My dream:

Person 1: hey guys, I got a nuke

Person 2: cool!

Me: wtf how

P1: we should use it

Me: wtf no!!! Why do you have a nuke? Why is it handheld? Why did it come in a box that says shortcake?!?

P2: that’s a great idea!

Me: NO!!

P1: okay, I’ll arm it, [my name]has to throw it.

Me: argh!

P1: hands me armed nuke

P1: it’s on a timer

Me: you fuckers don’t get out of it that easy. If I’m throwing the nuke you’re coming with me.

All: run away from bunker

Me: throws nuclear potato

All: book it back to the nuclear bunker

Me: seals door

And that’s it that’s the dream

I hope you have fun with that.