A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speechSubmitted by supermac23 t3_113eh50 in funny
Different-Occasion47 t1_j8pr0fy wrote
Upstaged by flatulence
Love_Cannon t1_j8qav3j wrote
Let's be real. No matter who you are, no matter how much power you command, no matter how many people are listening, the fart during your speech steals your thunder.
itsallalittleblurry t1_j8qqxfm wrote
Especially if it’s the sound of rolling thunder - nice long one.
sopedound t1_j8rnimt wrote
Unless you can reply "nice one" and then return to the speech without skipping a beat.
leavemealonegeez8 t1_j8qthi5 wrote
It’s true. If Steve Jobs were still alive he’d attest to it. Unfortunately he was replaced by a fart
itsallalittleblurry t1_j8qqu8p wrote
Blew him away.
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