Submitted by PortugueseBenny t3_zynrmn in Showerthoughts
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SomeRetard-png t1_j26x7pq wrote
On December 31 at 11:59:59.99 pm January will be next year, next month, next week, next day, next hour, next minute, next second, and next millisecond.
wills-are-special t1_j27c0pm wrote
Centisecond. Millisecond would be .999
SomeRetard-png t1_j27hi02 wrote
Whoops
fr140 t1_j2br3r8 wrote
this guy seconds
ThisUserIsAFailure t1_j2e55da wrote
kazedo t1_j27ixf5 wrote
And if you do that on the 31/12/2999 you can add next century and next millenium as well
Shadowtyger t1_j27sinh wrote
I mean in 8 years, you can add next decade while we're at it
Waldo_007 t1_j29f5ln wrote
December 31, 2029 lands on a Monday. So, the following day might start a new decade but it won't start a new week.
Shadowtyger t1_j29fg50 wrote
Depending on who you ask, Monday and Sunday are interchangeable as the start of the week.
SovietTesla t1_j29refn wrote
But January 1st would be on a Tuesday, I think most people would disagree that moving from a monday to a tuesday would be the start of a new week
ashfidel t1_j2aa1bn wrote
lol none of us will be alive then
SomeRandomPyro t1_j28mmf1 wrote
Except that the millennium rolls over at ...1. There was no year 0, the calendar starts on year 1, so unless the first millennium is only 999 years long, it ran from year 1 through 1000, with the second millennium starting with 1001.
brawlganronper t1_j2aalpx wrote
Second millennia
SomeRandomPyro t1_j2ad4v1 wrote
Thanks, fixed. I originally wrote it out at century scale, then went back and changed most of them.
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Efficient_Switch_754 t1_j27q7lq wrote
>January is next week, next month, and next year
so then its just next?
dandroid126 t1_j27rq0u wrote
its for a church, honey. just looking for help dont need the attitude! NEXT!
RyanCreamer202 t1_j2a7tpg wrote
On December 31st 2999, 11:59:59:99January will be next Millennium, next century, next decade, next year, next week, next day, next hour, next minute, next second
FalloutHUN t1_j2aen7a wrote
Except no because a new millenia starts when the calendar rolls over to ...001 (because there was no year 0), so it will be in 3001.
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iamtheblooper t1_j2b66it wrote
Name does not check out
jrs1980 t1_j279ez7 wrote
*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*
IgetAuditAss t1_j285h04 wrote
No. Week starts on Monday, so if its December 31st, January 1st is THIS week.
rafaellago t1_j28mixc wrote
This is location dependant. In Brazil our week starts on a Sunday
Leonyliz t1_j28b83q wrote
I thought weeks started on Sunday but people agreed to start working on Monday
fatalicus t1_j27zeco wrote
Only if you are in the US, Canada, some South American countries, China, Japan or the Philippines, where the week starts on Sunday.
For most of the rest of us, it will still be the same week.
BigDisk t1_j28rvl0 wrote
I'll be there for yoooooou
When the rain starts to pour
TheApathetic t1_j29fs2p wrote
OP couldn't even wait until tomorrow. Smh
SomeRandomPyro t1_j28mdr0 wrote
And then comes the inevitable "People of Reddit who haven't had a bowel movement today, why are you holding on to last year's shit?" Askreddit thread.
TaxNo174 t1_j2adobr wrote
r/brandnewsentence
SomeRandomPyro t1_j2aifj3 wrote
What I was referring to. I was thinking I'd seen it more than once, but I guess not.
Auto_Phil t1_j2a0s91 wrote
Today, it’s called overmorrow.
hir04tr3dd1t t1_j27k6gu wrote
Another chapter indeed, hope it will just go smoothly, yet it is a doubtful imperative.
JustALilOlive73 t1_j281l48 wrote
I doubt it… this years going to be interesting…
hir04tr3dd1t t1_j2861zr wrote
Welp, only time will tell.
Shadowtyger t1_j27sk2f wrote
Did you knock on wood? I bet you didn't knock on wood....
heidismiles t1_j299evg wrote
This is not a showerthought, and it's not original. People have been making the "see you next year" joke since forever.
gamer98x t1_j29kukv wrote
Agree, so cringe
LEDiceGlacier t1_j2aqczm wrote
I make sure to add a dunked "huhahuhah" laugh after that shitty joke
mrperiodniceguy t1_j29k7eb wrote
Was gonna comment that these shower thoughts I’ve seen lately have been very dumb
Capnreid t1_j2956mw wrote
And this observation has never been interesting in the entire history of timekeeping
var_char_limit_20 t1_j27z5dv wrote
I don't understand how you can be a dad and be on Reddit. Those can't exist together
signal__intrusion t1_j29g21u wrote
Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.
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Existing_Pop3918 t1_j28afkp wrote
On 31st December 2017 all of the adults in the world were born in a different century to all of the juveniles. (Or 31 December 2020 if you’re of the opinion that you aren’t legally an adult until aged 21)
-Redstoneboi- t1_j28qhws wrote
come back in 7 years when it'll be next decade again after you missed it 3 years ago.
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viral_virus t1_j28ynhu wrote
How many people still get their office mates saying “see ya next year!”?
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ocdo t1_j2aehav wrote
In Chile and many other countries the week begins on Monday. The last day of this week will be the first day of next year.
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Wanderervenom t1_j2az45l wrote
This is the second of this Post I've seen. A lot of people are coming up with the same Shower Thought.
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LukXD99 t1_j2a91jg wrote
Another year of accomplishing absolutely nothing and not doing anything about it. HOORAY!
crazynfo t1_j2961g7 wrote
January, oh January
Next week, next month, next year
So close, yet so far
The chill in the air
The resolutions we swear
January is almost here
A new year, a new start
Leaving the old, in the past
January, coming at last
TaxNo174 t1_j26vp6c wrote
On December 31 it will be: next day, next week, next month, next year