Submitted by schaefercmatthew t3_127s6iw in LifeProTips
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You almost got me ya silly goose.
Silly nickeypants. Only 30 days in March.
It's the only day in March.
LPT, take the right marketing campaign seriously and sue the company over failure to deliver.
Real LPT in the comments.
Anyone knows what happened the guy who sued Axe, for not getting the ''Axe Effect'' and being single for a decade ?
He got axed
Unfortunately they'll probably cite the mountain dew case as a reason to side with the company.
"Where's my elephant?"
That's why I want to die in April's first (not tommorow, don't send me a suicide bot pls). Just to give my family a trouble over telling the news around.
Annoying in life, annoying in death
My mother is born april 1st. My grandpa and his brothers always prank each other all the time, so no one believed him when he called to say grandma had given birth :D
What family are you speaking of?
Insert: ask your mother
YOU ARE IN DANGERRRRRrrrrrRrrr
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That's why I didn't believe the news about Mitch Hedberg. RIP
I don't believe them any day. Why would tomorrow be any different?
You can't fool me. I'll believe 'em all!
With all the ish going on right now, I’d just like to cancel April Fool’s Day entirely. Thanks.
you can say shit, you are not a rap song edited for daytime radio
I know. It was intended to be a lighthearted comment, even though I meant it.
Especially with the tornados that are likely coming to the south east USA tonight after we got hammered last weekend too
I remember the news of mitch hedberg passing got released on april fools day by his girlfriend.
This seems on par for r/LifeProTips
Op is probably in the eastern hemisphere where it's already April 1st. This is their April 1st prank
My due date is today, I’m still pregnant, and I am legitimately concerned that if this one is born tomorrow we’ll have to preface and/or hold off the announcement.
Unlike every other day of the year when people never lie on social media or in marketing campaigns
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Pain in the arse living in Australia. It's October 1st here, and we get 2 days of it
oh right hahaha took me a sec to get it :D
Bet you are real fun at parties.
I thought we were all too depressed to care.
You shut up, In-n-Out is TOTALLY coming to Detroit
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I forget to buy puts on the market every year March 31st.
And if someone posts the Mufasa "It's Friday then" dance, don't get excited because it's already Saturday.
What about someone who says the government doesn’t have a responsibility to make sure it’s kids are fed?
“In today’s news, there were no fatal shootings at schools across America!”
… GOT’EM, APRIL 1ST IS A SATURDAY!!
LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns the day after tomorrow
True facts I work for Lenny & Larry’s and we are marketing our new Pot Brownie tomorrow.
Just stay off the Internet tomorrow. That's what I'm doing, soooo much gaming.
But that corn cob pizza crust was real though, right?
Guys believe it all it’s be way funnier
If you're an anime fan don't believe any announcements today instead. Except for the fact that Princess connect re:dive global is shutting down if you play it.
I used to live for pranks and April Fool’s Day! Really loved it! Then I turned 15.
Point being, adults who engage in this stuff and look forward to it strike me as kind of weird. The world is messed up enough as it is. Why make anyone suffer more?
So my ex who called and said that she has herpes is just a joke?
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LPT: Stay off the internet tomorrow. Fixed it for you.
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Don't believe anyone or anything,not even this Post
I'm just looking forward to another video from lockpickinglawyer.
My daughter's birthday is tomorrow. It was a little frustrating explaining to family at 5am.
But April 2 is a normal day.
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Better LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns.
Thanks for the reminder! I believe everything.
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nickeypants t1_jefv1xq wrote
What's so special about March 32?