Submitted by FastWalkingShortGuy t3_115z322 in Showerthoughts
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josh35767 t1_j94cmku wrote
Well, that dog hair is technically part of your wardrobe if you’re wearing it all the time.
Davebobman t1_j96a0vp wrote
If --> when
As a dog owner, they are constantly coated in dog hair... unless they have a hairless dog.
packersfan823 t1_j96eenu wrote
I feel that, I have white rabbits.
Standard_Zucchini_46 t1_j96m6bu wrote
Do you follow them ?
packersfan823 t1_j96rc4x wrote
I did. My girlfriend took Ozzy in the car and I followed in the truck when we moved houses. I followed them from the part of Florida that is on Central Time and is really lower Alabama to Tampa. I never did see Laurence Fishburne in pince-nez, nor did I ever see Carrie Ann Moss in skintight leather, and that's just a travesty.
Standard_Zucchini_46 t1_j96ue0q wrote
Maybe you took the wrong pills. Either way , good luck.
packersfan823 t1_j9by0hx wrote
All I know is, I took a pill and the side effects turned my piss blue, my nose hair got mange, and now I have the uncontrollable urge to slap people and whoop like Ric Flair.
Wrong pill indeed.
chriso1999 t1_j94l7tz wrote
I mean, you’d have to wear your entire wardrobe only once without cleaning the filter for that to be true. I swear I’m fun at parties
por_que_no t1_j95n88v wrote
Me too. Fun that is. The color of the lint is the average of all 'shedding' clothes tilted to the color of the items that are shedding the most.
frog_at_well_bottom t1_j9802kb wrote
And only if every item you have shed lint evenly (proportional to their surface area.)
Haru_thefifthnerd t1_j94pzfr wrote
If you’re one load away from an electrical fire - yes
Otherwise it’s just that load which should be similar colors if you’re washing according to the instructions
KingScorpion98 t1_j94tjyz wrote
I have always knowingly done laundry wrong, and I don't care. Everything that's not greasy work clothes goes it at once 😂 I guess that's why I'm not allowed to do laundry anymore....
TheLukeHines t1_j95gy7l wrote
For real, people make a big deal about separating whites from colours. I throw it all in one load and use cold water. Way easier, nothing bleeds.
favouritemistake t1_j99iuce wrote
Yep. I wash a load of whites about twice a year when I have to make a special appearance in particularly white special clothes. Anything else goes in together.
dadamn t1_j95e57n wrote
That assumes your clothes shed lint at the same amount. But that's highly unlikely.
Robin_Banks101 t1_j95oyso wrote
Dr Karl won an ignoble prize about this. Look it up or don't. Your call.
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D3monVolt t1_j95t364 wrote
The color of my dryer lint matches the sorted color of clothes I just washed. I clean out the king tray before each use. As well as the water drawer to be almost empty, since some water is needed to properly dry
Mahgenetics t1_j95yhof wrote
I dont dry my shirts/pants in the dryer because of shrinkage
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favouritemistake t1_j99iz6g wrote
How do I always end up with purple? I pretty much wear blue, green, and black… no red
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Ill-Ad-532 t1_j946kfw wrote
Mine isn’t, I have a white dog that sheds everywhere so my lint is a bit lighter than I think it would be otherwise