Submitted by Disastrous_Onion_411 t3_10m2789 in Jokes
ManElectro t1_j60ijlv wrote
I asked my mom, sister, aunt, and grandma why incest is so common in Alabama, but they didn't know. I should probably ask more than one person though.
Look_Specific t1_j61rpf1 wrote
Give me 6!
magaloopaloopo t1_j632gtc wrote
r/unexpectedfactorial
TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 t1_j6728cq wrote
Ooh. Cool subbreddit. I love math.
FireDestroyer52 t1_j63l7fz wrote
lobo1217 t1_j6274yx wrote
I checked and all of those are just not possible... it's that's my problem with it.
smurficus103 t1_j62cve9 wrote
You wouldn't go back in time and fuck your own grandma, would you, morty? You'd be your own grandpa. We'd have to go back and steal you, as a baby, and have you raised by your mom, morty.
But, rick, that's what I've been saying, my grandma is actually my mom that traveled back in time, and gave birth to me
And you fucked her?! What's wrong with you?
I didnt know! But, she did have twins, herself and i
Oh, morty, what the fuck?! You fucked your own grandma mom AND daughter?!
She's my sister too, rick. She's my sister, too...
lobo1217 t1_j62d0fr wrote
Oh, love rick and morty. I wonder if the show will survive.
smurficus103 t1_j62df28 wrote
I edited it because it took a bit of rework lol
OneHumanPeOple t1_j63u682 wrote
It’ll survive and be better than before.
Knives530 t1_j64yfs7 wrote
I honestly think this will be the case as well. Justins episodes have always been the weakest, and the cross over humor he brings to his shows is always the cringiest.
OneHumanPeOple t1_j652rxg wrote
Agreed. His humor is about be outlandishly perverted which lands differently now. The one thing we might miss is episodes like interdimensional cable where he’s just drunk in a sound booth making up random shit like Gazorpazorpfield just spewing random insults at John. I imagine an impressionist they hire as a voice actor wouldn’t be expected to create in that way. But that one guy (tik tok fella idk his name) does seem to be able to ad-lib very well and genuinely understand the characters
PiggyPhaggot t1_j63zozo wrote
Has anyone asked if the bitch was asking for it? Sometimes a little trip down the stairs is just what some people need regardless of gender.
Open_Librarian_823 t1_j6363e8 wrote
Nope, woke wanker cancel culture has arrived to that show.
lobo1217 t1_j6376g8 wrote
Dude, I don't disagree with the firing of the actor if he has done a lot of shit. I just wonder how well they explain rick changing voice, because they will explain it, and it needs to make sense. The character will inevitably change.
Open_Librarian_823 t1_j63g6rt wrote
Self righteous pitch fork frail generation
jjhope2019 t1_j65g08h wrote
So they’ve decided not to work with someone charged with domestic abuse? Please, feel free to explain how that’s “woke”… and while you’re at it, offer up what “woke” means to you as well..? 🫠
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No_idea112 t1_j62qmtu wrote
Which episode is this drim
imdfantom t1_j62e4e3 wrote
Yeah, sister and grandma are in conflict.
Sister implies that your father is your mother's father too.
Grandma implies you mother is your father's mother too.
Schroedinger's parentage I guess.
Edit: we are only talking about genetic relatives here, no legal loopholes please, these don't count as relatives for the purposes of this scenario
Korchagin t1_j62t9c5 wrote
It works if you accept somewhat weak meanings:
Mom - mother, grandma - grandfather's wife, (half) sister - grandfather=father, aunt - grandfather is her mother's brother.
Motokorth t1_j62sev9 wrote
Dad knocked up your sister, now she is your sister and mother. Then she married her grandfather, so now your grandmother
imdfantom t1_j62vnq0 wrote
Eh, not really satisfying tbh.
If you accept this definition of grandmother, the situation could be entirely not incestous.
A man adopts an adult woman, then she adopts him, then they are both adopted by a third person. Then the original two adopt you.
The conditions are satisfied without any incest.
ExplorerStraight1516 t1_j64tsss wrote
AND THEN...
JaggedTheDark t1_j67bjsv wrote
If your father and mother divorce, and then dad marries grandma on mom's side, and then mom marries grandpa on dad's side it's possible.
Genetically impossible, legally it's weird as fuck.
TheCardinalKing t1_j62u2v4 wrote
It is.
So your father has a daughter with his mother and then has you with his daughter-sister, making your her your mother-sister-aunt. She then marries your grandpa, becoming your grandma now too.
lobo1217 t1_j637e6g wrote
No no no... I don't take marriage into account. I'm talking about biological mothers and fathers
TheCardinalKing t1_j63um6s wrote
Hmm... trickier, but still possible.
So your mother makes love to her father and gives birth to a son. She then has a child with her son, which is you.
She is your mother as she directly gave birth to you.
She is your sister for being the sibling to your father, who is also your sibling.
She is your aunt for being your father's sister.
She is your grandmother for being the mother of your father.
lobo1217 t1_j65rvlb wrote
All correct apart from sister. She is NOT your sister. Your father is your "half brother", and I would call your mother and your father also half siblings to each other, but that doesn't make your mother your biological sibling. Your mother would be your sibling-in-law.
TheCardinalKing t1_j66ox54 wrote
I guess your mom would be your half-sister, but it's the closest I could get if we want her to be your grandma too while keeping blood-relation. I think managing to keep everyone being blood-related is good enough.
lobo1217 t1_j6711oa wrote
Good enough?!?!
Swedzilla t1_j64xbil wrote
But I am my own grandpa
k-laz t1_j63hcag wrote
I think I have it, but its convoluted
Mom has sex with her dad and has kid: mother and sister (same father as sister)
Mom is married to her dad's father: grandmother (wife of dad's father)
Dad had sex with his mother to make mom: aunt (mom is dad's sister - same mother)
Hmm, I see someone beat me to it. Oh, well.
oldsmoBuick67 t1_j629qj8 wrote
Would Uncle Daddy know?
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j60tgor wrote
*mic drop*
caveti t1_j6356pf wrote
Why can't murders be solved in Alabama?
They share the same DNA
pacawac t1_j63woac wrote
One day, I was fucking my sister and she said, " you fuck just like dad!"
I said, "I know. Mom told me."
Intrepid_Tank_7453 t1_j65ifkg wrote
I think I love you
JBYTuna t1_j631t3v wrote
Incest: the game the whole family can play!
iamricardosousa t1_j633rlm wrote
It took this one comment to finally make me understand the fucking "they" pronoun.
Thank you for that.
xMilesManx t1_j63qxn0 wrote
>I asked my mom, sister, aunt, and grandma why incest is so common in Alabama, but she didn’t know.
FTFY
xeonjackson t1_j62opgb wrote
/r/TheRealJoke
frittierthuhn t1_j62xmti wrote
How does that even work
deamon12210 t1_j63i30u wrote
Bro, Sis, Ma, and Dad might understand, after the reassignment operation.
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Bugtotes t1_j62wdfz wrote
Was her name herpaghonnasyphlarheiaids?
Pearls_B4_Swine95 t1_j63y77v wrote
Alabama circumcision...you kick their sister in the mouth
Bagatur98 t1_j64322p wrote
Wait how does that work? I mean mom and aunt are easy, she is your dad's sister. But how is she your sister or grandmother
cherryhilljawnz t1_j64w2m0 wrote
That is called a triple cousin
Professional_Weird31 t1_j658384 wrote
Best reply!!
CaterpillarHuge4491 t1_j61qiul wrote
It's not
SillyServe5773 t1_j62i1vy wrote
possible
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