Submitted by jsw9000 t3_11d83x6 in Showerthoughts
Joneskind t1_ja7n1hj wrote
Nooooo my good dude from the internets !!
It just mean he’s a Cancer Productus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_productus?wprov=sfti1
PS: What a fucking weird name to give to an animal. I didn’t know before I checked.
Vermillion_Shadow t1_ja7ut49 wrote
I mean cancer is a crab in zodiac, isn’t it? I’m not sure where productus comes in though.
jsw9000 OP t1_ja8fd65 wrote
It produces cancer, obviously.
Andreiy31 t1_ja8pox8 wrote
Well Mr Krabs produces whales not cancer
cyan_violet t1_ja8wdft wrote
He produces highly prized secret formulas as well.
AverageStormTrooper1 t1_ja8uu35 wrote
He does own a fast-food restaurant. All that fried food has got to be carcinogenic.
Lanster27 t1_ja9m9eo wrote
It’s ok because he feeds other marine animals and they usually dont live long enough for cancer to develop.
Mr_Tumbleweed_dealer t1_ja971jb wrote
its why its called carcinogenicity
ExiledToTerminus t1_ja8q67y wrote
"productus" in this context likely means "stretched out" or "lengthened", so it basically means "stretched out crab", which is a decent description from the images
PauseAndEject t1_ja9fvps wrote
Productus crabs are notorious for appearing in 4:3, however the overwhelming majority of sealife have long since evolved to appear in 16:9
Burst_of_Speed t1_ja9b9r4 wrote
> zodiac
The word you're looking for is "Latin". It means crab in Latin.
Ultraviolet_Motion t1_ja9bvg0 wrote
Cancer (cell mutation) got it's name from Cancer (crabs) because when the ancient Greeks observed people with cancer they saw hard red growths on their skin.
jhbedsole t1_ja9tg3c wrote
Also, all things in nature want to become crab given enough time.
[deleted] t1_ja9u9r7 wrote
[removed]
beatrailblazer t1_ja9yway wrote
And where did the astrology sign come from
Ultraviolet_Motion t1_jaa7ays wrote
Its crabs, always crabs.
Jechtael t1_jaa6sqv wrote
I read that it was because stomach cancers were described as feeling like a crab is trying to claw its way out of you.
PB4UGAME t1_ja9e5dz wrote
I just want to point out this line from the linked page:
>"This species is commonly nicknamed the Pearl of the Pacific Northwest."
What's Mr. Krab's daughter's name again? Oh yeah, Pearl. 🤔
NorthIslandAdventure t1_ja906an wrote
We just call em Red Rock Crabs
Burst_of_Speed t1_ja9bj65 wrote
This explains why Klawf is rock type
ATAKER9000 t1_ja7szdn wrote
Would you like to buy some cancer productus?
[deleted] t1_ja9u77c wrote
[deleted]
NullInMahSkull t1_ja9uonq wrote
Are we sure he’s not a ✨Glebocarcinus Oregonensis✨
Seeker_Of_Knowledge- t1_ja9ad46 wrote
Wait I thought he had cancer lol
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments