Elegant_Operation820 t1_je7v5tm wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:16 AM

Suspect was wearing a stripped Zorro costume and was seen fleeing with a purple oval shaped individual

Ok_Classic_4157 t1_je7uj3a wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:11 AM

I suspect a cat burglar. Or a doggone thief.

Kyogen13 t1_je8ex3x wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:58 AM

A theft like that would be something to crow about.

Ok_Classic_4157 t1_jebzyes wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:19 PM

I thought about crows. Would take a whole murder

Rm-rf_forlife t1_jeby88w wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:07 PM

Evidence is pointing to the Hamburglar

Bitter-Weekend772 t1_jee6kgd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 AM

my primary suspect as well

regular6drunk7 t1_je9lmiu wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:38 PM

That squirrel is looking a little sus.

[deleted] t1_je8ezyo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:59 AM

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Zappatista_ t1_je7wtav wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:28 AM

Randy...

bigshu53 t1_je84ssj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:30 AM

A man’s gotta eat

Traditional-Ride-174 t1_je8084z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM

...I am the liquor..

Pineconeshukker t1_je8b8z3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:24 AM

Damn you…….

kmart_s t1_je9h9im wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:58 AM

I never said doubles randy!

redditbrowser007 t1_je86cf5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM

Did he mean cheesburglary?

[deleted] t1_je981a5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:14 AM

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Otherwise-Win7936 t1_je7yisz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:41 AM

Beeschurgalry is my new favorite word

[deleted] t1_je8r7xs wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:14 AM

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Impressive_Jacket286 t1_je83bl5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:18 AM

Looks like the classical work of the Hamburglar.

Owlhead326 t1_je7x7du wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:31 AM

Unless that person was starving, they get the asshole of the year award

Toothless-Rodent t1_jebe7mr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:58 PM

… a medal with a real desiccated anus

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LeveragedPittsburgh t1_je7zccz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:48 AM

Probably one of the Oglethorpes.

IamLuann t1_je858l1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM

Had a person take my groceries out of my open trunk while I was bringing in first two bags. I caught him when I went out for the next bags. Shut the trunk. He was mad (I did tell him where the shelter kitchen was. 2 blocks over)

smoothoperator-37 t1_je860va wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:40 AM

My biggest concern is the word beeschurgalry

imdoinghomework t1_je8c2nh wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:32 AM

Mr lahey making some blue Jay burgers. Way better than those store bought

thebivvo t1_je8cbme wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:34 AM

I came out one time to a crow trying to fly away with a half cooked steak off of my grill.

Defiant-Revolution11 t1_je8ehfv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:54 AM

"I'm telling ya it was a friggin lion"

Various_Oil_5674 t1_je8ih3m wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM

Squirrel or crow?

grumblyoldman t1_jeakwlx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM

Raccoons?

Various_Oil_5674 t1_jeaq5k4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Also yes. I don't see too many anymore though, but I'm sure they are there.

fmlyjwls t1_je8cflv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:35 AM

One of my cats came home with a warm, half eaten burger once. Never got any complaints from the neighbors….

Marckthesilver13 t1_je9n86d wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:52 PM

It was the hamburgular !

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haista_napa t1_je80phn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:58 AM

Am I the only one whose first thought was a group of hungry teenagers that know the grill master ran off with their loot giggling insanely the whole way?

[deleted] t1_je83avc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:18 AM

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handbanana9023 t1_je840jj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:24 AM

Damn, who does that? That's some cold shit to do to someone.

Aces_And_Eights_Rias t1_je87kf5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:53 AM

What a word I love it🤣

DomLite t1_je8kwtl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:59 AM

I mean, walk an hour to the walk-through McDonalds, or snatch a few cheeseburgers off the grill right there? Easy choice.

Chikndinr t1_je8rfls wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:17 AM

Where was the hamburglar on this day in particular!

EZ-PZ-CLAPS t1_je92jn3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:55 AM

damn similar thing happened to me when i went inside cause i was playing call of dragons on bluestacks and i needed to check something so i got too distracted...

came back and the meat that was on the grill magically disappeared into nowhere

DaBombyKid t1_je9ufwx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:48 PM

Meanwhile in Singapore you can leave a laptop out in the public open and no one will take jt

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mistcrawler t1_jeah1gt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM

It would seem the McDonalds Hamburglar has come out of retirement. None of our burgers are safe.

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Toothless-Rodent t1_jebelgp wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:00 PM

Churgalry is not dead

buunz8 t1_jegdmbc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:36 PM

You can joke about this all you want, but if this is true then you should be scared. They are clearly doing this for fun and will probably keep pushing boundaries until somebody gets into trouble.

DickweedMcGee t1_je7vzoo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:22 AM

Imagine how quickly you would shit your pants if this guy slowly made his way of the darkness in your back yard.....

Fork_Master t1_je85akk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM

Honestly? I would totally do that.

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