tocopherolUSP t1_j9ugfru wrote on February 24, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Reply to comment by Ttffccvv in A dying baby turtle survived after drifting 4,000 miles to Ireland by KatzMwwow

After we're born, we're all dying afterwards... It just a matter of how long it takes.

tanis_ivy t1_j9whx3g wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:35 AM

It's taking too damn long!

AskingForSomeFriends t1_j9z1kok wrote on February 25, 2023 at 4:49 PM

We have been dying from the moment the gametes that we are composed of were created.

Scenario A: Dad rubs one out or mom has a period, and your gametes were in those discharges, which shortly after die.

Scenario B: A boy gamete and girl gamete meet and you are conceived, yay! But wait a tik, bazzel: that means life is being created. But everything that is living is dying at the inversely proportional same rate. That means from conception, death is being created in your mothers womb, because of your fathers big boom.