Submitted by piper4hire t3_z9n4gw in UpliftingNews
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gentlemancaller2000 t1_iyhgy6z wrote
Why are we calling them pay phones if they’re free to use?
Lootcifer- t1_iyhhdsp wrote
You mean free phones then?
thewhitebuttboy t1_iyhnbze wrote
4 payments of $39.99 and then you get a rebate after you mail in your social security card. Rebate will arrive in 6-46 months.
imforit t1_iyhncbd wrote
So we know at a glance what form factor they're talking about.
"Payphone" has a strong and specific meaning.
benbalooky t1_iyhne3h wrote
Yeah wouldn't they just be "public phones"
Rickard403 t1_iyho1uo wrote
Free phones coming to Philadelphia, doesn't exactly tell us what much.
almost_ready_to_ t1_iyhoxkm wrote
Nah, that'll lead to (more) peeing on them.
SubconsciousBraider t1_iyhsrp5 wrote
Nice Oxymoron. Should read, free public phones coming to Philadelphia!
sneaky_squirrel t1_iyhx0b5 wrote
It says no QUARTERS required.
And it says payphones.
There is a possibility that they meant you pay for these in some other manner, such as a card reader or credit card?
This is merely a mental exercise, I am not actually claiming nor seriously trying to figure out the actual event here.
gentlemancaller2000 t1_iyhxsb8 wrote
And it says “…Making calls will be completely free of charge.”
“To ordinary callers, the phones will work the way they did in the analog era, minus the need to insert coins before making a call. There's a special circuit board that takes the place of the coin acceptor equipment. Making calls will be completely free of charge.”
Dzus t1_iyhxxzg wrote
Found Seinfeld's burner account
QualityBurnerAccount t1_iyi2v5a wrote
Yeah but you'll need the battlepass to access the 3 key and to extend the cord past the default 3"...
sneaky_squirrel t1_iyi3ysj wrote
So they are calling them pay phones because they repurposed existing hardware originally meant to be used as payphones.
I guess that explains it.
tysenburg t1_iyi5eqh wrote
Does that come with the DLC?
NikPorto t1_iyi988s wrote
Nobody wants to pay a pee fee
OhioVsEverything t1_iyia835 wrote
I give it 48 hours before they all get cut
itsvicdaslick t1_iyij3wd wrote
Well someones paying
starchington t1_iyikmrj wrote
I mean WHAT IS THE DEAL
starchington t1_iyikqub wrote
Philadelphias gone WOKE?????
gentlemancaller2000 t1_iyiu6au wrote
Good point. Nothing is truly free
TheGUURAHK t1_iyivl37 wrote
They are now public phones
LeviathanGank t1_iyj5zoc wrote
phreaks are back on the menu boys!!
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Terp_Villain t1_iyjkpws wrote
They get paid in your data!
BadHillbili t1_iyjuz1r wrote
I'm sure street level drug dealers will be very happy about this.
snookert t1_iyknhv4 wrote
Bum phones
suid t1_iyknnt1 wrote
Exactly. How long before someone uses these for nefarious purposes? Swatting, stalking, you name it..
Philly is the city that killed HitchBot.
Kinnikinnick42 t1_iyko1ad wrote
Joe bidon is making us ALL PAY 😡🤪
somegurl408 t1_iyko304 wrote
Because whoever wrote it is from Philly.
lilblu399 t1_iykqix7 wrote
Yes we did and if the rest of the nation rose up against the robots, there wouldn't be talk about giving robots literal bombs(San Francisco PD)
getyourcheftogether t1_iykqpq7 wrote
Disclaimer: by using this fee public phone, you are in agreement to your conversation being subject to periodic monitoring and/or recorded
Honestly, if that were true, wouldn't even bother me, not like any other calls aren't being monitored in some form already
Walfredo_wya t1_iyksjdd wrote
No one is going to answer a call from them though because they won’t recognize the number
The-Hyruler t1_iykw2qi wrote
What are you even trying to say here?
Throwaway021614 t1_iykwydv wrote
Nice! Do they still do 976 numbers???
Bootyblastastic t1_iykx4qv wrote
Time to reignite my prank call career!
LouZiffer t1_iyky8wo wrote
That would be pubic phones.
Derekdef34 t1_iyl1in4 wrote
I feel like this isn't going to be as successful as people expect. I really hope I'm wrong though.
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Superdaneru t1_iyl24uz wrote
Stalkers and scammers too. I can't even imagine the fallout this might have. Either it has to have heavy surveillance with zero privacy or this could just be the perfect tool for the wrong person.
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Replicator666 t1_iyl2uod wrote
Aaaannd their customers!
ultrastarman303 t1_iyl5g45 wrote
Was a couple bucks in change much of a hurdle before?
Aoiboshi t1_iyl979k wrote
Everyone has to pay the troll toll though
inconspiciousdude t1_iylawxp wrote
And then enter your name and SSN to enable the microphone.
Muzzy637 t1_iyle242 wrote
No_Quantity_3433 t1_iylj982 wrote
They are either pay phones or they're free!
VanillaGFD t1_iylq99x wrote
This is an interesting idea…except who tf knows anybody’s phone number anymore 🤣 the only ones I remember are from my childhood
Superdaneru t1_iylubyz wrote
For scammers and spam calls at least yeah. If this isn't monitored, someone can just make a device that connects to the phone and makes calls automatically. We already have credit card skimmers. If nobody checks on these phones routinely, I foresee a lot of bugged phones in the future.
Longjumping-Log1591 t1_j0uean8 wrote
Love that Zeppelin song No Quarter !
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