"What the hell. What's wrong with you?" I shouted flabbergasted. The dark haired mans face was slowly turning green and seconds later he started burping kindoff uncontrolled.

"I'm healing in combat you.... Burp.... vile fiend. Now take this." And he came for me again, stumbling now clearly green in his face. I avoided the attack with ease and planted a fist in his gut. And all his precious healing started leaking out of his mouth. He groand" what have you done to me, what is this vile magic preventing me from healing."

Slowly it dawned on me what me meant.

" Are you actually serious? How old are twenty probably plus a few years?"

"uh yeah why are you asking"

"Because this is fucking real life." I shouted "There I no such thing as healing quickly like in a fucking video game you'll just upset you stomach, gods you even swallowed the chicken bones, what in the living burning hell is wrong with some people."

I stepped to the vomiting disarmed hero and splatters his brain across the floor.

" Idiots" I mumbled.