Roads of MaineSubmitted by bubbastars t3_10w0wg8 in Maine
Fun-Gap4015 t1_j7lnlvl wrote
Reply to comment by LobstahHandsEsq in Roads of Maine by bubbastars
Thats not true don't lie.
There is no human population in Northern Maine. It's just moose and lobsters. Those aren't dirt roads, those are the paths left by the lobsters marching ever onwards to the sea.
Northern maine is not a place for simple children it is a place where mainers go to earn their cut off muffler, their chin strap beards and three finger pinches. Be warned mortal there are no roads because there is no way back.
opuntina t1_j7lxo3r wrote
The musso/lobster war is the greatest travesty of the north woods.
Bazyli_Kajetan t1_j7raxj8 wrote
Since the pork and beans war, lost a good bear that day
LobstahHandsEsq t1_j7n01ly wrote
Shhh. We have to find a way to lure the people from away there. How else will we sacrifice them to the lobsters??
Fun-Gap4015 t1_j7n8zas wrote
Muauahahahaha.
smokinLobstah t1_j7oxbiv wrote
There be monstahs there.
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