Submitted by citytiger t3_11a9xt8 in UpliftingNews
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SlenDman402 t1_j9rltg0 wrote
Mr. Plow yes that's my name that name again is Mr. Plow
citytiger OP t1_j9se9mm wrote
They call me Mr Plow!!!!
joe_retro t1_j9qrufm wrote
Fitting for the birthplace of The Onion.
Spookywind t1_j9tj26e wrote
Seymour Pavement has me in stitches
SmokeyBare t1_j9qy1ar wrote
Portland just got one named Plow #4
citytiger OP t1_j9r2twg wrote
I don't get the reference.
GoodAndBluts t1_j9uegcm wrote
They are a bit shit compared to the Scottish ones (the originators of this tradition)
Chilly Connolly
David Plowie
For Your Ice Only
Gangsta Granny Gritter
Grit A Bit
Grit Expectations
Gritallica
Gritney Spears
Grittest Hits
Gritty Gritty Bang Bang
Han Snow-lo
I Want To Break Freeze
Luke Snowalker
Meltin' John
Plougher O’Scotland
Ready Spready Go
Sir Andy Flurry
Sir Grits A Lot
Sir Salter Scott
Slippy McGritty
Snowbegone Kenobi
Snowkemon Go
Spready Mercury
Sprinklebell
True Gritter
Yes Sir Ice Can Boogie
citytiger OP t1_j9vjtlr wrote
those are awesome.
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zachammercrowebar t1_j9rkgl6 wrote
I worked with a fresh-out-of-prison white supremacist. He talked about how he plows and does snow removal on the weekends. I suggested he name his plow “White Plower.”
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jamesclean t1_j9rw6z4 wrote
Saltimus is a country mile away from Optimus wtf
Spirited-Relief-9369 t1_j9tdc51 wrote
You don't live in an area with lots of snow or ice do you?
jamesclean t1_j9uarl9 wrote
No way noob
Spirited-Relief-9369 t1_j9w02tf wrote
I could tell, because salting roads to melt away the ice is not exactly some big secret...
SolidA34 t1_j9r87jl wrote
Mr. Plow or Plow King would have been great names.