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red94daman t1_je2z1y2 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Or you get that temperamental penis that decides it wants to shoot split stream.

pewpewpewouch t1_je3zu7m wrote on March 29, 2023 at 6:41 AM

After-sex penis

teatimewithbatman1 t1_je7yur6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:44 AM

Or waking up penis

sh4d0wm4n2018 t1_je4864z wrote on March 29, 2023 at 8:40 AM

Or you settle into a stream just for it to angle off at 45° two thirds of the way through.

tillytubeworm t1_je4tn7p wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:50 PM

That’s the post masturbation/sex without a shower stream

Thundergod10131013 t1_je32dxv wrote on March 29, 2023 at 1:23 AM

Fricking every time!

Jatyha211 t1_je3tl7e wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:23 AM

Like a shower nozzle you have to adjust it.

Kronos1A9 t1_je7qeer wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:40 AM

Me Myself & Irene