SEPTSLord t1_jdfk9mh wrote on March 24, 2023 at 12:54 AM

Are there 18 other pictures of how not to use a toaster?

best_samaritan t1_jdg7jvw wrote on March 24, 2023 at 3:59 AM

Is it safe to sit on it on a cold winter day?

Now that's usin your noggin

No, you need to place it on the floor and then straddle it; then you just let the rising heat warm you up.