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Shadpool t1_j2dmie0 wrote
We’re serving hot dogs!
LastOfLateBrakers t1_j2ds7hz wrote
We're serving hot dogs long pork!
OddWorldliness989 t1_j2fpjw5 wrote
Even after flight would be tough.
taaarna t1_j2d9drv wrote
The director died yesterday
Classic-Earth-2022 t1_j2dcon6 wrote
RIP Ruggero Deodato!
ORNG_MIRRR t1_j2da6pb wrote
Ugh, I can't watch the turtle scene.
goose_gladwell t1_j2dcx2o wrote
Seriously. Knowing that its real is just awful… I love turtles🥺
CrieDeCoeur t1_j2edabc wrote
So did they
TheHumanPickleRick t1_j2dd682 wrote
Oh this is perfect for kids. What?! You guys don't know the heartwarming story of the adorable panda cub Cannibal and his best friend, a funny little meerkat named Holocaust? They have to go on a quest to Long Pork Island to defeat the evil Dr Lecter, a clearly evil jaguar (we know he's evil because his face is long and he has a scar on his jaw) and stop him from trying to ruin the world with his vague yet ominous-sounding evil plan.
Tea-Usual t1_j2dc1fi wrote
That's rad...hope y'all were traveling some where exotic with jungles to set the mood lol
Scrapheaper t1_j2dge51 wrote
Is it a holocaust by cannibals, or of cannibals?
TooManySharts t1_j2dl68q wrote
It's been a long time since I've seen the movie. But I think the documentary crew are the ones performing the holocaust. They kill a bunch of people to film it and pretend it was a conflict between native tribes. Then they get hunted down and eaten by a group of cannibals.
-i-like-meme t1_j2e7nf9 wrote
Why you being downvoted
TooManySharts t1_j2ehobc wrote
No idea - was just trying to be helpful. Reddit karma is a fickle beast.
Odd_Butterscotch_316 t1_j2dca2z wrote
I really never saw the disgust about this movie. it's italian horror from the 80s, what do you expect? I understand not liking the cruelty to animals, and the rape scene can be jarring on the first watch, but isn't that what it's supposed to do? it's a movie, but it's filmed in the style of a documentary so things are gonna be a bit more raw.
is there a good plot? no. are the characters memorable? no. but you can't tell me the practical effects and gore aren't remarkable for their time.
the others movies in the series (and yes there are sequels) all suck in comparison. it's no masterpiece of oscar gold, but it's also not the "worst movie ever" as many claim.
RPDRNick t1_j2dejgo wrote
Much like Blair Witch Project, the filmmakers attempted to maintain the documentary façade. The director instructed the cast of unknowns to avoid press. Italian authorities suspected that there was actual foul play involved in the making of the film and investigated.
The slasher genre was still relatively new, and few movies up to this point were filmed with as much "realism" as this one.
SteadfastKiller t1_j2dhxjo wrote
Love that the director was suspected of murder until he had to physically bring the cast in.
DamexicanAmericzn t1_j2dlbqq wrote
The fact that a lot of it was real
ricosuave_3355 t1_j2dr9h1 wrote
Not sure why you’re being downvoted. The scenes with animal cruelty were real. The scenes with humans dying were fake of course.
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addicted2art t1_j2flfcw wrote
Saw this at 16 with a friend who was crazy into horror. I consider it the most disturbing thing I’ve ever watched and wish I could erase the memory
bobofred t1_j2ftu2y wrote
I don't even think it has a plot and at the end it's all like "who were the real cannibals???" Truly a fucked up movie with no other point than being fucked up
MONSTERBEARMAN t1_j2didmq wrote
Wanna kick the back of my seat??? Here’s Jhon Carpenter’s The Thing!
bonsky17 t1_j2dbu2i wrote
Not just kids, adults will be anxious and disturbed.
DjRavix t1_j2dd82k wrote
Just hope your flight isn’t go to the Amazon rainforest at that point
Bigblock_10 t1_j2e3tuc wrote
Nazis+the forest
blakeo192 t1_j2elteg wrote
Still better than the animals watching porn on a flight
AggressiveRough9996 t1_j2frq62 wrote
First time I watched that movie I was on acid and it fucked me up for Ages
ChexLemeneux42 OP t1_j2ftfji wrote
i once watched Click with Adam Sandler the day afrer an acid trip and that fucked me up for ages, i couldnt imagine this
AnObtuseOctopus t1_j2fvvtn wrote
Here's hoping the in flight meal is turtle soup
da61 t1_j2d7buo wrote
Nightmare fuel!
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Important_Chair8087 t1_j2dn6a5 wrote
So much better than the crappy remake "green inferno"
ImLostInTheForrest t1_j2doo2j wrote
Rough..
QuiteFranklee911 t1_j2e4as3 wrote
If "f them kids" was a picture.
hernandiego t1_j2fkiu0 wrote
Nope.
SatanLifeProTips t1_j2fp2zf wrote
I used to always go straight to MAYDAY on the discover channel. Air disaster show.
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Edward_the_Dog t1_j2ebitz wrote
That movie freaked me out for years after seeing it. Thanks for the memories.
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DeltaWorksNL t1_j2dlxd9 wrote
😆
ChinaChingu t1_j2d7i7w wrote
That sounds like a zombie apocalypse with extra steps
CandidateMiserable74 t1_j2d8mer wrote
Watched that shit once, never again lol
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Obi_Sirius t1_j2d8avm wrote
That movie in particular and yes, they did take extra steps. I haven't seen it but I've read and seen videos about it.
Tooleater t1_j2d97h4 wrote
I don't imagine many people wanted the in-flight meal after that