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semiloki t1_j5rdgub wrote

I thought it was if the car breaks you aren't still paying for it 18 years later.

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Chaytup t1_j5tt3tx wrote

Tell that to the kids in basic training with their 30% apr challengers

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Xenu66 t1_j5r92tk wrote

It's less embarrassing when you pull out and the cars still in the garage

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SpinalPrizon t1_j5r8s9k wrote

At least with one of them you could claim insurance when an accident occurred.

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TammyL8 t1_j5rqfsq wrote

The car can accommodate more than one prick.

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Bentup85 t1_j5rb59q wrote

I came in one today

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oneaccountaday t1_j5rbkbt wrote

“Damn it Billy! Stop doing that in the Subaru!!”

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CalEPygous OP t1_j5r7pn3 wrote

Or, they'll let you test drive a car.

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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5ryrfq wrote

You use one to pick up eggs and the other to avoid them.

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[deleted] t1_j5tj1uu wrote

If there was a market for used condoms, would it be called a 2nd cum shop???

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[deleted] t1_j5rf9st wrote

Condoms prevent kids. Cars run over them

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Traevia t1_j5sprte wrote

Technically they both prevent kids.

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[deleted] t1_j5sqdyj wrote

Good luck finding 12 people that think prevention and death by grill marks to the dome are technically the same.

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SprinksBrinks t1_j5rg3fp wrote

It's expensive when you break a rubber?

Edit: Oh you said difference

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FakeBenson t1_j5rq928 wrote

I don't enjoy poking holes in cars.

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Rip_claw_76 t1_j5ree92 wrote

If you don't know then I suggest not sleeping with anyone

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NDodma01 t1_j5rhjoh wrote

The condom makers don’t try to pull the wool over your eyes

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BadassDad42 t1_j5sgac2 wrote

It’s not embarrassing admitting the car is too big.

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Boy_Possession t1_j5tcvhv wrote

When a car breaks, it's a few months of money.

When a condom breaks, its many years.

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watdafuknow t1_j5u1rb4 wrote

If it's a Range Rover, no difference. They are both for stuck up cunts

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DuZZasH007 t1_j5r7wbm wrote

Can say both are accident prone * things

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Starfish-Story t1_j5slbzk wrote

Unlucky guys only use manual transmission.

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[deleted] t1_j5snhj1 wrote

Without a car, u go get a loan. Without condom, you get to deposit. Interest coming up in 9 months.

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DeadwoodNative t1_j5sqtt7 wrote

My wife’s trying to sell a high-mileage Vulva

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TheGreatAut t1_j5tc182 wrote

I don't put my dick in a condom

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DecentCompany1539 t1_j5tt48i wrote

Used condom market value is proportional to value of former owner.

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DutchOfBurdock t1_j5ujeng wrote

What do you call a condom stuck to a ceiling? Pissed off.

What do you call a condom stuck to a window? Condomsation.

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ziksy9 t1_j5sa5qu wrote

Condoms stop accidents.

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drowned_beliefs t1_j5sr0o0 wrote

One parks on a driveway and the other drives on a parkway.

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Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j5t91g3 wrote

Difference is that my car fills in my entire garage when I put it in.

When I put condom covered thing into where it is meant to go in, it doesn’t fill the space at all..

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