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AShellfishLover t1_j6c9mda wrote
"It will be alright. I have met a few mothers before, dear."
Damn, my fiddler looked good. A natty suit and new white shirt had turned a ruggedly handsome hipster boy into a sharply angled man before my eyes in a wonderful whirlwind of dress up in my small flat. If we wouldn't have been late... but Wilma Eklund-Sanford didn't believe in tardiness.
I worried because of how easily my mother read me, and knew that I had a new man. Not much slipped by Wilma, a skill that paid off in her role as a contract lawyer. The house we stood in front of after a short walk from the El was beautiful, and paid for by the patronage of dozens of major clients who saw me grow up in a little office in Oldtown.
She had caught me humming while rolling Drömmar for Christmas dinner. A few pointed questions, a peck on the cheek, and five minutes later I was out the door and the invitation that wasn't negotiable had been set.
"I know, but this is my first time." I felt ready to run then, right until Anders grasped my freezing hands in his even colder ones.
"Do not worry. I will be gentle."
The words were warm honey, sweetening my path up the steps to the big wood and wrought iron door of the house. I opened the door and let Anders slink by me into the foyer, never touching the frame.
I had been that girl and asked him to bring her with him. Even then, we had been almost a throuple, me and my man and his fiddle. I loved listening to him play, even when he humored me by practicing on Sunday mornings. He didn't need to practice; Anders may have had some strange habits, but with his fiddle he was meticulous, never missing a note on even the hardest songs he played. Those fingers, long and thin and delicate, would press and pluck and draw on her, and he would get lost in his practice in a way he never was on the street.
The songs he played the were art, beauty in a way that was almost indescribable. Dirgelike sadness effortlessly blending to pastoral softness, then into driving thunder to patter out into smooth sensual peaks and valleys. I would find myself humming and dancing in my flat, and see that slow knowing smile and finally make him quit practicing... ahh, there is something to dating a musician.
We were met by the sounds of chatting in the living room, the voices of my aunts and grandmother. The men had been sent off, which was not a good sign. I felt like a doe that had been led into a trap, though my buck just smiled and slipped off his shoes at the door, taking off his jacket and hanging it on a peg then setting her down and stretching a bit.
"It will be a long night, but we will have fun, yes?" He squeezed my hand, and I knew everything was going to be alright. He handed me a small flask kept in his hip pocket and I took a shot of whiskey, the burn helping me to settle my nerves and brace myself for the coming night.
"Alright. I think I'm ready."
AShellfishLover t1_j6e1p67 wrote
The 'bord had been picked over thoroughly by this time, and a bottle of akvavit swam in a bucket of salted ice on the small table where my aunts and mother had gathered, a small jury awaiting the condemned. We came into their sight and the questions started to fall.
"Maja! You glow!" said plump aunt Ella, looking the two of us over with from her seat on the couch. She had always been the kindest aunt, and her eyes begged forgiveness for what would come tonight.
"Who is this man you bring?" asked aunt Ebba, giving Anders a long hungry glance. Anders smiled to her, and the normally cruel set of her lips turned soft, and she got up from her stiff backed chair to hug me.
"This is my bo- I mean, this is my boyfriend, Anders. Anders, Ella's and Ebba, my aunts."
The three greeted each other and set to talking, my mother's intelligence network of old busybodies at her social club seemed to have found out a bit. While mother and mormor mulled wine in the kitchen they picked at my man, asking questions about his family, their home, his prospects, and why he had taken such interest in their poor, innocent Maja. To his credit Anders was perfect, deflecting the more bawdy questions with a smirk and a wink, and doing his best to walk the tightrope laid in front of him. Yes, he was serious. No, he did not want for money. Dead, unfortunately, soon after crossing, and he an orphan.
Finally, when the dust settled my man, a little worse for wear, had satisfied his first challengers, and as if on cue my mother and mormor came from the kitchen, mugs of mulled wine for all. My mother served the glasses as her elder settled back into the soft chair that was only used when she came over, sipping her own mug and looking at Anders strangely.
"I am sorry, my dear, but your father and uncles are away collecting some last things. It would seem that it is just us tonight, but god jul!" my mother handed me my mug, then set Anders own in front of him, waiting for comment.
"Thank you, dear, but you have a guest in your home! We must not bother him with such details. Now, Anders is it?"
"Yes, mother. That is my name. And yours?" My man quipped, and Mormor's eyes lit up with interest and a bit of anger.
"I am called grandmother, or mormor in our tongue. pratar du svenska? kan du de gamla sångerna, spelman?" my grandmother countered, switching to her native tongue. "kan du spela för oss i kväll?"
I rarely heard my grandmother speak Swedish, but I heard the bitter in her voice, and felt Anders hand tighten in mine. She had been quite the musician herself, playing violin in the Orchestra and helping to pay for her children's needs after their father passed with her bow.
"Känner jag dig? innan?" Anders replied, releasing my hand and standing up. "I must go Maja. My stomach, it is unsettled."
"Oh, no, stay spelman. Just a little while? Play us a song, then." My grandmother leaned forward, her wine-darkened teeth looking like a cat halfway through finishing a mouse.
"I cannot impose, and if I am sick I do not wish for you to catch."
"It is always a man's worry, if a woman would catch. Stay, spelman. Just a little while? Play us a song."
Anders fidgeted in place, then stood from his chair. I saw his eyes looking between mormor and I, and his face begged me for an excuse, any way out of this.
"I want to leave, häxa. varför måste du vara grym?" Anders moved towards the foyer, not even looking at me as he stumbled towards freedom.
"Stay, spelman. Just a little while. Play us a song."
The tension in Anders' body left him at mormor's words, and he walked in soft steps to the door. I heard him opening the case, and heard him sobbing. My grandmother looked pleased, and sat back into her throne delighted with herself.
"What are you doing, mormor? " I demanded, standing up and getting ready to take my man home.
"Just greeting an old friend", she said with bitter words, and awaited my fiddler's return.
AShellfishLover t1_j6e8b7y wrote
The tall, thin man I had fallen for looked beaten as he came back into the sitting room, his fiddle in his hands. I saw tears down his face, and his normal composure had left those wonderful eyes, their edges red and irises dull.
"Hon är lik henne, vet du." Anders finally said, his hair hanging limply in his face as he bent over his instrument.
"Hon är inte hennes, dåraktiga fe, dåraktiga troll." my grandmother replied, her gleeful expression marring her face. "Now, spelman, play us the song. It is a simple one, one all maidens learn young. I want to hear it, play us Näcken och Jungfrun."
My fiddler went to it, playing a song I had heard before but in a way I had never heard it. The song, a jaunty folk piece, stretched with pathos, longing, and hurt. And as he played the melody, his voice sang like a dirge.
Det bodde en greve högt upp i land/Han hade tre döttrar och nätta voro de-emed all äran
I saw a mill race, where a young woman sat with a handful of wildflowers. Anders, my magic man, looked at the maiden through the trees. The girl's face was one I was familiar with; paler, with blonde instead of brown hair, but it was mine.
det spordes över rike, det spordes över land det spordes till näcken vid älvablåa strand emed all äran
the memories saw each other, and then sat together. My fiddler was kind, the maiden hungry. The two did as lovers did, and in her face I saw mine, and as they lay there I begged to not see the ending.
han rider så fram till sköna jungfrun in dej giver jag ring om du vill bliva min emed all äran
she gathered flowers for him, brought him cakes and treats. They talked of a life together, of beautiful things, and I begged to not see the ending.
väl vill jag äga dig näckeman väl vill jag komma till tusen älvars land väl vill jag äga dig näckeman väl vill jag komma till tusen älvars strand Tral…
the swelling of her belly showed when they were undressed. Then a girl, a younger casting from the same kiln, dark hair like mine, peeked through the rushes at the race. She saw everything, and knew and I begged not to see the ending.
lyster sköna jungfrun till kyrkan att gå du godast drottning vore över tusen älvar blå emed all äran
the girl tagged along with him, smitten as her sister was, and he showed her his fiddle as she tried to learn the fingerings. She would fuss at that instrument as they lay together, plucking and bowing and making a racket, and still I begged not to see the ending.
lyster sköna jungfrun till kyrkan att gå du godast drottning vore över tusen älvar blå emed all äran
She was full then, and begging for his hand. To make her an honest woman, her face bruised from her father's hand. He had called her a whore, and they fought. He could not go into those holy places, by pacts made before she was born, and so she ran into the race, her sister screaming behind her.
så körde han jungfrun om älvenom fram och jorden hon dundrade och hällebergen sprang emed all äran
He fought into his Mother's arms to reclaim his woman, the woman he had fallen for as they lay beside his Mother. Foolish troll, damned fossegrim, clutching at his love. To a little girl it would appear he was trying to drown her, as his Mother clogged her lungs, reclaiming the life within her, to take it to the circles where Her children danced and played, to keep her grandson safe from the prying of the iron bearers, the cheats who took their land away
väl vill jag äga dig näckeman väl vill jag komma till tusen älvars land väl vill jag äga dig näckeman väl vill jag styra till tusen älvars strand Tral…
It was a poor repayment. The little girl crying. He took her hands to his fiddle, running her fingers over them as they both wept for what had happened. The blood of their secret pouring from her hands. His one gift, the thing he could give freely, the music of his heart that made them fall for him, to desire him, to never truly have him lest his Mother take them away.
She returned to him once more, before going across the water. The little one, who had seen him murder her sister. The constable had declared it hysteria, but they each knew their secret. She played for him there, as they sat one last time, and as he tried to hug her he felt the searing at his chest, that white birthmark he had claimed, the imprint of the trollkors she had worn.
The women wept, and even Mormor was teary, though nothing could change a lifetime of hate. There is no magic, troll or god, that can reverse that pain so quickly.
AShellfishLover t1_j6e9yjf wrote
Notes:
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Apologies for the Swedish, but it felt right to the story. Any errors in translation are mine, and I would welcome corrections as my general Scandi knowledge combined with Google Translate paved my way.
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Fossegrim, or grim, also known as Nacken are a fascinating little bit of folklore, and I've tried a few stories with them, but this was the first that felt right.
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If you want to know what the Hell I am quoting as the song Anders sings, it is a traditional Swedish song (the Nack and the Maiden). A version on pipes can be found here though there is more than likely one with a fiddle somewhere. The translation i ripped the lyrics from can be found here, so you can see how the texts work together
I'm glad people liked the story enough for me to come back to. I usually give a story an hour and then try to tie it up, but the prompt was too good to not finish. I hope you enjoyed, and have a great day!
Slammogram t1_j6ee1zy wrote
Well written but I’m still confused what happened…
fruitfiction t1_j6eo24i wrote
From what I gathered... Maja fell in love with an unageing, musical troll. Turns out her great-aunt (mormor's older sister) also loved this guy. He taught mormor how to play the fiddle.
Mormor's sister ended up pregnant & shunned from the family/village. The troll's mother is a water spirit who drowns anyone who loves or is loved by her son.
Mormor watched her sister drown. Andres was trying to save her, but to mormor's young eyes it looked like he was drowning her pregnant sister.
After her sister's death, mormor and her family moved across the ocean to where they're having Christmas dinner now.
BiFrosty t1_j6f5ok9 wrote
You gathered way more than I did while reading it! Thanks for the synopsis, that's actually really cool!
AShellfishLover t1_j6fbl63 wrote
Pretty much nailed it. Glad someone got it.
fruitfiction t1_j6fdvjk wrote
I loved it! And I got to learn about a new (to me) troll!
I am curious about the fallout of this for Maja and everyone.
Slammogram t1_j6fju5d wrote
Ok. That’s exactly what I was thinking.
CrivensAndShips t1_j6elyy4 wrote
Same. I’m getting that he’s fey and murdered/drowned the grandmother’s pregnant sister after she fell in love with him as a way to appease a stronger fey (the river?) who had some kind of control over him.
[deleted] t1_j6emee7 wrote
The grandmother was the little girl. I assume the original girl that died was her sister. It’s the same man in both stories.
Munoobinater t1_j6etp2a wrote
Same. Translations for the dialogue between grandma and anders would help
Slammogram t1_j6fjnxd wrote
Like… he knocked up the grandmas sister and then his mom killed her? Like I’m confused
Slammogram t1_j6ia7q6 wrote
Yeah, idk why they didn’t add translations.
AShellfishLover t1_j6iydy5 wrote
Because it ruins the tension, as well as the meaning. Our narrator also doesn't understand the language.
If you wish there are places you can translate freely available online.
Slammogram t1_j6izjlc wrote
I didn’t mean during the story- I meant when you responded afterward with “thank you for reading”. You could have added the translations then
AShellfishLover t1_j6izp64 wrote
I mean I could have, but you also have the option to explore. Or not.
Slammogram t1_j6j2n1f wrote
I’m also not the only person who commented this. It’s a fair critique. No one is tearing you up. Everyone here is saying it’s well written. But there is important dialogue between the grandmother and Anders and it would be helpful, especially for a mobile user like me, to have seen that in your afternote, and would have been less inconvenient for you, than the reader.
Hydra57 t1_j6elopr wrote
Same
cccccchicks t1_j6fcm60 wrote
Thank you, love to be introduced to a different country's folk song.
AShellfishLover t1_j6fdwjv wrote
Always glad to share new things!
TigRaine86 t1_j6m4909 wrote
I'm so glad to have commented on this so I could ce back and finish it. What a lovely story! You've definitely got a way of words about you. I don't speak Swedish but as someone pointed out, it was more mysterious in that way. I also loved how you subverted the fossegrim lore but also didn't exactly, as in dark things still happen but Anders is solich a well written and sympathetic character. And overall I really really like this, it has to be nlmy favorite prompt response period. Well done!
MrMorgoth t1_j6f7l5m wrote
That was a wonderful read. Very well done and thank you for the story
AShellfishLover t1_j6fbgnc wrote
Thank you for the kind comment.
LostFireHorse t1_j6gy825 wrote
This was fantastic, and the foreign language I had no subtitles for made it more mysterious, more emotional.
AShellfishLover t1_j6gz4pp wrote
Glad you enjoyed it! Check out some of my other stuff if you like this, it's kinda my wheelhouse.
Remarkable_Oil_6807 t1_j6h2bxz wrote
Wonderful! Beautiful story! Thank you!
steveatari t1_j6h7t83 wrote
Cool story and i dug it but incredibly hard to follow and the song somehow included commentary from the current girl and lyrics and historical facts? Terribly confusing tense/topic/time/location/song or reality jumps ♡
SilasCrane t1_j6ez6e8 wrote
Wow. Truly brilliant work. I loved the characterizations, the detail, and the use of language. The thing I liked most, however, was how you adapted the source material.
In your story, the classic folklore monster that lures mortals to their doom is not made out to be a tragic predator who just can't help itself etc. But rather, and more interestingly, I think, the one who seemed to be the fisherman in the story, was actually the bait.
And yet, even in taking that marked diversion from the source material, you didn't just stomp all over the lore of the Fossegrim. The poor girl does drown, and it's not unreasonable for a witness to think he was responsible; he says as much in his song.
Merely making an evil figure of folklore sympathetic is no longer a subversion of the trope -- it's become more the rule than the exception, if anything. But you gave a fresh take on an old story while respecting the story you drew your inspiration from. Again, brilliant!
AShellfishLover t1_j6f04x0 wrote
I really hate subversion as it has been used as a cudgel in contemporary urban/modern fantasy. I like the rules, and when we start into a point where you slap an old name on your creature because ours are different? Ugh, it's infuriating.
What I like to do is work within the 'rules' set forward by the specific creature, and then try to delve into the why. There's no real deep lore on why they drown their prey, or the reason for later redemption necessarily. Having a little base to build on and then make my own reasons? More fun.
MrRedoot55 t1_j6e8ojf wrote
Good work.
alsaturn t1_j6gamsc wrote
I absolutely love your writing style!! Wonderful read.
AShellfishLover t1_j6gjfmz wrote
Aww. Thanks. You can look my stuff up in the comments on the subreddit for more!
Norwedditor t1_j6e4auq wrote
Oh no...Hårgamannen took the boat to America! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
AShellfishLover t1_j6eceel wrote
Haha, the fact that Hårgamannen was gonna be my first idea on this and I switched to fossegrim/strömkarlen is kinda funny. Good eye.
Norwedditor t1_j6ecn47 wrote
I just realised reading this you weren't done! But i don't think anyone will really get my comment haha...
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AShellfishLover t1_j6eabh2 wrote
I finished it today, so I think you're swell.
Happy cake day!
Goblue5891x2 t1_j6eefkh wrote
Thank you. I was very impressed with this. The addition of Swedish into the text added to the story, not detracted. It was well done. I'm a pretty harsh critic of writing, but this has been the best writing prompt response I've read so far this year. Kudos.
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KSUunderscore t1_j6e3b6a wrote
This is awesome, can't wait for the next part!
MrRedoot55 t1_j6e6j0v wrote
Cool.
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Sajiri t1_j6cb9iv wrote
This is so well written! Excited for the rest
a-nony-mouse33 t1_j6cd906 wrote
Argh, I need more! Looking forward to Pt.3
S4njay t1_j6clw2p wrote
OMG this is so romantic, you have a way with words! Can't wait for the rest once you wake up!
mafiaknight t1_j6cdqcw wrote
This is wonderful! I’m waiting for the next page with bated breath!
Mulanisabamf t1_j6douc7 wrote
Illegal cliffhanger! Come back and answer for your sins! And with that I mean please write the next bit.
ItIsAllHaiku t1_j6ch5kg wrote
Loving this so far, can't wait to read the rest.
TigRaine86 t1_j6c9rvx wrote
I'm so caught up! Looking forward to the rest!
freesias_are_my_fav t1_j6ci06v wrote
This is really good!
LorimIronheart t1_j6cxwbc wrote
This is great! Can't wait for part 3 to find out what creature this is :D
mmmmpisghetti t1_j6cwikd wrote
Wow. Can't wait for the next part!
Taolan13 t1_j6cxnee wrote
Eagerly awaiting the rest after rest!
Specifically, yours and yours. And mine, for that matter. I have been awake far too long.
ThePancakeDocument t1_j6dfh00 wrote
Mirroring the others excitement for a part 3!
godofwoof t1_j6dokt1 wrote
Commenting so I can go and read the next part
CarterPFly t1_j6e3y6d wrote
Same
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Need to read the next part for sure!
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stealthcake20 t1_j6dxx04 wrote
This is beautifully done. I hope it gets a lot longer, I’d love to read more.
AShellfishLover t1_j6eal4z wrote
I like a short story that stays short, but it is now done.
stealthcake20 t1_j6fu6an wrote
That was wonderful.
MrRedoot55 t1_j6dy0s1 wrote
Cool.
Goblue5891x2 t1_j6dz3q3 wrote
Arrgh! We got left hanging!
AShellfishLover t1_j6eae1z wrote
I had to sleep, but now it is done.
Godhimself71 t1_j6fv1xr wrote
This is so good I need a part 2
AShellfishLover t1_j6fvxlp wrote
The whole thing is in the replies below!
MsZgrl t1_j6gwaag wrote
If he claims to be an orphan now… does that mean his water spirit mother is dead? Could he love now?
AShellfishLover t1_j6gwe6v wrote
I mean, it's an interpretation. Or he's lying to explain his lack of parents at his age of appearance.
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j6ch42f wrote
We sat across from each other in the living room, the awkward tension thick in the air. I was sat with my girlfriend, Caitlin, on the sofa her hand in mine. My grandmother was sat in her usual seat near to the fire, glaring daggers directly at me and muttering darkly under her breath in Gàidhlig. My mother was fussing, trying to calm her down and my father had resolutely decided that discretion was the better part of valour and fled to the kitchen to 'make tea'. He'd been gone for fifteen minutes, and I was starting to suspect that the kettle wasn't going to finish boiling any time soon.
The word that my grandmother had uttered upon laying eyes on Caitlin still echoed under it all, and I squirmed in my seat nervously. Caitlin squeezed my hand and I glanced to her, taking some small comfort in her sympathetic smile. Unfortunately, that smallest of movements seemed enough to undo whatever truce my mother had managed to scramble together and my grandmother pushed her away, "See now girl, I'm not senile yet!" She snapped, her accent thicker with her upset its flavour of the northern shores of Scotland barely penetrable, "Nor am I blind. I know what I see, and I see what I know. Now I want answers out of my grandson and I'll have them now!"
She turned on me, then, and my mother wrung her hands helplessly, giving me a worried, apologetic look. I quailed inside at the ferocity of my grandmother's glare, "It's not what you-" I attempted.
"Don't you start!" She cut me off, hand chopping down in a vicious silencing motion, "The truth out of you, boy, or I'll have you over my knee see that I won't!" She jabbed a finger towards Caitlin, "Well? What have you done with this poor girl then? Out with it!"
I froze, eyes widening, the protestations on my lips dying instantly. It was like my mind had stuttered like one of those old vinyl record players juddering over a damaged groove. "I uh.. w-what? Wait, no that's not-" I started, but the words failed, my mouth went dry, and a sick feeling coiled in my stomach as I realised just what my grandmother thought!
"It's not what?" My grandmother growled, "That you think you can get this past me? I thought we raised you better than this. I know what she is, written plain as day. She's a Maighdeann-mhara. A Selkie, if I've not missed my guess, and I know full-well how a land-born man gets himself a selkie lover. Out with it, then, boy. Where's her seal-coat, eh? Where've you hidden it? Give it up and give the thing back to her or I'll get myself a switch and make her a fresh one out of your hide instead!"
I paled, and that sick feeling in my stomach only got worse. My mother put her head in her hands, and looked like she'd rather be anywhere else. Caitlin's eyes widened as she realised at last just what my grandmother was so angry about. It wasn't her, not really. It was the old stories, and the implication! I flushed hot, something in me angry that my own grandmother would think I could ever, ever do something so awful but more than that I was angry that this sort of thing must have happened often enough that the stories still persisted even after all this time.
Before I could try to stammer out a weak response, that surely my grandmother would have dismissed out of hand - she was always so difficult when she got like this, and stubborn in her anger too - Caitlin got to her feet and went over to my grandmother and knelt down by the side of the chair and grasped her hand, "It's not what you think, ma'am," she said, shaking her head, "Please believe me. I chose this willingly. Your grandson and I have been friends for a long time, and I chose to do this. To give up my seal-coat and leave the sea. I know that it'll be difficult. That I'll always pine for the sea in my heart; but I couldn't stay there, and pine for him instead. He didn't take my seal-coat, I gave it to him. It's folded up in a box at the bottom of our wardrobe back home. When you come visit, I can show it to you. I'm here by choice, not by force."
My grandmother frowned, stared down at her, eyes searching, suspicious, but the sincerity shining in Caitlin's eyes seemed to convince her and she relented, "Hmf... I'll want to see it," she grumbled at last, "But... I believe you girl." she looked at me, shaking her head, "I'm sorry for doubting you. When I saw her... well, it's no excuse. I should have known better that you wouldn't force yourself on a girl."
I shook my head, "no it's.. it's okay. I'm glad that... that you were looking out for her. It's good to do that if you... if you have reason to ever think something like that. I'm grateful grandmother, really." I smiled weakly at her, my stomach slowly settling. I was still flushing hot and cold. Where was dad with that tea? I really needed one now to calm down.
The awkwardness descended again, of a different timbre this time, but luckily my father managed to make his belated re-entry with a tray with full mugs of tea and a plate of biscuits. Conversation was stilted, at first, but Caitlin seemed to decide that ignoring the whole ordeal was probably best and soon enough her warm and enthusiastic responses had my mother laughing and my father smiling and the atmosphere lightened. Later, as we were leaving my mother took Caitlin aside to thank her for "humouring" her mother, and apologised for her behaviour. she was getting on, and she'd always believed in the old stories, and it seemed that her advancing age was finally catching up to her. Caitlin, of course brushed it off and reassured my mother she wasn't offended.
It wasn't until we were alone in the car on the drive back to our house, that she looked at me with a sly smile, "that went pretty well. so, when are you going to tell them that you've got a boyfriend of the daoine sìth too?"
I choked at that and blushed hot, "At this point I think they might take the news I've got both a boyfriend and a girlfriend worse than that they're both mythological beings. Bisexuality? They came around on. you being a selkie? Well only my grandmother actually believes that. Polyamory, though, might be a step too far."
She laughed about that the entire way home.
Tenpers3nt t1_j6ckxr3 wrote
While I like the story, Daoine sith isn't a singular thing. Saying their boyfriend is a daoine sith leaves it up to being anything from a Cat Sith to a Brownie to a Goblin.
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j6cl2ah wrote
Yeah I am aware, wasn't sure what I wanted to go with so I left it a bit open. It's why I said he was "of the daione sith" not he "was a daione sith".
Taolan13 t1_j6cyb2y wrote
I think it played well.
And I agree. Bisexuality sure, but polyamory is an absolute abomination and you should strike the word from consideration in your mind.
Polyerosy, or multiamory. I swear. You writers and mixing up your greek and your latin.
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j6cyj91 wrote
Hahaha I'd gladly use the right terminology of it were not for the fact that regrettable admixture had entered the common parlance.
Taolan13 t1_j6cz3do wrote
Its a fight long lost, but a fun hill to meet people on!
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j6d06em wrote
You meet the most interesting people on the weird hills people die on.
Demonicbunnyslippers t1_j6e24k3 wrote
That is an awesome quote
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j6edzno wrote
Thanks haha, you have my permission to steal it :D
TheCreatorCrew t1_j6debr5 wrote
Now I’m interested, what’s the difference?
SirKaid t1_j6dxxxd wrote
It's a linguistics joke. "Polyamory" is an English word constructed out of a Greek prefix ("Poly", meaning "many") and a Latin suffix ("Amor", meaning "love"). They're saying it's a hideous Frankenstein word and should be replaced with "Polyerosy" (all Greek) or "Multiamory" (all Latin) instead.
This is, of course, ridiculous, hence why it's funny.
Chi_Cazzo_Sei t1_j6gserm wrote
>This is, of course, ridiculous, hence why it's funny.
Legit question: is it the above quote? or is it "This, of course, is ridiculous, hence why it's funny"?
Appreciate any help
SirKaid t1_j6h16g0 wrote
I genuinely don't know what you're asking.
Chi_Cazzo_Sei t1_j6iabo3 wrote
Check the placement of "is":)
SirKaid t1_j6k8dy5 wrote
The "of course" is an interjection modifying the first clause of the sentence. I can put it more or less wherever I want. The base sentence is "This is ridiculous, hence why it's funny", with "of course" being inserted as flavour - "Of course, this is ridiculous" and "This is ridiculous, of course" are equally valid.
Anyone who tells you that there is exactly one correct right way to write English is a filthy liar and not to be trusted. English exists to play with.
Chi_Cazzo_Sei t1_j6n8w5p wrote
Alright. Thanks for the response.
Unstable_Stable19 t1_j6gb8g7 wrote
You. I like you. Supernatural or not, that was cute.
12pcMcNugget t1_j6gfg8o wrote
Polystyrene?
Tenpers3nt t1_j6d3i1c wrote
Ah, sorry I misread it!
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j6d48pl wrote
No worries, it probably wasn't the clearest phrasing but I wasn't sure how else to word it without breaking flow.
InfiniteEmotions t1_j6cjd2r wrote
Lol, this is so great and well written.
Thank you for sharing!
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j6cjeob wrote
Thank you very much! ^^
stealthcake20 t1_j6dyfva wrote
This is a great take on the old stories. I love the idea of someone standing up for the selkie bride.
Punny-Aggron t1_j6d248z wrote
I was a little nervous bringing Janice to meet my family, but I could only imagine how she must feel. She told me she didn’t have any family so I didn’t have to impress her folks, so that was a relief on my end. Still I was a little nervous about bringing her. I mean I’m sure my family would approve of her, even if we’ve only been dating for two months, but still you never know.
We got out of the car and walked towards the front door of my parents house, which opened immediately to the sight of my older sister ready to greet us. Guess she was eagerly anticipating out arrival. After i introduced my sister, the three of us made our way to the dining room, where my parents and younger brother were setting the table, and I introduced each of them to Janice.
Once those introductions were done, my sister ran to get our grandmother for dinner. I breathed a sigh of relief, everything seemed to be going well at this point.
Soon my sister returned walking our grandmother into the room. Then suddenly, before I got the chance to introduce her, my grandmother screamed “Jandevier!!!”
Everyone except for Janice turned to see my grandmother. The name she screamed, Jandevier, was apparently the name of some ancient demon that was trying to enslave mankind, something my family had been tasked with preventing by killing Jandevier generation after generation. Of course it was some ancient legend past down my family, so I didn’t think it was true especially since the last time Jandevier tried to take over the world was before my grandmother was born.
But that wasn’t the weirdest part about this night, what was weird is seeing my grandmother running up to this supposed “ancient demon” and hugging her.
“How have you been? It’s been so long.” She asked Janice.
“I’m sorry, I don’t know you.” Janice replied, confused.
My grandmother stopped hugging Janice. She put both hands on her shoulders and made a somewhat serious face. “Someday, your little world will soon be mine, little hero girl.” Grandmother said in a mocking tone of voice.
Suddenly, Janice face beamed. “Claudia?” She hugged my grandmother again. “Oh it’s been so long. How are you? You look more beautiful than ever!”
My grandmother laughed. “I’m so happy to see you.” My grandmother then turned to see the rest of us. We were all bewildered, first by the fact that the girl I brought home was apparently our family’s sworn enemy, but then by the fact that our sworn enemy was best friends with my grandmother.
“So you’re some kind of demon?” My little bro asked Janice.
“Yeah. If you guys want, I can show you my powers.”
“Yeah sure.” I said
Janice beamed once more. She held up her hand, and we all gasped watching her fingers morph into three, then break apart into six, then morph back into five. She then pointed at her head, and her long brown hair shifted to blonde, then red, then back to brown.
She then snapped her fingers, but nothing happened. She tried again, but still nothing. After a few more snaps, she finally got a small flame flickering on the end of her index finger, which she used to light the candle on the dinning room table. Everyone applauded.
“But wait.” My sister said. “If you really are our sworn enemy, how are you and grandma best friends? And how come you’re dating my kid brother?”
Janice laughed. “Well it’s kind of a long story: you see, a generation before your grandmother was born, I decided to try a different approach to killing your family, I decided to become friends with them and pretend to give up on enslaving mankind. To my surprise, your great-great-grandfather treated me like I was his friend. I was so charmed by him that I eventually stick to my word and became his best friend. Once I died in that body, I became best friends with your grandmother. Yeah taking over the world sounds fun, but being friends with your family is way more fun.”
“Well alright then.” My father said. “I’m sure we’re all hungry, let’s eat.”
The rest of the evening went smoothly with all of us enjoying each other’s company and making each other laugh. After a few hours, Janice said her goodbyes and we drove off.
“Well that went better than I expected.” I said.
“Yeah I’m glad your family still likes me.” Janice said. “But beware, I might still enslave humanity if your not careful.”
I laughed, and she did too as we drove off into the night
duplexvita t1_j6d4ho6 wrote
I really loved this take! Bravo!
InfiniteEmotions t1_j6dafeu wrote
A lovely take on the prompt!
Thank you for sharing!
ThePancakeDocument t1_j6dg2b8 wrote
Aw this is cute!
No-Marketing-4315 t1_j6cn9ti wrote
We were there early, me and Samantha. Mother was really happy to meet her, and dad was, as usual not impressed. Samantha was all smile, her pretty blue eyes lighting up while looking around my familly's house. We sat around the dinner table, with grandma and grandpa. They are from Romania. Our familly moved in america in 1945, after WWII. They are very nice and welcoming to everybody, warm and charming usually, but this time, each time i try to cheer them up, they just ignore me and look at Samantha with a strange glaze.
-So where do you come from, Samantha ? Finally ask my grandpa.
- Only from here, Philadelphia, we met at the museum while your son was guiding us through the exibitions.
-I mean, where do you come from, you Zblarta ! Spit out grandma. We are all shocked by her reaction, the violence in her tone. What's happening ? Samantha look unmoved. She put her hand on my knee, as to ask me to calm down.
-What is a Zblarta ? She asks charmingly.
-It is what you are, a creature of the devil, a monster who creeps at night to steal the masculine power of young virgins ! We know what you are demon, and what you want from our grandson.
She makes a cross sign and begins to speak in romanian, nearly shouting at my girlfriend s face. I start to stand up to protest, but the grip from samantha's hand on my knee get so strong that i feel her fingers nearly cutting trew my upper leg's flesh, it is so painful i start to wheep. At my left, Samantha's face is not looking human anymore. She has became some sort of nightmare. A monstruous, terrifying mass of deliquescent rotting flesh, with big teeth and a disgustingly long tongue, hugging my other leg under the table.
-The boy is mine ! It screams. My grand mother faints. My grandpa is nowhere to be seen. At the door of the dinning room, my parents look at us in shock, pale as ghosts. She slowly turns toward me. Slowly she says :
-It will only hurt for a few minutes, love...
I close my eyes. A loud BANG makes me open them again. There is no monster anymore. Only bits of rotting flesh everywhere. I turn around. Grandad has retrieved his shotgun from WWII. Did not know it was still functionning. I stutter :
-Thanks, grandpa... -No problem grandson, but not more Zblarta at home, grandma won't survive it.
jp4445 t1_j6d8epr wrote
Incredible!
No-Marketing-4315 t1_j6dk2qw wrote
Thanks !
caffeineandvodka t1_j6doo7u wrote
"Вампір!"
I froze, looking over at my partner Ailis in horror. Their shoulders were hunched, a sure sign they were stressed out, and I reached out slowly in an attempt to reassure them. With a sigh I rubbed my temple and said, "Бабуся - grandmother - please. I thought we talked about this?"
The old woman glared at me from under her thick eyebrows, just a flicker of the eyes before her gaze returned to my partner. My parents stood off to the side of the living room door, seemingly trying to fade into the flower patterned wallpaper. So much for their promises of support.
"I know what is! When you told me I thought it a sick joke, that you playing a trick on your old grandmother. But this... This goes too far." She reached a knarled hand under her blouse and brought out a rosary, beginning to mumble prayers under her breath. I sucked a breath in and felt my partner tremble in the presence of the Holy item.
"Бабуся please! Put that away, you're being incredibly rude!" I cried, rushing over as Ailis fled the room. I caught a streak of pale pink running down their face as they turned away. I'd known introducing my vampire partner to my family would be difficult but I hadn't thought it would go this badly, this quickly. I felt the hair on my arms lift as I snarled in anger. The old bitch snarled back, even though she was too physically frail to shift these days.
Pulling in a breath that felt like pure electricity I stripped off my shirt and let the change come over me, my arms lengthening and legs shortening as my hands turned into paws. My parents - the cowards - only now stepped up to put themselves between me and my grandmother. I snorted at them in disgust at the idea I'd attack my own pack then turned and loped out the door. I needed to find Ailis.
neriad200 t1_j6e6u64 wrote
Good read. Underworld hit hard, didn't it?
caffeineandvodka t1_j6em14m wrote
I've actually never watched the underworld films, this was totally off the cuff lol but I'm not surprised it's been done before
12pcMcNugget t1_j6gg98a wrote
Yeah this is a tale as old as modern romance fantasy
neriad200 t1_j6h2mvq wrote
yeah the energy is very underworld.. 3 (iirc)
loreallwrites t1_j6f5sg9 wrote
I had been dreading dinner for weeks now. The family dinner that would inevitably end up with someone either drunk or crying. Maybe both. Our family dinners didn't exactly have a great track record.
Especially when I'd bring the current person I was seeing.
The last guy I'd been dating, an engineer named Trevor, had left the dinner halfway through because my grandma had claimed that he was possessed by a vodyanoy, a male water spirit that was known to drown people. Why did she think that, you ask?
Well, he had a tattoo of waves on his forearm, which she had interpreted as a demon’s mark. Because having just having a normal, non-demonic tattoo apparently wasn’t possible.
Anyways, that wasn’t the first time my grandma had made comments like that. She had this fun quirk of thinking anyone I dated was either cursed or possessed. Something that definitely didn’t help my already-dry dating life.
So, after years of failed relationships and being ghosted after family dinners, I decided to try a new method: don’t introduce anyone to my family. Ever.
And that had worked well for the past year. I’d managed to stay in a relationship longer than a few months. We were even planning on moving into an apartment together in the next-coming months. Everything was going well.
So of course, it only made sense that my family would plead and beg to finally meet him. After weeks of my mom’s constant nagging over the phone, I finally gave in. I’d bring him for dinner.
Briefly. No longer than an hour. Because after an hour meant that my mom would start asking her embarrassing drunken questions and my grandma would start theorizing which demon he was.
I was determined for this dinner to work out.
“It’ll be fine,” Nate had said, trying to comfort me as we drove. He squeezed my knee a she was driving.
“That’s what you think,” I frowned. “You haven’t been there to witness my grandma’s odd fixation on Russian folklore.”
“Well, lucky for her, I love learning about folklore.” I didn’t say anything, envying his positivity. The positivity that would be gone within an hour’s time.
We arrived at my grandma’s house later than I had promised. I hoped that dinner would be ready and it would cut out some of the time spent talking with my family. My mom answered the door with a smile. “Alexis! And this must be Nate. It’s great to finally meet you.”
She pulled us both in for a hug.
“Sorry we’re late,” I apologize. “There was some traffic.”
“There wasn’t traffic,” Nate said. I shot him a look. “Oh! You mean that traffic. I almost forgot about it. Yeah, it was bad. Really bad.”
We walked inside. My grandma was already sitting at the table, waiting. Warm food was steaming on the table. I kissed her on the cheek before sitting down. “This looks great, baba.”
She said nothing, her eyes narrowing at Nate as he sat down. He gave her a nervous hello. This is only the beginning, I thought with a sigh.
“Let’s start,” my mom said, joining us at the table. We began serving food onto our plate. My grandma continued to shoot odd glances in Nate’s direction as she ate. I could feel him eyeing me, a bit weird, his eyes seemed to say. I gave him a knowing look.
I told you so.
We ate in silence. I prayed that it’d last. But it never did. “You brought a unique one this time, Alexis,” my grandma said.
“Can we not start this now?” I asked. It was too early and I was far too sober.
“Nate,” she continued. “Have you ever felt drawn to, or I suppose a kinship towards vampires?”
He swallowed his food, confused. “I’m not sure what you mean.”
“You carry the aura of a besomer.” She put some food into her mouth and chewed it. “A very dangerous demon.”
“Grandma—” I started to say but Nate stopped me, putting a hand on my shoulder.
“What kind of demon is that?” He asked. His voice had lowered. There was a darkness in his gaze that I’d never seen before.
“Hm, I think you know.” They were staring at each other. The table suddenly felt tense. I looked over at my mom who was uncomfortably draining her wine.
“I’m not sure I do.” His fingers dug into my shoulder. That’s starting to hurt, I thought.
“They tend to enjoy darkness,” my grandma said. “And a craving for blood. It’s no wonder you latched on our Alexis. She’s got the blood of our family’s ancestors. Pure blood.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment,” Nate said. He released my arm. I could still feel the ghost of his grip even after it was gone. “Although, I'm sad to admit you’ve got the wrong type of demon.”
His eyes flashed. “I’m far worse than any besomer.”
MsZgrl t1_j6gxpyu wrote
Keep going!
Icy_Wildcat t1_j6emwiz wrote
"KUMIHO!"
I stared almost blankly at my grandmother, who was pointing at my girlfriend, Carmen. Something had occurred between them, since it wasn't normal for my grandmother to be this worked up about something, however she was angry. Very angry. Soon, Carmen showed the exact same fury, however she held back.
"Oh, so every single kitsune with Korean ancestry is automatically a fucking kumiho in your eyes, huh?! You racist piece of shit!"
"You will not take my son's liver! Get out! Get out you murdering piece of—"
"That's enough!" my grandpa shouted. "Honey, you're scaring the guest. The least you could do is offer her something to eat, such as the leftover fried tofu I'm heating up."
He was wise enough to not mention that it was a way to tell kitsune apart from kumiho. And, of course, Carmen's eyes sparkled at the mere mention of fried tofu. My grandmother left the room, grumbling to herself. My grandfather, however, pulled up a few more chairs before bowing to Carmen.
"Please forgive my wife's rudeness. As careful as she is, this was completely uncalled for. Should I make some tea for us?"
"Yes, please," Carmen replied, feeling a bit more relaxed and letting her 9 tails show. "I understand why your wife wasn't very kind towards me, but she really should be more careful with spotting a kumiho."
"I can't blame her, she often had to fight them off in the past. She'll warm up to you soon enough."
dopehomie77 t1_j6f8e0f wrote
There were signs, of course there were, but I hadn't met a girl I got along with for years, so I guess I might have ignored a couple of red flags. Besides, it's not like I could have guessed what would happen, no sane person would ever have even considered this a possibility. There was one incident with some green shit in the bathtub, and a time I caught her humming a song that she definitely didn't hear on the radio, but I just chalked it up to her quirky, off-beat personality. No way could I have expected the absolute insanity and sheer amount of brain-fuckery I was in for. I suppose my weakness for nerdy, socially-awkward blondes is something I need to work on if I ever get out of this.
"Günther, focus!", Oma shouts. "Grab me that book from the top shelf!". Hearing her speak with such a commanding tone quickly snaps me out of the fuge state I had been in up until now, and I hurriedly make my way over to an old, nearly-collapsed bookshelf and reach for a moss covered bronze-tinted book. "Holy shit is this thing heavy, are you gonna be able to carry this Oma?" . Without hesitation she rips the book from my hands and opens it to a page about 2/3 of the way in. It was kind of cool to see her like this. She had always had a strong personality, but this was on another fucking level. I guess this explains why she and Opa were so secretive about their careers.
"Akth F'the Frilehth, Akth F'the Frilehth". Oma starts chanting vigorously as her face becomes pale and her eyes blank, like something is taking control of her body. A terrible sound can be heard from downstairs, but it doesn't feel like a sound, nothing like anything I've ever heard anyway. More like a gut-wrenching vibration passing through me making me feel as if my skin is melting and my intestines are being pulled out of my stomach.
Oma breaks out of her trance and turns to face me; "The incantations didn't work, this means she's gotten stronger. We have to fight her. I know what she can do, the suffering she can cause ". I get the urge to tell a shitty joke about a time we had gone shopping and I ended up sitting with my dick in my hand at Ikea for 4 hours, but quickly come to the conclusion that it probably won't get many laughs. Without wasting time, Oma sprints to the edge of the attic and pulls open the door to a medium-sized room filled with weird contraptions and odd-looking instruments."Take this-", she says as she hands me a small wooden cylinder with a lever on top, along with a small silk bag filled with what feels like a bunch of marbles. "It can fit 3 at the time, only use it if you have a clear shot-", I wanted very much to pay attention to what she was telling me, but the room we found ourselves in was filled with a foul, vomit-inducing odor that would make any experienced skat-enthusiast cream with excitement. "I love you, Günther, and I wish I could have introduced you to this part of my life under better circumstances. Opa loved you to, and even though he now lies scattered in the living room, he will always be with us". Before giving me the opportunity to return any affection or ask for further instructions, she disappears back through the door from which we came.
Preparing myself for the impending, most likely torturous death of both me and my grandmother, I find myself wondering; Do I really want to do this? I have so much to live for, so many girls to kiss, so many blondes to get manipulated by, do I really want to risk my life for the sake of humanity? What the fuck has humanity ever done for me. With global warming, wars and all the other misery we put upon ourselves, maybe there is an argument to be made for me just staying behind.
But then, as Oma's warcry can be heard reverberating through the house, I'm reminded how my last relationship turned out, and I realize that maybe my uncontrollable predilection for pretty blondes is doing my life more harm than good.
Alas, I think it's time to find out what the family business is really all about.
telpereon t1_j6jrclg wrote
It was on Holy Saturday when my Grandmother Maite had been, what I would call anyway, cranky and out of sorts even for her. For some reason, she was not happy with the number of crows she was seeing in the neighborhood, not that I had seen any. She also said things like the spirits are angry, or the Named are hidden. Crazy stuff to me. On top of that she said she felt in her bones that something was going to happen...something bad.
It became the running theme when anyone talked to her.
I hated it when she talks like that, that amorphous 'something bad' is going to happen. I love my Abuela but she is very old school, a mix of Catholic religion and Native Chilean mysticism, and that always make me roll my eyes when she hits me with those things.
I haven't been to church in years and I have never lived in Ancud, the city our Family is from, let alone even been to Chile. I know that we come from there, as well as many of the families around us, but it never really had been something that I had strong ties to beyond knowing it was our background and that we still observe some of those traditions.
Don't get me wrong, I love some of them traditions...like the one where we throw our shoes out to see what the year will bring. Or like these big dinners., always so much good food to eat...but that is about it for me.
It really had went south when, right before the Big Meal, the last of the guests had arrived. Specifically, me and Chloé.
This big dinner had been planned for weeks. Neighbors and family had all been invited to spend the day together, help ("If you want to", my Mom always says) fix a big dinner, and celebrate the end of the Holy Week. You could come and go all day as you wanted but dinner was a 'must' for everyone involved. Mom had just said, "Be there!" to me as I had left to go pick up Chloé.
Late was also not OK!
My girlfriend, Chloé was invited because I had been dating her for a while now and the rest of the Family wanted to met her. With the exception for my sisters, none of the Family had met her even though I had been dating her for more that six months. She lived in San Fernando and I spent most of my free time over there rather than make her come over here.
Invited is really the wrong word. My Mom told me to make sure Chloé came with me; no ifs, ands, or buts this time. She was important to me and so she was to the Family as well. This is a big deal, this dinner for the Family, an important gathering and not to be missed by anyone who is truly part of the Family, she had said.
Not a big surprise to me. She always treated ever girl I dated as "The One I Am Going To Marry".
e are celebrating Holy Saturday, nd we are honouring the traditions of community with our neighbors, Mom was not going to let it go how big a deal this meal was.
My mother and father were having the dinner at our house, as they had for years, and had invited all the Family to come if they could. Many of the neighbors had also been invited and were already there as dinner approached. Some were still going in and out of our house, shuttling food from their houses to Mom and Dad's as I walked up with Chloé.
I had parked two blocks away...parking sucks in this neighborhood generally and the party was making it just that much worst.
Chloé and I were holding hands chatting about the different neighbors that were going to be there. Well, about the neighbors that were not going to be there more specifically. It was fun for me to share stories about the neighbors we don't like or things they do that are just silly or stupid.
Like the time the Álvarez's had had the police show up because Mr. Álvarez's girlfriend had shown up at the house...that had been a fight to watch.
<chuckle> Well, maybe only for me. Chloé has become a bit quieter as we approached the house. Nerves, I guess.
The front room, which is the biggest room in the house, had been converted to a dinning room for today's meal. In the window I see the tables and chairs with my Family and friends still putting out dishes of food and setting up glasses and plates. The big screen TV is showing pictures of the Vatican and statues of the Saints in an endless montage setup for the holiday.
We walked through the open door and I let everyone know we are there.
"Hey, everyone! I would like you to meet Chloé...Chloé, my Family..."
And Grandmother started screaming, "¡Kalku! ¡Kalku! ¡Oh! ¡Dios mio es el Malvado! ¡Una Kalku!" and waving her hands in warding signs at Chloé.
Suddenly people were looking around trying to figure out what is happening: at me, at Chiloé, and Grandma. Some were even looking out the window for the crows that had suddenly become very noisy for some reason. The crows outside could be heard cawing like they were on the house or just outside the door...I had not even seen them as we came up to the house. Their caws seemed very loud to me and we were inside.
But I looked over at Chloé as she is squeezes my hand painfully hard.
Are her eyes black?
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Kalku: A Chiloe and Mapuche mythological sorcerer who controls crows and contains dark magic and negative powers.
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dragonadamant t1_j6d884b wrote
"It's the Baba Yaga!"
"Grandma, no! His name's Keanu, and he's a sweetheart!"
247Brett t1_j6dk5qu wrote
But he’s not the Baba Yaga, he’s the one you send to kill the Baba Yaga.
kgmeister t1_j6e4zaz wrote
I once saw him kill 3 men. With a pencil.
247Brett t1_j6e8e64 wrote
A peeeeeeiiiiinnnncccil
Copperlaces t1_j6f1dcd wrote
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. plap
SciencesnObjects40 t1_j6df51x wrote
"The boogeyman ?"
TossAway35626 t1_j6eseuq wrote
I've always thought this was a weird choice in translation. A witch in the woods gets translated into a monster in a closet?
Also I think the witch is a better nickname than the boogeyman.
LVMagnus t1_j6foogy wrote
Boogeyman is just a generic monster/myth creature to frigthen children. The monster in a closet is just one subtype. That is a boogeyman, baba is a boogeyman, the sack/bag man is a boogeyman, Krampus is a boogeyman, they're all boogeyman.
WormWizard1312 t1_j6d9yap wrote
This happened to a friend of mine once but the grandma was just racist as fuck and starting to get dimentia lmao
Kraangprime24 t1_j6dqsat wrote
"El Ugly!"
hurriqueen t1_j6dzssi wrote
Ah I see someone is catching up on What We Do In The Shadows!
Roguewang t1_j6e34fb wrote
gizmo, fucking guy! What we do in the shadows much
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AShellfishLover t1_j6c7kc6 wrote
I have a type.
Yeah, most women do. And no, it's not necessarily the Hollywood ideal. That's not saying that I don't think heartthrobs aren't aesthetically pleasing; yeah, they're handsome, sure, but when I choose a guy to go after I'm not looking for a magazine cover. Well, maybe Mojo.
I like to kid myself and say I'm trying to be a muse to musicians, but really I just like their hands. Strong, calloused, that sound when a bassist runs those tips down the stockings you wore to his show, the tight grip of a drummer as he wraps you up in his arms. It's their passion made manifest in flesh, and it makes me melt in ways I just can't explain in words.
With Anders the melting came to a boil. I found him busking near the Trinity fountain in the middle of the City, coins and bills falling as passerby stopped to hear him bend that old battered fiddle. He had a crooked smile and skin pale as milk that should have burned to a crisp even in the soft sun of that dreary summer day. He wore his dark hair long, a soft crumpled white shirt over a pair of dingy grey trousers, and a hat that would have repulsed me on any other man sitting half-cocked jauntily on his head.
I was smitten. Me. I asked him to tea, in broad daylight. I loved the way he sat his violin back into its battered case, kissing his fingers as he put the bow back and tucking her in like a lover leaving his beloved behind. He took my hand, bold yet somehow old-fashioned, and we walked the waterfront for hours talking about music and life and past loves and then the sunset then his lips and my hands and our hurried rush to my flat and then...
He was good. A magic man, and I was under his spell.
What started there ascended to an actual relationship. We found that my mother's and his families came from the same small region of Sweden, our ancestors just a few bends away from each other on the calm run of the Dalälven river. He had been born there, coming across the Atlantic when times got tough for his mother and his father long away roaming as a fiddler himself. The faint lilt of his accent made me beg him to speak in Swedish, and he would laugh as I swooned over his description of a fanciful cow or the story of a cat in our shared native tongue.
The days turned to weeks, then months, and finally Maja Sanford had a boyfriend. A real boyfriend, for the first time since my lonely days in college. My friends loved him for me, and while they all stared and fawned? I never felt worried that they would take my magic man away. Life was good, and we spent long lazy days in bed between his busking and my work from home, and life was wonderful.
And then I learned the truth, and my world changed.