It seems that there really are only a few ways people do it. One word, maybe “the” or a plural of. Two words generally set up with a noun as the basis (animal, thing, place, etc) and some sort of modifier or addition. Already existing terms or phrases(Snail Mail, Slackjaw). Or something ridiculous, like the band with an acronym of various bad words with a bunch of x’s in between each letter, or like the broken penis orchestra. Another way is to make it punny or rhyme or be nice to say so that it isn’t off putting. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Bananarama. Symbols or using non written ones like the band that is !!!, but pronounced in some specific vocals I believe. So, is there not some other, actually appealing approach. Obviously it’s hard to get away from using words and it remaining appealing. I get why mashing an adjective over a noun works. Electric Wizard is a solid band name. I get how one word works and hits well. Beatles, strokes, smiths. Especially just using a regular everyday word. Cough, Heart, Poison, Tool. But I wouldn’t click on a band with Morse code, then a colon followed by three random words in girl boss font. No matter how good that bluegrass band was, i don’t know if I’d get over a ridiculous name. Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard somehow works. But four regular words pushes it, even if they made a coherent phrase. Is there any other way, or is it kinda just that. It’s either ridiculous or one of the two or maybe three standards?
Edit: other categories: -using names of historical figures, celebrities, and characters. Using them as puns as well.
ChipChester t1_jechehe wrote
There is no finer band name than: Ümlaut and the Fish Mongers.