redditrice t1_j4itbdb wrote on January 16, 2023 at 12:44 AM

This hoe ass bitch visits me a few times a year during sleep paralysis episodes... she’s not even scary anymore at this point, but she’s still a bitch ass hoe.

Edit: OP this is dope as fk, great job.

LeeroyM OP t1_j4iteh7 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 12:44 AM

Hahahaha!

Edit: Also thank you!

throway57818 t1_j4kdzn3 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 9:13 AM

For real? It’s that widespread

LeeroyM OP t1_j4kfjv7 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 9:34 AM

It is very widespread for sure.

KnotiaPickles t1_j4mkv26 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 7:54 PM

It is. Hope it doesn’t happen to you

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msully89 t1_j4kou67 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 11:38 AM

Have you ever heard of astral projection? Apparently it's quite easy to do from a stage of sleep paralysis. You never know, you might be able to leave your body and give her a big hug 🤗

redditrice t1_j4l18ld wrote on January 16, 2023 at 1:47 PM

I have, it's not that easy, but the odds of it happening are much higher during sleep paralysis episodes. But she disappears if that happens, she only wants to fk with you when you're paralysed because she knows I'll drop-kick her, for sure.