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gyanster t1_j366nn4 wrote

They don’t make such bikes anymore 😞

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Motchan13 t1_j3691lu wrote

I'm left wondering why did she have some kind of timed explosive device with her for her speargun diving trip

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Ludiam0ndz t1_j36c7zp wrote

Was that the wig that flew off?

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ctubby766 t1_j36elo9 wrote

Looks like Spielberg's work...

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vouteignorar t1_j36elvq wrote

Gotta love these non existing budget productions

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BIGMIKE6888 t1_j36kkif wrote

Just the way she drew it up.

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StuiWooi t1_j36ng2h wrote

I thought he was going to run himself over somehow.

Too soon?

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Goadfang t1_j36tujn wrote

OMG I have that dirt bike! It was my 14th birthday present and I could never let it go. Still runs too!

Goddamn 2 stroke BEAST!

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mechaflame t1_j37wk6p wrote

I read Hawkeye and kept expecting some kind of snowmobile to show up and crush the guy

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ChocolateB34R t1_j384pke wrote

It was the fist raised in victory for me.

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Upbeat-Tap-4797 t1_j38dmpn wrote

Hawkeye traveled back in time to learn to shoot from his badass mom before she had him

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CPAonVacation t1_j38i0h9 wrote

That’s high quality production there

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mitchsn t1_j38n81j wrote

80s Cheese at its finest!

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diymatt t1_j38rwn1 wrote

Hawkeye would be pissed.

BJ wants to get the remaining bike parts, and why the hell is Margaret in a bikini?

*cue Korean music over loudspeaker*

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BraceThis t1_j3aywa6 wrote

T.JMiller at his best.

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kaiserbergin t1_j3hj6zi wrote

Body glove. Dang, I miss being by the ocean.

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niitq t1_j35dscq wrote

Old gun sounds!

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plaurenb8 t1_j35uvlp wrote

Weren’t there supposed to be some tits?

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Evilbit77 t1_j3635vz wrote

Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause we’re on a beach. Ok, look, we’re on a beach, we're fighting a guy cosplaying as a motorcycle cult leader, and I have a crossbow and timed explosives. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there cause it's my job. Ok, and I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

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Robert_Grave t1_j363qgl wrote

Hawkeye would be cursing you trying to sew the guy back together!

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IncCo t1_j34l0xj wrote

Looks like an old 007 movie

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putzarino t1_j34vv53 wrote

Linda McCartney is a badass!

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[deleted] t1_j357y78 wrote

This baywatch?

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ElementK2 t1_j35bghg wrote

The cheesiness of the music makes it so much better

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phido3000 t1_j35jzfg wrote

Looks like danger 5...

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pumped_up_kicks80 t1_j35k5ml wrote

Hawkeye would be proud if he could get out of the ICU ward at the moment

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techieguy009 t1_j35rt2q wrote

Let’s be honest! This was shared because of “ass(es)”!!

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Jayboots t1_j3638cv wrote

Hawkeye would have been run over.

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YubNub81 t1_j35mlfq wrote

Is it bad that I was expecting a surprise snowcat attack?

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