Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
zen-shen t1_j5y04u4 wrote
Reply to comment by Steenies in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
BUT are there any differences in blowjob techniques between chimps and monkeys?
Steenies t1_j5y07c6 wrote
I feel there's a PhD thesis in there. Go forth and discover, for science!
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yhx4s wrote
I, in good conscience, must upvote all of this...
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxs1q wrote
Might not be a thesis but definitely an oral exam.
KhunDavid t1_j5yo10b wrote
From what I’ve read about chimps, during the blow job by the chimp, your dick would be violently ripped off of you by its teeth.
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxvwn wrote
Ha, jokes on you. My dick doesn't have teeth.
[deleted] t1_j5yxdmq wrote
Thanks Joe Rogan for that stirring mental image
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