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FrenchMaisNon t1_j1wgywb wrote

How about a super gay artist with dancers dressed with only short shorts, shoulder pads and a helmet grinding each other for 45 minutes?

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nokumura t1_j1xdyvl wrote

I think Charli XCX has something else going on that night.

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LawdyDaa t1_j1y6lb8 wrote

Lil nas would put on a show but also make the majority of the football crowd very insecure lol

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Crummyregent052 t1_j1zhlww wrote

Shit I was thinking Elton John but then I remembered he's English so the NFL probably doesn't want him and vice versa.

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LawdyDaa t1_j20int9 wrote

I can see it now, Elton John making foot-ball jokes as banter between songs. “Where’s the goal posts? Boys, I don’t think this field is regulation size. Silly Americans. Anyway, here’s tiny dancer.”

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Crummyregent052 t1_j20p4d3 wrote

Dammit now I genuinely want Elton John to play the Superbowl halftime show.

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