Literally watching the wife strip all the pillows and cushions off the couch. I look her dead in the eyes and ask , are you sure you checked under the cushions.

Ha! We hear you, trust is an important thing but sometimes it's best to double check - just in case ;)

My family did this to me

Not a single time in my entire life the remote was under me yet they continue to do it to this day even when I don't watch TV anymore

Their reasons is because I'm fat and i " take more m² than the rest of family "

In my house, it's usually the cat. She specifically choses to lay on the remotes, and since we started using Chromecast with Google TV and its sensible buttons remote, she'll pause/skip/switch app in the middle of movies too.

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Hihihihihih! So proud i found that you wrote "will" two times