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kflave249 t1_j6ndkky wrote
Well he was foundโฆ.
Zdendon t1_j6nfhp8 wrote
Only because he wanted to
Ignorhymus t1_j6orisl wrote
Ah yes, but what about the Olympic champion? https://youtu.be/2sqTmhB0BNQ
GANDORF57 t1_j6p0thg wrote
"How do you say. 'ollie ollie oxen free' in Malay?"
flamingstorm98 t1_j6nkdxz wrote
Ah I thunk a certain man with a 12 year hide and seek champion of 12 years
Is he alive no but he tecnecly has the record
shirva123 t1_j6m24p3 wrote
Was he alive? I am genuinely worried
CascadianExpat t1_j6m2j5w wrote
Yes he was.
Open5escrets t1_j6mlrc9 wrote
Was a shipping container full of beer and twinkies and spam
CrispyDogmeat t1_j6mms86 wrote
Well, now we know why he picked that one.
Romnonaldao t1_j6n8lc5 wrote
The Twinkies, Beer, and Spam? It doesn't have that much spam in it
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dextracin t1_j6nncj9 wrote
Hope he saved some for the trip back
dalton10e t1_j6m3tbj wrote
Genuinely?
kerred t1_j6mt78v wrote
Probably more alive than when ham traffickers leave people in containers?
Now I'm sad
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Glocks10mike t1_j6o1upi wrote
Nothing to worry about. How many people get to die a winner?
Glocks10mike t1_j6o1sp5 wrote
Nothing to worry about. How many people get to die a winner?
TheBlue69 t1_j6lzuza wrote
Did he win though?
predictingzepast t1_j6m1k5h wrote
No, says right in the title he was found..
RemarkableNebula OP t1_j6m34jb wrote
His friends werenโt looking after a week I can assure you
Nzdiver81 t1_j6mfs4q wrote
After a week, wouldn't everyone be looking for him?
Toidal t1_j6n0v1q wrote
At age 15? Pretty sure his friends were playing a prank on convincing him to go hide while they went off and did something else.
FBI_Agent_82 t1_j6n1x5h wrote
Do you think he'll be ok in there?
We'll be back in an hour. What's the worst thing that could happen?
dalton10e t1_j6m3shy wrote
Happy cake day
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i_dont_wanna_sign_up t1_j6npd3g wrote
He should have sat in a barrel of cement and rolled off the ship then.
kaspar42 t1_j6m8ckc wrote
Hiding outside the agreed upon area means you lose by default.
That's Hide&Seek basics.
Grgur2 t1_j6mho6u wrote
How do you know which area did they agree on?
Ireallyhatenaggers_ t1_j6n72to wrote
I think borders are off limits automatically
vruss t1_j6oxx8y wrote
Especially international borders
thetomahawk42 t1_j6nfpkj wrote
Well, he didn't leave on his own accord...
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j6lzygi wrote
Only if the other guys were still playing
Broomguy t1_j6mp908 wrote
Well I'm hoping since their friend was missing for a week, they were probably still looking for him
Open5escrets t1_j6mlv04 wrote
If you take hide and seek seriously you usually have a time limit and sometimes a bounded area
ChanceConfection3 t1_j6m2wtt wrote
King of Clubs
Helios321 t1_j6pbjeq wrote
But not as naked
Apprehensive_Bug_826 t1_j6lzp59 wrote
Thatโs how the pros do it. Mustโve been training for the world championships.
octhell t1_j6n1plz wrote
he got extremely lucky. this dumb fuck could be dead now
Invictuslemming1 t1_j6odd2h wrote
No kidding, most our our shipments are sealed up for 4-6 weeks
TheAtrocityArchive t1_j6mdglk wrote
Almost as good as Bin Laden, pretty sure he still holds the record tho.
ShatteredFantasy t1_j6mu4kq wrote
On one hand, I can imagine someone being that stupid... But on the other, I'm not convinced this was simply a game of "Hide and Seek"...
sihasihasi t1_j6or4k8 wrote
Yeah. It's not possible to lock yourself into a shipping container.
Snip_zero t1_j6n1l2g wrote
Heโs good, but the reigning world champion is still Amelia Earhart.
ephrin t1_j6n2lh7 wrote
The coconut crabs found her.
hybridmike772 t1_j6mn11v wrote
I don't think u can survive without water for a week
Lucky-Drink3095 t1_j6mnvyn wrote
He prob had a bottle of something on him
Free_hugs_for_3fiddy t1_j6nbkin wrote
I don't know about you, but I don't carry a water bottle while playing H&S. You probably had a bench everyone left their water next to.
Hage_Yuuna t1_j6ncrge wrote
And that's why you've never managed to successfully hide for a week.
Lucky-Drink3095 t1_j6nij55 wrote
I remember having a backpack. PSP, granola bars, a hand gun (plastic one) and a few juice boxes.
We took that shit seriously. Our forest area was massive
Free_hugs_for_3fiddy t1_j6o3j8g wrote
Ooh amateur mistake on the backpack part. That's just something for me to grab onto and yank you back when I try to tag you.
Gotta be unburdened if you want to be the fastest on the field.
Lucky-Drink3095 t1_j6o4v0n wrote
Nope, I was a climber. I was the kid at the tip of the tree where nobody could see unless it was fall.
Additional_Share_551 t1_j6no3ij wrote
You can. As long as you were hydrated before hand
hybridmike772 t1_j6nou7o wrote
This is the longest I could find it saying how long:
"Without water, a person can die after 3 days, and usually no one can survive for more than 5-6 days. Dr. Claude Piantadosi of North Carolina's Duke University says 100 hours is around the limit."
Maybe he was in there for one business week lol
TotallyTrash3d t1_j6oliuo wrote
If anything, he is closer to being the absolute hide and seek player then the best.
Almost the entire planet knows he hid in that container.
For most of us its only 5-10 people knowing maybe dozens or a hundred.
But this kid has multiple millions if not BILLIONS of people finding out about where he hid.
His +- (K/d) will NEVER recover!
Grievance69 t1_j6otoi5 wrote
Doesn't make sense how he survived without water and food for 6+ days, that is unheard of, you need at least water.
flaker111 t1_j6p4c0k wrote
Bear Grylls: drink human tea
Clumsy_Explanation t1_j6m20h8 wrote
Stealth 100
AnemosMaximus t1_j6m8xd3 wrote
The ๐ champ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
cutlasfury t1_j6mnv8d wrote
What 15 year old still plays 'hide and seek' AND doesn't understand the risks of hiding in a storage container?
bondhanu t1_j6n6l77 wrote
6 days without food or water. Lucky to be alive.
MadMattt t1_j6mpu05 wrote
That's funny, but this whole thing reeks of human trafficking
Sudden_Acanthaceae34 t1_j6mzt4m wrote
He definitely won that game.
zero_four t1_j6og2b8 wrote
These containers sometimes travels for many weeks on ships.
wtfsihtbn t1_j6mdigh wrote
Iโd be telling the cops that tooโฆ
Hekseda t1_j6meqz3 wrote
His game of hide and seek was intense, ended up in a container and made a trans-continental fence!
International-Gas682 t1_j6o1zqo wrote
He won
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FalseTebibyte t1_j6m9wic wrote
Based on Internet Memes, it's not far off to assume who his real father is.
Ceraphas t1_j6mhe2a wrote
Those people always giving 110% are the worst
Sum3-yo t1_j6mnf18 wrote
All hail the champion!
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eatingdonuts44 t1_j6mv43d wrote
Nah he was found
RemarkableNebula OP t1_j6mvl7j wrote
Yes but not by his friends, soโฆ he winsโฆ
danauns t1_j6n27ld wrote
I'm not sure that the port authorities were sworn into the match that the hider is participating in.
Section 7, part B of the Handbook states: That though found, the game should continue. The ineligible seekers are now sworn under IHAS protocols to not tattle on the hiders location.
Game on folks.
realevilemo t1_j6niyhl wrote
Got nothing on Gob in the boulder.
Gabriele1966 t1_j6nj7es wrote
You'd think at 15, the kid should know better. ๐
loydsadin t1_j6nkhqc wrote
i have to try this
Truuuuuumpet t1_j6nru9d wrote
With water???
schadwick t1_j6o5iad wrote
Perhaps this kid was training for the next Olympic Hide-and-Seek event.
Deep-Philosophy1135 t1_j6oi9c2 wrote
Osama bin laden is hide and seek world champ
Pro_wrestling_fan1 t1_j6om4ef wrote
๐
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Vampire-Priest t1_j6p8qvh wrote
Luke Skywalker in the sequels proved to be the superior hide & seeker
GuiginosFineDining t1_j6pf3t8 wrote
Did the Sobotkas know about this?
CanIStopAdultingNow t1_j6mszmc wrote
Who plays hide and seek at age 15??
rustyisme123 t1_j6obzk6 wrote
Plenty of kids with younger siblings, cousins, or neighborhood friends.
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Longjumping_Bid_2651 t1_j6opqsp wrote
Teenagers who find it fun. Sorry to shit on your salad, but I thought you wanted to stop adulting?
CanIStopAdultingNow t1_j6otpwg wrote
Yes, because I'm an adult.
When I was 15, I would have been "too cool" to play hide & seek unless I was babysitting.
Not saying teens can't play. Just saying it seems odd.
Longjumping_Bid_2651 t1_j6oy22e wrote
I think it was the original way your comment came across. And yeah, adult here too- I still play hide and seek with the rest of the neighbourhood. No one is too old to have fun lol.
Guess different areas have different social perceptions?
Matisaro t1_j6m1kgg wrote
Now he is the international hide and seek champion!