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nerdiotic-pervert t1_izzjuux wrote
He makes my loins feel funny.
RoguePlanet1 t1_izzmh6n wrote
Ah okay so this is normal then.
Phreefuk t1_izzqdqe wrote
Women out here acting like 13 year old boys unironically lol
RoguePlanet1 t1_izzrhna wrote
We take what little eye candy we can get.
Phreefuk t1_izzrtw3 wrote
I ain't blaming anyone lol, get it
HighlyOffensive10 t1_j1ga9dm wrote
They are acting like male redditors do in everything featuring even the most mildly attractive woman.
anAffirmativeAtheist t1_j00151c wrote
What is a woman?
WhoIsYerWan t1_j00eqdd wrote
He looks so much like my ex. It’s jarring every time this come up.
Old-Bed-1858 t1_j01vf6k wrote
You better gird them.
NoobSFAnon t1_j00tg0w wrote
Rename him to Dexter Morgan
Industrialpainter89 t1_izzu0s4 wrote
Oh ok for a second there I thought Scott Hoying got a bird
desrevermi t1_izxu3t2 wrote
Old gold. I'll watch this every time it shows up.
✌️😎
MrsMurphysChowder t1_izzn2tv wrote
Me too. 😜
ladybug68 t1_izyx5ew wrote
People just don't know that birds can be like dogs with feathers.
Pseudonymico t1_izzgjnu wrote
Don’t they usually tend to pick one person to be like this with and hate everyone else?
--leave_me_alone-- t1_izztep8 wrote
In my experience, with some larger birds, yes. We had a lot of birds. My mom rescued them. Most of them were either cool with everyone or equally indifferent. There was one bird a cocka...too? I think the big white bird. I think cockatiel is the little one.
Anywho, that bird was amazing for about a week. You could flip him on his back and rub his belly. He'd coo etc. Well he fell in love with my mom and was a super bastard with everyone else. He'd try to bite your toes etc. Eventually he was a bastard to my mom too and he got to be too much. We gave him to a neighbor and was doing well last I knew.
Minuted t1_izzttps wrote
I'm not a bird expert and I know next to nothing about bird law, but can't birds become.very attached to their owners? Like they see them as a sexual partner?
Or am I making that up? I might be making that up. I think maybe there was some sort of petting that humans did that turned out to be a sexual thing for birds so I'm probably confusing the two things.
iswearatkids t1_j0005qh wrote
> but can't birds become.very attached to their owners?
Imprinting is the word you're looking for, and yes. Some species can. It's about context, such as type of bird, socialization, habitat, ect.
Nomomommy t1_j00crcf wrote
My neighbor had a lovebird who became my special friend. He'd run after me if I went to the bathroom or start yelling when I left. He'd come to my house and take showers with me or walk around on me while I napped. We'd groom each other and hang out. All cool, nothing that weird. But once he was getting all interested in my socked foot and my neighbor said, "careful...he might do a little bird jizz on your foot if you don't look out". So take from that what you will.
dam_the_beavers t1_j01wuve wrote
>take showers with me
What
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jedi_cat_ t1_j00r6v5 wrote
Parrots and cockatoos are like elephants, they NEVER FORGET. So, if something happens that they don’t like they will hate you forever. That’s like 50 years of hatred.
ladybug68 t1_j01xyqx wrote
My mom had two cockatoos. Peaches wanted cuddles from everyone and Rocky loved my mom and I, but would bite my brother. She rescued quakers that would let her sew socks on them(they had plucked out all their feathers), but would attack the rest us if we got anywhere near them. It just depends ...
tastethemonkey t1_izzm4al wrote
TIL that I'm a bird
spinelession t1_izzl944 wrote
It depends on the species, but more so has to do with how well they're socialized.
ladybug68 t1_izzxovg wrote
Yes that is true. The only birds that I have known to be different are cockatoos. They still have a favorite person but in my limited experience they will accept cuddles from anyone offering them.
Pseudonymico t1_izzzbyu wrote
I guess that makes sense, I’m Australian and I mostly see cockatoos in huge flocks.
ladybug68 t1_izzzikg wrote
It must be amazing to watch, but very very loud. 😁
DreamMaster8 t1_j015g9c wrote
I just wish they could hold their poop for longer the 15min. Like whenever i watch people with free roaming bird it's always full of poop around :/
ladybug68 t1_j01ww1d wrote
Not a fan of "free roaming" too much potential for trouble and poop. On top of the cage is enough.
burgeroburger t1_j01m4ja wrote
Yeah no… wife had conures (bird in the video) and they are absolutely the worst pet sold at traditional pet stores. They shit every ten minutes and can’t be potty trained so you end up with shit all over your clothes and your house. They also love to destroy everything they touch with their beak and can easily chew threw wood. They can easily and often do draw blood with their beak and are super temperamental. Add to the fact they can fly, I was constantly in fear the winged devils would attack my eyes. Also, if a door is left open, they can fly away and will get lost and you’ll never see them again. You can’t leave them alone for long periods of time as they are fairly intelligent and require constant attention. They are extremely noisy, on a similar level to having a newborn human baby but it never grows up. Parrot owners are also a special breed of pet owner and will love the birds to death despite all this and act like none of these issues are even issues. It was often the source of serious relationship issues for us. The birds are still intelligent creatures though so for the sake of the birds, don’t just go off on a whim and buy one, unless you and your family are looking for the commitment that comes with having a newborn human baby for life that can’t be potty or sleep trained ever, has razors for teeth, can fly, and never be around an open door. Also, they can live up to 25 years…
ladybug68 t1_j01wiau wrote
Well to be fair not all birds breeds are the same just like dogs. Quakers are noisy attack dogs. You are right though birds require your full attention and people should not get one before understanding all that it means to be a bird owner.
fluffy_assassins t1_izxlfoi wrote
r/aww
Crembels t1_j00b7nz wrote
As a bird owner, birds get itchy. Beards and stubble are a perfect scratching post for them to rub their faces on that they cant itch themselves via their beaks. My bird for sure LOVES being scratched in that area around her beak and near her eyes/cheeks.
Its cute as fuck either way. But im willing to bet the kiss from the dude left an irritating feeling on the birb and it was doing what it could to releive itself since it trusts him.
MustLoveAllCats t1_izymbh1 wrote
Such a sweet little tropical pigeon
Gweebington t1_izz0mz6 wrote
This guy gets it. Our animals can give us the purest form of love. To be on the receiving end of it is the greatest honor.
rawgreenpepper t1_j01nj75 wrote
The bird is scratching itself with his stubble. It's not love
Gweebington t1_j027dxa wrote
Welp… it’s still cute! 🤷♀️
rawgreenpepper t1_j04u9l7 wrote
I agree, but your mindset is wrong
SnooChickens8698 t1_izy58a6 wrote
Jim Hopper ??
Cybercrypt t1_j00exww wrote
Naw dude. It's oliver queen.
Jeffreybugist t1_izy8mx3 wrote
No gonna lie, I want to be that birb
Gibec89 t1_izz824u wrote
In reality, the bird just wiping off the nasty smootch juice you left it..
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zarthustra t1_izzqbd9 wrote
That was the royal "you", I believe. This is reddit, not tiktok. ;)
VickyRossy t1_izygkod wrote
You are so lucky, man. You have the bird!
-birdbirdbird- OP t1_izyp7d6 wrote
It is not me in the gif 😊
heyitsmichele t1_izytq6n wrote
My Duolingo notification popped up while watching this. 😔
marsattack13 t1_izzutc1 wrote
This guy is adorable and so is his friend
Luned0r t1_j01ebda wrote
TBF I love this human too. Dan McKernan is awesome.
richardtrle t1_izzo6eg wrote
I want to be that Birb :3
fivetimesyo t1_izzlm6x wrote
Birb
CyBerImPlaNt t1_izzz20v wrote
He has whiskers, the bird is using him as a scratching post.
gizeon t1_j004l3z wrote
Bird loves Human or Bird loves grooming on your stubble?
aKiss4Luck t1_j009cn9 wrote
This just makes me happy.
crochettop t1_j01n5j5 wrote
I love his human too.
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Soldier-light t1_izyx2tg wrote
I swear, he has more intelligence than some people
carcigenicate t1_izzigex wrote
It's amazing how much birds can look and act like rodents. I have Degus that like to sit on my shoulder and snuggle.
Erzaad t1_izzpsp5 wrote
Where did all the frames go? DX
ragnarok62 t1_j004ns5 wrote
Bird just wants the oil off his face to lube its feathers. Not saying there’s no affection there, but practicalities…
1000Years0fDeath t1_j00jail wrote
Looks like he's getting some scruffy scritches
dkn4440 t1_j00jaut wrote
Conure?
padamssm t1_j00jw0p wrote
So sweet!
crk365 t1_j00rt3g wrote
You're a most excellent human. Thank-you!
Mr-moJoE t1_j00votu wrote
My bird just looks at me funny and attacks the side of my face when I do that :/
SenorBruja t1_j01pe4m wrote
Bird up!
Ekoldr t1_j01qzbi wrote
This is the best Big Sexy and Shoresy cosplay ever!
theeldergod1 t1_izz6vlm wrote
I think it is more like "The bird misses a partner".
Amazzadio t1_izz4u34 wrote
Yeah they do. Stop eating chicken though...
-birdbirdbird- OP t1_izzd9k4 wrote
Yeah, people should really stop doing that
Apocrisiary t1_j00q9sk wrote
I'll probably get downvoted for this, but wtf happened?
I'm so sick of "gender equallity" going overboard. Not the first example.
Women thirsting over this guys, several comments, gets upvoted.
Say something like "nice smile" to a girl as a male. Damn near death treats.
Svenskensmat t1_j00tbl3 wrote
Have you seen the comments in posts with a hot woman?
There is even a sub dedicated to it.
Apocrisiary t1_j01kari wrote
My point exactly. It is so horrific there is own subreddits to calling them out.
So why is it ok when women do it?
I'm not talking about the comments them selves, I am talking about the act of sending sexually related comments. Ok when Women do it, apparently.
This is exactly the reason Male rape gets laughed at and not taken seriously.
Svenskensmat t1_j01pdh4 wrote
> It is so horrific there is own subreddits to calling them out.
Calling them out for being hot?
Is there something wrong with you mate?
Apocrisiary t1_j01ssee wrote
I thought you ment r/niceguys, r/creepypm or something like that.
Aren't you a nice fellow, fucking whiteknight.
Edit:
Guess I am not clear.
Comment on a hot girl in r/gifs you get lynched, women thirsting over a dude on r/gifs. Upvotes.
Litarellay just some days ago, a post where someone said "beautiful eyes and smile" to a girl. That's it. 138 downvotes.
Other subs, what has that anything to do with it? There are literall porn subs..
dam_the_beavers t1_j01x71w wrote
Downvotes, the new lynching.
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Quote__Unquote t1_izyc7i8 wrote
Dude’s name is Dan McKernan and he runs the Barn Sanctuary, such a sweet guy