Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

SwvellyBents t1_iu6i1ew wrote

If we attend, will we be alive and physically intact at the end of the party?

68

[deleted] OP t1_iu6i449 wrote

[deleted]

9

Wooden_Ad6947 t1_iu6ts8p wrote

I WANT to believe a stranger on the internet is inviting me over for a Halloween party with no intentions of harvesting my organs.. but DO I?

7

MSCOTTGARAND t1_iu6lm9o wrote

These Gen Z serial killers are so lazy. Back in my day if you wanted to kill strangers you drove all over the pacific northwest to do it.

45

16F4 t1_iu6kzzi wrote

Why does this sound like a pitch for just about every horror film ever?

16

derpmcperpenstein t1_iu6lj4h wrote

Ball gags, clown porn, and brownie mix??? 😁

5

16F4 t1_iu6ln7b wrote

Dammit! I’m in!

3

kintokae t1_iu6tpw4 wrote

You had me at ball gags. Lost me at clown porn, but brownie mix and easy bake ovens….it’s like icing on the cake.

2

[deleted] OP t1_iu6lovy wrote

[deleted]

3

16F4 t1_iu6ltke wrote

Of course, that’s what a psycho axe-wielding murderer would say, wouldn’t they?

6

Substantial-Treat-99 t1_iu6o72m wrote

This reminds me of that time I drove into my apartment complex blasting Tom Petty’s American Girl, and that guy with the broken arm needed help with his couch.

12

16F4 t1_iu6u3e9 wrote

Just please don’t threaten the poodle.

4

Antnee83 t1_iu6n50s wrote

hmmmm...

I'm gonna guess you're in a band, and shooting a video, and want a crowd?

11

LonelyHeart2022 t1_iu6mk4r wrote

I've seen this movie. You show up knock on the door then next thing you know you waking up in a 15ft deep hole with someone yelling it "rubs the lotion on it's skin."

10

muchomojotx t1_iu6jdb6 wrote

I'm Texas, will you buy me a plane ticket?

9

SunBlindFool t1_iu6hq2c wrote

lol, why even throw a party if you don't have any friends willing to attend?

5

[deleted] OP t1_iu6i2ki wrote

[deleted]

5

SunBlindFool t1_iu6jegl wrote

I understand, i've thrown parties before where barely anyone showed up and was just really awkward. If it were tomorrow I might have checked it out for free but can't tonight.

1

DidDunMegasploded t1_iu6ricq wrote

I'm curious about the timeline that led to this crazy last-minute planning. Did something happen where every single invitee declined or was this just poor planning on your end?

5

vayloo10 t1_iu6sazj wrote

How many people showed up??

4

maine64 t1_iu6sktg wrote

student zombie movie?

4

MrsMurphysChowder t1_iu6kibq wrote

Drat! Currently taking care of family in Massachusetts. Would have come if it was tomorrow.

3

LonelyHeart2022 t1_iu6murb wrote

Lol that made me laugh. Thank you sir🤝

3

SwvellyBents t1_iu6owj3 wrote

Who will be playing Jamie Lee Curtiss' role?

3

dbboutin t1_iu6xm3t wrote

Wow!!!! It’s getting harder and harder to get people to attend MLM sessions

3

MrHoonigan802 t1_iu6x51n wrote

Post YouTube videos of your band op

2

PlentyCommission166 t1_iu6xhcg wrote

Two hours away and my middle aged ass just saw this while reading in bed. I hope you all have fun and post pics!

2

pkafan4lyfe t1_iu6pm6r wrote

Bummer I’m working tomorrow morning

1

smashdelete t1_iu6sqw3 wrote

I’m smoking weed in Winslow, I’m couch locked tho haha

1

Dr_Clout t1_iu6qhlm wrote

Cashapp me first and we’ll talk friend

0