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mrnastymannn t1_je2aljw wrote
She’d bang you if you were her son and travelled back in time
NotThatGuyAnother1 t1_je2xexs wrote
...Or an anthropomorphic duck.
bloodguzzlingbunny t1_je3iigr wrote
Or Tom Cruise.
Zestyclose_Standard6 t1_je3v91q wrote
...it's the same picture?
Rdan5112 t1_je5jyn9 wrote
I have something funny to show you
vikingspam t1_je4le4q wrote
Or a shot down fighter pilot.
dickie-mcdrip t1_je6fu49 wrote
I saw her filming a scene in LA for Howard the Duck. She looked even better in person than on camera
Negative_Band183 t1_je2mh79 wrote
just-concerned t1_je2mfrf wrote
Wow. That's as wrong as throwing a brick at a hearse, but very true.
baddecision116 t1_je21g62 wrote
You know she fucked a duck right?
PhasmaFelis t1_je291w8 wrote
Unless OP is a duck, I don't see how that changes things.
MyTornArsehole t1_je39mpf wrote
orgeezuz t1_je22fi0 wrote
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SolAggressive t1_je23afc wrote
You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?
Kyoh21 t1_je2i318 wrote
So you KNOW that OP is one ugly fuckling
JSONJSONJSON t1_je387hv wrote
Allegedly.
soyelmocano t1_je2oxsu wrote
RIP u/fuckswithducks
deviousmajik t1_je3obpt wrote
That corkscrew penis is hard to resist.
SleepNowInTheFire666 t1_je36o30 wrote
And almost her son Calvin Klein
Lazlo_Hollyfeld69 t1_je36v22 wrote
In a place called "Cleve Land".
Hbella456 t1_je35hku wrote
So is she…made of wood?
OarsandRowlocks t1_je4alp6 wrote
Not a chicken or a cow.
dickie-mcdrip t1_je6g1y9 wrote
Well….in the 80’s “Go fuck a duck” was actual saying
TheBr0fessor t1_je2m7yv wrote
Beeevvvveerrrllllyyy. <passes out>
weltvonalex t1_je51aom wrote
Exactly my thoughts.
[deleted] OP t1_je3059z wrote
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Fabznz t1_je398jr wrote
Not wrong era, wrong body.
s4m1ch t1_je3c9bu wrote
Who fucking asked?
Ctfwest t1_je4mv3q wrote
Unless you were a duck
Zigoudala t1_je1o8um wrote
There are many people that are similar to her looks. Literally just leave your home
yallbyourhuckleberry t1_je1sgge wrote
Not to mention her two actress daughters who are around the age she is in the picture.
msxzf8u3 t1_je1u4ut wrote
You can walk barefoot in a grass field in 2023, and Lea Thompson wouldn’t have fucked you in any decade.
imthemistermaster t1_je4wq1e wrote
Ok but why can't you walk barefoot? The grass is no different today than in the 80s, probably safer even with how often people threw bottles back then
msxzf8u3 t1_je60oi9 wrote
That’s my point, some people just like to glorify the past
onelittleworld t1_je29mrq wrote
I had to look it up... she's about a year and a half older than I am.
Also, All the Right Moves is peak Lea Thompson. That is all.
ATX_rider t1_je2rge4 wrote
YES. I forgot about that. Thank you.
Sansred t1_je3vqn8 wrote
So peak, let's say two peaks.
[deleted] OP t1_je2vztz wrote
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thediesel26 t1_je30s4g wrote
People think of Phoebe Kates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but it’s really a Lea Thompson movie.
XoneXone t1_je35782 wrote
Lea Thompson was not in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
completeturnaround t1_je3r5il wrote
I think he confused her with Jennifer Jason Leigh.
Busy_Poet6668 t1_je1sd5b wrote
My number one teenage crush. She supplanted Kristy McNichol.
FnEddieDingle t1_je37q7p wrote
Kristy was my first as well!
Rage187_OG t1_je3ja19 wrote
The Pirate Movie and Just Gimme a Break did the same thing to me.
MemphisHobo t1_je1u3by wrote
Wolverines!!
BIGD0G29585 t1_je35mlk wrote
Lea and Jennifer Grey
GunsupRR t1_je3jabl wrote
Throw in Elizabeth Shue for the 80's 3 some.
Fark_ID t1_je2uguh wrote
Having experienced the 80s and 90s, even as a kid, I can tell you that anything up until 2016 was almost infinity better than it is now in America.
Sleep-system t1_je28swp wrote
Just go to any Target, bro.
AlfredChocula t1_je1jgl4 wrote
Just make nice with an old eccentric dude with a time machine.
steepleton t1_je1l7o3 wrote
Great scott!
Wld_N_frE t1_je4hrs4 wrote
take me please
Brilliant-Fun-922 t1_je1s05f wrote
Lorraine, my density has popped me to you.
Mutzart t1_je1rwuf wrote
Im pretty sure she can reject you just aswell now as she could back then
fyodor_mikhailovich t1_je1nxgb wrote
Have you seen her daughter?
BourbonandStargate t1_je1ro4g wrote
Why, is she missing?
fyodor_mikhailovich t1_je2xvvl wrote
The Goa'uld got her
BourbonandStargate t1_je39h7x wrote
Indeed.
kellzone t1_je4m59j wrote
In the middle of my backswing?
BourbonandStargate t1_je7g4sk wrote
...three fries short of a Happy Meal...WACKO!!
JSONJSONJSON t1_je38azr wrote
Did you look behind the couch?
D-redditAvenger t1_je1pe46 wrote
This is a pretty timeless look though.
HiddenHolding t1_je2vv65 wrote
She was my first celebrity crush...BECAUSE SPACE CAMP.
It's been (mostly) cute brainy brunettes for me ever since.
Also, she was super cute in Howard the Duck, which Lordy. Hard movie to get through. Except for Lea. Tweet-tweeu.
Baptor t1_je3nnaa wrote
Ah Space Camp! I wonder how many have actually seen that film? Most ridiculous premise I've ever heard, but as a space kid I ate it up. Looking back, Lea really showed her acting chops in that one because she totally sold the idea she was some kind of nerdy space-obsessed kid.
HiddenHolding t1_je3wqab wrote
I love the conflict she has about which wire to cut with Rudy (Larry B. Scott).
BrianosaurisTex t1_je4b5gv wrote
I loved that movie so much as a kid
egonsepididymitis t1_je8dlr6 wrote
When it 1st came out and over the next couple years, I watched Space Camp 30-40 times. It made me want to be an astronaut so asked parents if they could find a Space Camp in Southern CA. that i could go to (we had the money & lived 3 hours from LA, drove there all the time to visit relatives). They said no & kept saying no every time I asked (:
drye t1_je5msfx wrote
MAAAX...INNNNN....SPAAAAAAAACE.
(Robot talking to Jaoquin Phoenix/Max)
Drewlytics t1_je1oeet wrote
She was great until that weird incest movie.
bearfan15 t1_je1zl5k wrote
That's sounds disgusting. Which one?
Hbella456 t1_je35o50 wrote
We have to go Backwards to the time forward from Now to try to find out
thediesel26 t1_je30v3h wrote
Just so I make sure I never to run into it
MarquisInLV t1_je1pb7a wrote
I know. Howard the Duck was kind of a letdown.
[deleted] OP t1_je367jf wrote
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Audio_Track_01 t1_je3j93f wrote
Did no-one here watch Caroline In The City ? Hubba hubba.
JOE96924 t1_je1gtq0 wrote
You were....the world was a much better place in my opinion
Ch250Modder t1_je2fyj1 wrote
crowquillpen t1_je2ppu3 wrote
Actually she is still hot.
dscottj t1_je2bwud wrote
The trick, of course, is to be in the right era AND the right league. I got the first one. The second one? Not so much.
SentorialH1 t1_je2cce2 wrote
If you went outside, you might even see a real woman.
EMAGNIKUFESIN t1_je2i85v wrote
"You're my Ma! You're my Ma!! But you're ahh you're so ahh! You're so... THIN!!!!"
darrellbear t1_je33kmu wrote
She was in Jaws 3 a year or two before Back to the Future. She was a saucy little thing, ran around in a little bikini, yum.
no_more_passwords t1_je34txf wrote
Better yet she was fully nude in “All the right moves” with Tom Cruise in 1983
jrhooo t1_je354no wrote
You could buy a delorian
Jenetyk t1_je391ge wrote
Better get my suit pressed for the Fish Under the Sea Dance.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_je1z1xi wrote
This makes me glad I came of age in the 1980's. :)
Casualways t1_je1z77c wrote
Howard the duck nearly hit that
whatsupladiesimfrack t1_je277q0 wrote
Bird watching?
bluerodeosexshow t1_je2jz79 wrote
Ya I totally had the hots for Dennis the menace’s mom
[deleted] OP t1_je2m7se wrote
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bebop603 t1_je39ot2 wrote
Before low rise jeans, halter tops, thongs, belly button rings, and massive amounts of makeup were a big thing. Very natural and with a girl next door vibe. I also liked the 1980s.
Longjumping_Local910 t1_je5dcc4 wrote
Mmmm, halter tops. The type that fall off in Chemistry class. Yes, 45 yrs later I am thinking of you Mary!
Vladius28 t1_je3dzge wrote
She was so pretty
JayArrgh t1_je3eh0b wrote
Not gonna lie. The eighties were badass.
Vegetable_Lobster_99 t1_je3ie2f wrote
But Tom Cruise got to yeah. Damn him
Foktu t1_je3uiom wrote
It was a good time to be teenaging.
fritobugger t1_je3zqk2 wrote
She's just ducky!
SpecialpOps t1_je1fczt wrote
She could answer a princess phone with her toes.
mortarman0341 t1_je1hdfc wrote
You were, they were all that hot! Bad news, we are getting old…
RunBanditRun t1_je2bj5l wrote
The eighty’s were pretty cool till the Reagan set in. Kinda sucked there at the end
Fuckoffassholes t1_je2ewwm wrote
So just 1980?
RunBanditRun t1_je2m575 wrote
It took awhile for the crack epidemic to make a noticeable impact at least from my perspective
ironroad18 t1_je2p6wp wrote
Cries inner city tears
Playful-Excuse-8081 t1_je2k6o3 wrote
Howard the Duck
TheOgSamichMkr01 t1_je2n6wi wrote
I got a teacher that looks like she could be Lea Thompson's sister
Itisd t1_je2ntzc wrote
If only you had some sort of time machine, you could go back in time to 1985 and hang out with Lea Thompson.
whatdhell t1_je2p4pi wrote
Ha my dad and I stand like that with one leg propped up when we are talking. Like it’s instinct.
myfrigginagates t1_je2qqsc wrote
The 80s were awesome. At least the parts I remember are - '85-'87 is a bit sketchy.
ATX_rider t1_je2rdbw wrote
Yeah. She was smoking hot. Made that duck movie worth watching.
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Acidroots t1_je2rw3p wrote
She was smokin in Howard The Duck
bgplsa t1_je2t3dt wrote
I mean she’s still around 😍
morebeer4all t1_je2v2w9 wrote
Hot.
WolfThick t1_je2zkn5 wrote
When I met her on the set of wolverines she was talking about another movie she was going to make about dating. She was a very nice girl she told me that she used to be a ballerina and did some excellent stretches.
whatevertesla t1_je30f1r wrote
Mooom?!
fiatfighter t1_je35pgb wrote
I’m a Gen Xer and man was she the bees knees.
Heliumvoices t1_je384yz wrote
Every Penthouse magazine from the 70s ive ever seen made me realize i was born in the wrong time…and dont get me started with the music/films i love. Add the early 80s 83 being the cutoff and thats where i want to be. 70-83. Let me find the time machine.
JSONJSONJSON t1_je38hkw wrote
I love that movie she’s in where the creepy guy goes back in time to bone his mom.
Fabznz t1_je395d5 wrote
Yeah you'd have pulled that look off better OP.
Ruffler125 t1_je39a9u wrote
What's in this picture that we don't have now?
thinkmoreharder t1_je39tz0 wrote
You’re gonna wanna watch All the Right Moves, where she plays Tom cruise’s girlfriend.
jnnad t1_je3fhan wrote
She represented an age of innocence, cliche, that personified the 80's when I grew up. Fond memories!
No-Morning-2543 t1_je3fzmu wrote
A unique sort of beautiful
RussMan104 t1_je3k4nm wrote
Howard the Duck’s love interest. Quack! 🚀
False-Society-7567 t1_je3ml7x wrote
She had the “wholesome”look, down.
oa9589 t1_je3nstj wrote
No Caroline in the City fans on here?
themikeswitch t1_je3qton wrote
if you were born in that era you'd be closer to death
Byronzionist t1_je3t4e3 wrote
She's from my hometown
Amazinks t1_je3twuo wrote
Looking inwardly, I'm not cool today. I probably wouldn't have been cool back then either.
WeCaredALot t1_je3u9pj wrote
I love her outfit and how simple it is.
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MurderDoneRight t1_je47ec0 wrote
Imagine how many nerds will go back in time and try to sleep with her if time machines would be invented.
NormanRB t1_je492am wrote
Growing up in the 80's I always felt like Lea was 'that girl next door'. She always seemed sweet and kind in any role she played. I married a girl like that when I got older.
KiwiPrimal t1_je494s0 wrote
Why did she just fade away? She was in everything the 80’s and then it was just Caroline in the City in the 90’s and goneburger…
shaundisbuddyguy t1_je4apu8 wrote
She's a film director now and still adorable.
zero2tool t1_je4erqy wrote
She's also very kind. Met her at a convention where she talked to me for a really long time about BTF and Howard the Duck. She's a class act.
rjsquirrel t1_je4gqqz wrote
Absolute babe. Dimples to die for.
AdditionalCheetah354 t1_je4ipgc wrote
So many skinny healthy people back then.
mhern72 t1_je4lemo wrote
Her and Diane Lane…wow wee wee wa!
Breklin76 t1_je4oge0 wrote
She was a total BABE back then. I was not even hitting puberty when I first saw her and I was in love. Her and Drew Barrymore. Yowza!
TheKid_Suds t1_je4psng wrote
Mid
1m_Just_Visiting t1_je4u0j0 wrote
You’re contemplating your entire existence because some random woman leaned on a tree and took a picture?
Wow, are standards are real low these days, huh?
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drewbles82 t1_je5pak4 wrote
they were far more natural, not caked in make up, no fake slug size eyebrows, orange skin etc...my first girlfriend...her style was more Joey Potter, not a shred of make up and easily the most beautiful girl I ever dated
Steampunk_Dali t1_je5pdh1 wrote
I'm more inclined toward Elizabeth Shue
juice_box_hero t1_je5qhw2 wrote
Nah. Then you’d be old like me :(
Horbigast t1_je6hekp wrote
Was absolutely smitten with her in the mid eighties. Glad I never met her though. I would have been a jibbering idiot.
realanceps t1_je7mxtt wrote
the girl next door that never lived next door to you
The_Meme_Dealer t1_je2uvgn wrote
Man I wish she was my mom if you know what I mean
FourOpposums t1_je324bz wrote
The '80s were such a great time. People were still optimistic, bands wrote their own songs, venereal diseases weren't fatal, people socialized face to face and conspiracy theory loving clowns were confined to basements, not the white house and supreme Court.
Chriskl1520 t1_je33ill wrote
Damn! She might have been born in the wrong era too with those prehistoric hangers coming out of those pants
Videodrome75 t1_je3ljk4 wrote
Didn't know she was in Carpenter's Halloween.
AZJenniferJames t1_je3xyhq wrote
Obviously you need to go back to the future.
two_sleep t1_je4bz61 wrote
Lol bruh she average
Bmacku t1_je2iot0 wrote
that’s bc you were born in wrong era
Substantial_Act3036 t1_je2muzg wrote
Nothing wrong with her, but she never made me swoon.
Niklaus19 t1_je2tkcy wrote
Ok oedipus
dee_berg t1_je2xoh4 wrote
The 80s were a definitively not cool time.
7empestOGT92 t1_je3ffvx wrote
If you get up to 88 mph you might be able to go see her in the 80s
Charlie_upcat t1_je358he wrote
She’s a Boomer
Miserable-Driver-218 t1_je26qcb wrote
Fucking weird ass pose 🤔
12thFlr t1_je3mjl9 wrote
The flat booty Judy era is a No for me dawg….can’t believe dudes were jerking off to ironing boards back in the day.
Relaxedtiger330 t1_je1y5wt wrote
The 1980’s wasn’t nirvana,sure the women were more natural and plentiful but that era had it’s issues,now the peace love dove of earth mamas birkenstock earth shoe wearing free spirits now that was an era,doobie and boonesfarm yum!
HappyHighwayman t1_je1w3vn wrote
She's no more attractive than women today
[deleted] OP t1_je2f6fc wrote
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theemmyk t1_je36rzq wrote
She was so plain. I never understood her appeal.
Euphoric-Carry1725 t1_je2dcrm wrote
I think she's less attractive tbh
Fuckoffassholes t1_je2f7vc wrote
"Women today" have the same DNA as "women then." Styles and attitudes have changed but physical characteristics have not.
would-be_bog_body t1_je3a60j wrote
Young women now are the daughters of the hypothetical 80s beauties these guys are talking about; I don't really see how much could have changed in a generation
HappyHighwayman t1_je2dz6o wrote
It’s all subjective this is just someone’s fantasy post
FitSeeker1982 t1_je1qia7 wrote
She probably wouldn’t fuck you in any era…