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Intactual t1_isg11vb wrote
PBS Storied did a thing on it.
adviceKiwi t1_isgwhg4 wrote
Neato
Appropriate_Spread72 t1_isi8kdv wrote
Don’t look a gif-horse in the mouth. See why now. I’d buy them a drink. Keep the conversation light. No eye contact. Too close to the teeth. I’d imagine their a mule fan, the drink that is. Corn vodka. Not potato. Potatoes don’t grow well where their from.
After about thirty minutes of casual conversation, two double vodka cranberries pour moi, my eyes unintentionally glazed over this person’s mug. Being so intent on not making teeth contact with this being, this thing, I must have mistaken his miniature skull cup for a copper tin.
The conversation has turned… not casual. This man this horse this friend this enemy this abomination this god! It’s seen my eyes. I didn’t think it could, I wasn’t looking at it. I am a friend I said to it in my heart. Just a stranger being friendly offering conversation, stories and drinks. Yet, it feels my hesitation.
My horse headed amigo laughs incessantly about my times and trials in Philadelphia, USA. In retrospect, it was a great reprieve from earlier talks. It inherently felt nice to be listened to and not talked to.
IT IS ONLY FOR THE OBSERVER TO OBSERVE
For some strange reason it makes sense. Now.
He caught me with a joke about his hat. Time stood still for a moment. Frost formerly crispening in a current state of motion but also in the past. A moment of hesitation. A slight glance. Not from eyes. Not from even the teeth that I have feared. But from saliva. Without a moments hesitation I exclaimed me and my friend needed another round. No eye contact. My friend is satiated.
My thoughts begin to deviate from my own mouth. Two separate entities. That’s good because it them it wont know. Can’t know. Dissect my thoughts. Compartments for each. There was a word for this. He cannot know it.
Appropriate_Spread72 t1_iskq3xf wrote
Don’t look a gif-horse in the mouth. See why now. I’d buy them a drink. Keep the conversation light. No eye contact. Too close to the teeth. I’d imagine their a mule fan, the drink that is. Corn vodka. Not potato. Potatoes don’t grow well where their from.
After about thirty minutes of casual conversation, two double vodka cranberries pour moi, my eyes unintentionally glazed over this person’s mug. Being so intent on not making teeth contact with this being, this thing, I must have mistaken his miniature skull cup for a copper tin.
The conversation has turned… not casual. This man this horse this friend this enemy this abomination this god! It’s seen my eyes. I didn’t think it could, I wasn’t looking at it. I am a friend I said to it in my heart. Just a stranger being friendly offering conversation, stories and drinks. Yet, it feels my hesitation.
My horse headed amigo laughs incessantly about my times and trials in Philadelphia, USA. In retrospect, it was a great reprieve from earlier talks. It inherently felt nice to be listened to and not talked to.
IT IS ONLY FOR THE OBSERVER TO OBSERVE
For some strange reason it makes sense.
Now.
Mine eyes doth not recollect as such. Or whatever Shakespeare said.
Starting to feel sick. Used to the vodka. That’s not it. My copper mug. It has been replaced. I maintain my composure. It hasn’t seen my eyes…again has it?? I buy another round with a grin and a masqued laughter I hope would drown out my dispair. The cheers and celebratory glass clinks do as little as a bandage on a burn without salve. I buy another round. And another. And another. To each cheer swig and pour my abomination before god,
xxxeneral t1_ish2soq wrote
The blonde's cute. :-)
cakatooop t1_isgli2k wrote
Btw tikbalangs never kill people, they just make them get lost. If you don't want to get lost, you have to wear your shirt backwards
rayneraynedrops t1_ishx3at wrote
Isn't that maligno? or does it apply to tikbalangs too?
cakatooop t1_ishztly wrote
Maligno is a general term, it's similar to a cryptid. Malignos are tianaks, mananaggal, etc
rayneraynedrops t1_isijpq5 wrote
Oh I see. Thank you!
refused26 t1_isi7l9t wrote
Lots of elementals/cryptids in Filipino mythology are plain tricksters. I think kapres also trick people.
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maycontainknots t1_isfzsjk wrote
Is the jersey devil a cousin of this?? I remember the jersey devil also having something to do with an unborn child, and having hooves and all that
refused26 t1_isi79yt wrote
Ive never actually heard of unborn children being associated with tikbalangs, we have other monsters that eat unborn children (like the kikik), and we also have monster babies (tiyanak). Agree with the other commenter that tikbalangs normally don't kill people. In most movies or stories, they just like to trick people, like most other Filipino elementals. I think there was one movie/show I watched as a kid where the tikbalang raped a woman (not sure if their dong is horse-sized or human-sized lol) i dont remember the rest of the movie but perhaps that might have resulted in a pregnancy (with the baby being a tiyanak most likely).
maycontainknots t1_isi86ft wrote
Lol no wonder you didn't remember the rest of the movie
SekhmetTheWise t1_isg9kh4 wrote
Wow. Im mad werehorses are real... i have tattoo that was once a celtic wolf but now looks like a wolf-horse and I tell everyone it's a werehorse. Now I can further that coverup with a mythological that makes me seem even more... abnormal. Thx. :)
taokami t1_isit8bg wrote
it's not really a "werehorse" since you don't become a tikbalang if they bite you. The only way to become a tikbalang is to be born as one. It's more accurate to say that they're reverse centaurs or horse-headed minotaurs.
SekhmetTheWise t1_isitu3t wrote
Very interesting indeed. Gonna read up on it some more. Thank you for the clarity.😊
da3m0ns t1_ishepl9 wrote
Simbako palayo!
Gaardc t1_isicbp1 wrote
Ever heard of the Nicaraguan/Costa Rican Cegua? It’s a woman who seduces men (travelers , but most often exposing womanizers and drunkards) but when they are near her and excited she transforms into her true nature which has the head of a rotting horse (in El Salvadoran folklore she just becomes a hag known as Ciguanaba/Ciguanahual). The name has a root in the Nahuat word for woman “cihuet” and this spirit (according to lore) drives men literally insane, causes them to get lost/disoriented, catch a fever and/or die.
Shurigin t1_isiorfe wrote
they also use the tikbalang as a warning for young ladies to not be out after curfew or they will "get" you
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AceTygraQueen t1_isfu92m wrote
If Bojack Horseman made a horror movie.
NotYetSoonEnough t1_isg1b4a wrote
What are yooooooou doing heerrreeeeee?
Veluxidus t1_isg2a35 wrote
Is this a crossover Halloween special?
Dustangelms t1_ish2fqv wrote
Bojack S. Horseman!
paggo_diablo t1_isgx9m2 wrote
“Why do they always use the sneezing picture?”
MaximumEffort433 t1_isgsmta wrote
This is like SadHorseShow material and I love it.
warjoke t1_isi2a26 wrote
"Todd, clean your shit!"
Or in it's country if origin
"Todd, maglinis ka nga ng kalat mo, PUNYETA KA!"
InfinityQuartz t1_ishdmo8 wrote
Just imagining Mr Peanut Butter asking "Is this a crossover episode?" during Freddy Vs Jason
Falkenhayn98 t1_isfwcq8 wrote
Is he single?
elnenchimexicano69 t1_isg3xav wrote
Bojack has gone downhill ever since his show ended
IndiAider t1_isfwuc0 wrote
That's hot
That1DiscordMod t1_ish7l1p wrote
Smash fr
tyler0110 t1_ishmv42 wrote
100%
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smallcoyfish t1_isg9vh0 wrote
Ooo, I recognize this creature from Trese!
Is the piece hanging off the hat a bridle bit?
taokami t1_isjgwqy wrote
no, it's the string/bamboo husk chain that secures the salakot (bamboo conical hat) on a person's head.
My_Immortal_Flesh t1_isgedes wrote
They used to scare me when I was a kid, walking in a bamboo forest in Bicol 😰
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Soangry75 t1_isgm1yu wrote
Bojack meets Berserk.
<If you know, you know
rentchezvous t1_ish6ltf wrote
farnese nooo
ItsMilkinTime t1_isfyyvx wrote
I love him
6IXTH t1_isghirw wrote
Filipino Folklore monsters, nice! 30 Monedas(30 Coins) did a Tiyanak for the first episode. Scared the baby Jesus out of me.
coolAhead t1_isgvfja wrote
Looks like the horse from Berserk
Jeriahswillgdp t1_isgcgw2 wrote
r/CursedBoJackHorseman
TheRealOrlando t1_isghqqe wrote
Can I use your work to make a tattoo?
simbako258 OP t1_isi73c7 wrote
sure heheheh
adviceKiwi t1_isgtglw wrote
He looks pleasant
That1DiscordMod t1_ish7m39 wrote
Smash
InfinityQuartz t1_ishdjdp wrote
Kinda hot ngl
quickcrow t1_ishivea wrote
Yeah, we could hang out and be friends
Lysercis t1_isg6pqd wrote
Bojack meets Kenshi
Sunoraiza t1_isgs6he wrote
Is that the horse from horsing around?
masterpainimeanbetty t1_isgtym5 wrote
"What is this, a crossover episode?"
ronlydoodle t1_ish2fwj wrote
Ayy nice to see some filipino folklore awesome work
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Josh6h t1_ish9fpg wrote
Back in 90’s…
HeisenVERG0208 t1_ishb5x2 wrote
I was on a very famous tv show
crystalcastles13 t1_ishmk7x wrote
This is absolutely incredible. You have a gift my friend…
simbako258 OP t1_isi6xet wrote
salamat
Mindtraveler173 t1_isg8vh7 wrote
great piece mate! looks absolutely neat
98_percent t1_isgckeo wrote
Beautifully done!
ScheduleFun9441 t1_isgpsu0 wrote
Its soo cool
Mr_StoneStar t1_isgzpkc wrote
He's knees should reach above his head
Arc_Nexus t1_ish350r wrote
Bartender: “Why the long face?”
dae_hagens t1_ishpplz wrote
Title: Bojack horseman on a bad shroom tea trip looking at himself in the mirror
Ucitymetal t1_isil6ue wrote
I can thank trese for hearing about these.
Hot_soup_in_my_ass t1_isiqofm wrote
back in the 90s...
xzyyzx1234 t1_isje3pb wrote
10/10 would hang out with it
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StefanTheHun t1_isgbgzu wrote
I'm a 6'4 guy that can't squat cause I'm so tight. How do I get my femur to do a straight 80° up
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lisabryan t1_isgioba wrote
Wow 🤩 great job
simbako258 OP t1_isi6zgm wrote
salamat po
Racing_Reporter t1_isgy2ym wrote
Welp. That's my cue to sign off from Reddit for the day.
bitchgotskills t1_ishjgf0 wrote
That's awesome
SockMonkeyLove t1_ishpqmj wrote
This is giving me some Keith Thompson vibes but with more derp. I love it.
Psycho_Berry_Bunny29 t1_isi0emw wrote
same, horse. same
MrChub44 t1_isi9k1w wrote
Scp-96, we are all going to die
Clews207 t1_isiabv4 wrote
Looks like my type of party
acciaiomorti t1_isibnhx wrote
Not enough people use the tikbalang in horror. A horse man who watches you from the trees should be scary enough on its own, even without the stories.
Future_Zer0 t1_isibqxl wrote
Getting shin megami tensai vibes from this.
SufficientPony t1_isifvse wrote
A tikbalang walks into a bar...
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Zinnigan t1_isiq7bd wrote
Oh oh black betty, TIKBALANG
siliconunit t1_isivw6q wrote
So cool, love the pose
memebaron t1_isixdo5 wrote
Where did you get this photo of me?
Qwnparq t1_isixh02 wrote
Sounds like something that i would see in Berserk
Heisenburrito t1_isj3cc3 wrote
Sorry to bother you but that’s crazy
Say_Tin t1_isj5ywl wrote
Thought this was a wingless bat
Gordianus_El_Gringo t1_isj7cys wrote
Hey, aren't you that horse from Horsin' Around?
AlatreonisAwesome t1_isj7ftk wrote
MFer just heard the greatest joke ever.
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Mbeltagi t1_isjh4rc wrote
Whats that tikbalang donkey?
Blood_Fart69 t1_iskurrk wrote
Hi bojack
Krepitis t1_islvvxj wrote
"No sir, I don't like it..."
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noniboi t1_isg8sdt wrote
china white horse
simbako258 OP t1_isevvhx wrote
TIKBALANG painted by me
The Tikbalang (/ˈtikbaˌlaŋ/) (also Tigbalang, Tigbalan, Tikbalan, Tigbolan, or Werehorse) is a creature of Philippine folklore said to lurk in the mountains and rainforests of the Philippines. It is a tall, bony humanoid creature with the head and hooves of a horse and disproportionately long limbs, to the point that its knees reach above its head when it squats down.[1] In some versions, it is a transformation of an aborted fetus sent to earth from limbo.