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aknabi t1_ja7mg2d wrote

Well we should celebrate that then

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SmackEh t1_ja7azlr wrote

With jokes like this, you're sure to remain celibate for a long time.

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Cybear_Tron t1_jabovbn wrote

I am pretty certain, with jokes like this, you will never cease to be not celibate. I think you should not celebrate that.

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[deleted] t1_ja79vf5 wrote

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CleaveIshallnot t1_ja868cb wrote

Don't know if this joke would work for our special & precious friends across the Pacific ... sorry, Atlantic Ocean who live in cities in the U.K.

It'd be nice not to engage in a cycle of non cents cuz it's not central to the joke, and it comes at a price, & as it perpetuates the argument circle.

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czl t1_ja786vf wrote

Humor from the last century?

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silverclovd t1_ja78fny wrote

Hey man, just drop your two cents and cease your presence on this post. In certain times, verbal celebacy is the right way.

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Skipper3943 t1_ja7ckdw wrote

Don't forget to tell that to Cedric.

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[deleted] t1_ja9sxey wrote

Cedric Diggory (harry potter reference lol)

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Myself_Moody t1_ja7my07 wrote

The thing that is funnier than the joke is that the majority of people are trying to tell different words where C is pronounced as S. Didn't even get the joke, these people. 😂

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judojoker t1_ja7us1y wrote

I honestly don't get it

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1ntere5t1ng t1_ja7xqmd wrote

The second line contains "certain" which also contains a c that's pronounced like s

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judojoker t1_ja7yeue wrote

Oh okay I thought there was more too it I wasn't getting lol

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1ntere5t1ng t1_ja7yjkz wrote

Nope

But you've got my serious sympathies as a fellow overthinker

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strythicus t1_ja960yw wrote

Good joke. Nice and concise.

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Bodgerton t1_ja86utd wrote

I wouldn't wanna censor you this century, but centurion and centennial certainly qualify

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420247Tye t1_ja88hlh wrote

Certifiably wrong

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Margold420 t1_ja904y8 wrote

Cent, central, center, century, centennial, etc. Censor

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NotAMinuteRide t1_ja9cn7w wrote

Now now, try to act civil everyone.

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NotAMinuteRide t1_ja9dbuu wrote

No, not docile, just be nice, and accept the concept that one can make mistakes. No need to access this subject with violence.

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rejectednocomments t1_ja9jb5o wrote

Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart

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manualshifting t1_jaah4kj wrote

You're shaking my confidence daily.

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please to come home.

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ChazManianDevilPA t1_jaau4sd wrote

Surely you jest? No, and stop calling me Shirley!

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Nuf-Said t1_jabgded wrote

And sugar is the only word in the English language that is spelled su, but pronounced sh. And of that I’m sure.

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Serious_Camera_7039 t1_ja8hydj wrote

You should cease making memes until you have enough information on the topics.

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waste97 t1_ja9gr8n wrote

Reading this broke me. Had to lie down and stare at the ceiling for a while.

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2manyCnames t1_ja9l4pc wrote

Not sure that I can accept this

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GustaveTheSteel t1_ja9okpk wrote

Cell, Semi-perfect Cell, and Perfect Cell

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boogalooboyo1 t1_ja9xmt7 wrote

Damn. I realise now I must have been supporting Glasgow Keltic for years!

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ganslooker t1_jaa4ghx wrote

Mr. Kincella says otherwise

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Shaabloips t1_jaa51q1 wrote

If I had a cent for every time somebody said this I'd be rich!

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Celifera t1_jaacufz wrote

Seems like you made this up, could you list your citations?

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GeniusMike t1_jaaf87j wrote

There are so many more than that. Thus I prefer the sugar/sure version of this joke

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czndra67 t1_jaap06a wrote

cesarean. celestial. celebrity.

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Nateco1221 t1_jab5rno wrote

Alright, at first I didn't laugh, but then I did.

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CWIuDT t1_jabb2wc wrote

I think that’s a pretty casual answer.

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CWIuDT t1_jabbgpd wrote

With exceptions

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Bo-Nobody t1_jabrojg wrote

I guess that makes cell space a special place.

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Proud_kiwi49 t1_jabrq1q wrote

60 years ago, my English teacher taught me that C was pronounced as an S when followed by an e, i or y. I believe that it is still valid.

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Snoo_49500 t1_jac0f2l wrote

This cynical joke is a cynosure to celebrate on a city's citadel but cycling through this sub next week to see it cited by a cis celibate will certifiably circle around to my two cents of cyanide, Cinderella.

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Hpobjoy t1_jac7n1w wrote

There is centre, central, census. So maybe it could be that if a word starts with CE, then it is pronounced S?

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Imogynn t1_ja790fa wrote

Well that's a nice little cycle isn't it.

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[deleted] t1_ja9stx1 wrote

There’s also cereal, circle, circumference, certain, and center

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Candan55 t1_jaaq60x wrote

The circular centipede in the city near the circus played the cymbal until he sold his celery for many cents

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d01phi t1_jabjizj wrote

Certainly certified by citings in centuries of circular letters

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