Submitted by Top-Pension-564 t3_1232q5d in boston
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GM_Pax t1_jdsyim6 wrote
^^^ This. ^^^
Also, when cleaning it, sometimes they also take advantage of the opportunity to service/maintain the plumbing. :)
jonlb87 t1_jdt89z8 wrote
To remove the 8,000 nips of Fireball thrown in
snoogins355 t1_jdu0e37 wrote
We really should put a quarter bottle deposit on those fucking things
Emperor-Awesome t1_jdwau81 wrote
Tell me you don't like to drink in public without telling me you don't like to drink in public.
snoogins355 t1_jdwcdql wrote
I just hate litter. Clean up ya shit!
KungPowGasol t1_jdsxm6f wrote
Check for bodies.
wanton_and_senseless t1_jdtdxnm wrote
When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him IN the marsh.
Maxpowr9 t1_jdsynkb wrote
Others would call it "litter" but agree.
No_Judge_3817 t1_jdt0psi wrote
A lotta people pooping in there so they have to collect the poop DNA to arrest the poopers.
DarkAlley1 t1_jdtdw57 wrote
To remove all the hypodermic needles, condoms, tampons, popsicle sticks, and cigarette butts.
BackItUpWithLinks t1_jdv2i0a wrote
I wish you were joking 😢
Graflex01867 t1_jdtqzao wrote
I don’t think it’s a natural pond - no water in or out, it’s more of a big puddle. Stuff washed in, and can’t wash back out, so it collects junk. It’s easier to clean when it’s empty.
PersisPlain t1_jdv5xhi wrote
They drain and clean it every spring - not just to get rid of all the trash, but to scrape a layer of mud off the bottom so the pond doesn't slowly get shallower over time.
Itchy-Marionberry-62 t1_jdsz7ck wrote
To avoid competitive figure skating competitions.
Yonand331 t1_jdt0hjx wrote
To see the random idiots walk up to the island
aray25 t1_jdt9u7p wrote
I think they've had problems with algae in the past.
rectumish t1_jdv566l wrote
looking for bodies.
Bismarck395 t1_jdtcgw3 wrote
I got thirsty, sluuuuuuuuuuurp
Epicritical t1_jduyixm wrote
To give Swan fresh bath water.
alohadave t1_jdswjkq wrote
It's drained in the winter, and periodically to clean the muck out.