Submitted by thescimitar t3_ysxupk in RhodeIsland
Am I obligated to report them to the authorities?
Submitted by thescimitar t3_ysxupk in RhodeIsland
Am I obligated to report them to the authorities?
Too late, I reported them to the Christmas tree authorities.
In years past I was kind of like yuck but I think now I'm like let them be fuckin merry for months. I want to see everyone's fat fuckin bearded bastard inflatables having a neighborhood war. Arm the lawns. Do a Xmas vacation. Light it the fuck up. Im not gonna decorate... but I can appreciate the jolly ole asshole that has the spirit for those of us who won't bother with a candy cane.
The war on Christmas is always looking for new soldiers
The jolly ol’ fat man can wait his turn. The Turkey hasn’t even had its moment to shine yet.
Meanwhile, I have a neighbor who's had a portajohn on their lawn for over a year. (No visible signs of construction, inside or out.) The thing stinks.
I'd much prefer a Christmas tree 🎄
Fwiw our xmas tree farm warned us this year there’s going to be a shortage bc of drought conditions etc so if you even want a live tree get it before thanksgiving bc they’ll have run out by December.
We need to replace Christmas with second Thanksgiving. Christmas is a garbage holiday with awful music and overspending.
Would that be the CEO of the Christmas Tree Shops or The Rhode Island department of parks and recreation?
Asking for a friend.
Did you mean new?
Decorate it all the same.
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It's pretty clear they meant new place.
I honestly didn't catch that...I hope you're right.
Of course
Like Cthulhu, she waits
✍️ arm ✍️ the ✍️ lawns
I went straight to the Ghost of Benny
I think the problem is that we haven’t anthropomorphized the turkey enough. Even the Easter Bunny turns up.
I don’t really blame people for starting Christmas right after Halloween. This time of year is a blur. If you wait until after thanksgiving it’ll be over before you know it. At least from my pov where Christmas is over on the 25th.
She needs more tentacles
I walked into the pet store this morning and they were playing Christmas music. TOO SOON!
Let people enjoy themselves without the benefit of your judgment.
Do we live next to each other?
I think the various Christian Orthodox folks go to January 6th, so it feels like you can get away with at least into the new year.
> tags thread as “meme/fluff” > “STOP JUDGING PEOPLE”
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everyoneisnuts t1_iw1krm2 wrote
You are obligated to do you and let them enjoy themselves. Maybe they just need some joy in their life right now. Don’t be a wet blanket