Submitted by RubberWishbone t3_z147ge in Maine
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IamSauerKraut t1_ix8yb40 wrote
Billy Poop? Is that how you pronounce his name?
Ok.
For evermore shalt it be.
weakenedstrain t1_ix8yzms wrote
Maine G-O-Poop really scraping the bottom of the bucket these days. Just make sure not to scrape ANY bucket handed to you by Billy Bob.
What a shitty choice.
TraditionalPiccolo28 t1_ix8zfoz wrote
Gotta admit, I chuckled while reading the article. I'm definitely a Mainah with generations in the dirt and this is the stuff I expect here. It's crude, gross and dumb but it makes for a really funny headline and some humorous conversions.
New_Sun6390 t1_ix8zsw9 wrote
We should all be very, very afraid. Again, is this the best the Republicans could do?
satanshark t1_ix91b47 wrote
That family is ass clowns up and down the tree.
Twerks4Jesus t1_ix9304t wrote
Was it his or someone else’s?
Glass-Management-867 t1_ix93cnq wrote
>I'm definitely a Mainah
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You know how I know you're not a Mainer?
SemaphoreBingo t1_ix93t1h wrote
You can't dust for poop.
DamienSalvation t1_ix93tos wrote
How many bans you gonna evade, bro
FatRedDragons t1_ix93tsq wrote
Spelled "definitely" right?
Twerks4Jesus t1_ix941ka wrote
I’m confused why this man had a bucket of poop ready to throw.
Wald0_17 t1_ix9b6bs wrote
Really one of those things, you know, the authorities said best leave it...unsolved.
Lieutenant_Joe t1_ix9d28b wrote
Sucks. I voted for the guy he ran against. Dude was a lot like Angus King. I’d much rather have had him than this dunce.
RubberWishbone OP t1_ix9fnrb wrote
I thought he ran unopposed?
Lieutenant_Joe t1_ix9fs2p wrote
I’m fairly confident I saw Joe Wagner’s name under his on that ballot.
Edit: I’m wrong. He was running against Heidi Sampson, who is even worse. Which means Heidi won another term.
I apologize to everyone on behalf of her district.
Glass-Management-867 t1_ix9hvb3 wrote
Do you upvote people saying "Ching Chong" when they mock a Chinese accent?
gtmbphillyloo t1_ix9jeyp wrote
People are really surprised to hear this?
That is exactly the kind of classy behavior I expect from any republican candidate.
Trilliam_West t1_ix9kib9 wrote
Hw ate $30 of Taco Bell. Be glad it was only one bucket.
NyquilBasedBroth t1_ix9ma7k wrote
I'm fighting for my life in a "rest"room and this made me chuckle a bit, thank you
DamienSalvation t1_ix9omo5 wrote
Mainers make fun of their own accents all the fucking time
DidDunMegasploded t1_ix9rr9w wrote
You know how I know you're not a Mainer?
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When you don't realize that Mainers are laid-back about their accents and jokes surrounding them.
priceless37 t1_ix9u09t wrote
This guy sounds like a typical republican candidate. A boisterous idiot who thinks he knows more than experts, because he saw it on a conspiracy site. A criminal that votes against the worker while claiming family values. Yep a typical republican candidate..
SummerBirdsong t1_ix9vper wrote
Billy Bonobo Faulkingham
demalo t1_ix9zeqa wrote
Feels like it should have been r/atetheonion…
bubalusarnee t1_ix9zxry wrote
His opinion's worth two of your facts
Nomadbytrade t1_ixa2mze wrote
What facts did they get wrong?
SeniorBootLance t1_ixa36be wrote
It’s been an hour bro, you good? #rip
priceless37 t1_ixa37fi wrote
According to a brainwashed republicans all facts are wrong. They only believe those alternative facts, AKA lies.
bubalusarnee t1_ixa3ar6 wrote
Aside from misreading my intent, they wore their thin skin out in public today.
You here to take offense on their behalf lol?
SagesseBleue t1_ixa3e6e wrote
Sounds like this guy is very pro Amendment "Number Two."
NyquilBasedBroth t1_ixa5e46 wrote
no, still fighting the good fight
LawDogSavy t1_ixa6rmp wrote
This is stellar. Congrats 👏
Nomadbytrade t1_ixaam2h wrote
What was your " intent " ?
Nomadbytrade t1_ixab0u3 wrote
Hes already backtracking saying you " just didnt get his intent "
Which is weird cause 1 you didnt respond, and 2 if it was a joke it was fucking brain dead, and ill get a kick out of asking him to explain it.
Lets wait and see how he plays this out.
bubalusarnee t1_ixabu0b wrote
it had nothing to do with anyone here being "wrong". That was your word, not mine.
Did you need a hand with anything else?
IamSauerKraut t1_ixad47c wrote
eeewwwww
Nomadbytrade t1_ixady2q wrote
What did it have to do with? Youre trying to weasel out of your stupid comment, that didnt even make sense. Just say " i have no idea what i was trying to say, i just dont agree with them because left "
bubalusarnee t1_ixafjle wrote
I'm trying to what now?
Why should I clarify when you're having such sport telling me.
I'm your blank canvas, tell me more about how I can serve your imagination and rage monster dear sir.
Also, when you check my comment out once your cortisol levels drop, I assure you, you'll be all.... "oh, I get it now".
bubalusarnee t1_ixag0od wrote
on the off chance I am incorrect about that last part, count the fucks I give with both hands in your pockets.
SeelieForest t1_ixagnc4 wrote
Well, to be fair... most politicians deal in slinging crap around.
TraditionalPiccolo28 t1_ixal4tw wrote
😂 thank you for this, made me chuckle
hike_me t1_ixamynm wrote
It was an obvious joke making fun of republicans that think their opinion is as valid or more valid than facts that contradict said opinion
Yourbubblestink t1_ixapdoi wrote
At first glance he looks like a guy with a relationship to beer.
Nomadbytrade t1_ixaq5xx wrote
Mmmm idk he seemed pretty serious. But hey. Ive been wooshed plenty of times.
esspants t1_ixars25 wrote
Such a shame. Joe's a good guy, history teacher, very cool headed fellow. But Sampson is a name in a hard district.
farts_in_the_breeze t1_ixaukr8 wrote
That's a real shitty joke.
Born_in_Maine t1_ixav9zu wrote
Polititians talk shit all the time. At least this guy throws what he says.
FatRedDragons t1_ixayq0c wrote
Wow, you're an ACTUAL douchebag? I thought you were trying to make a relevant joke. Ayuht. I fell for it like a deeyah stovin up the ol lady's cahh
BeholderBalls t1_ixb15p5 wrote
This is my family and it’s really not. Bad branch though
bfdTerp t1_ixb5l9q wrote
Billy Bob ran against Roy Gott. If you know Roy he has a personality of a rock. Not exactly someone inspiring to vote for.
AmericanMinotaur t1_ixbemea wrote
I… don’t know if I should find this funny or be disturbed.
Emp3r0r_01 t1_ixc70gl wrote
Looks like Bubs a typical Republican… can’t explain his stupid comments and he has to act out.
uniqueshell t1_ixc7i2a wrote
And the people in his district that elected him will defend him and their choices because libs
TraditionalPiccolo28 t1_ixc9osj wrote
Tis okay, bub, he's just a friggin' jack off, ayuh
randomman2071983 t1_ixcj3xi wrote
Seriously so many white guys with circle beards are just so, errr, shitty. Why is that?
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Guygan t1_ix8wad7 wrote
/r/NotTheOnion