Submitted by ScienceRulez33 t3_zzmzlr in Jokes
The doctor fainted.
Submitted by ScienceRulez33 t3_zzmzlr in Jokes
The doctor fainted.
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Baaaaaad
What about when Old Macdonald had a farm? ZOWIE!
With or without mint jelly?
A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.
Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.
After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one day the chief's daughter gives birth to a white child.
Infuriated but not ungrateful for what the missionary has done for the village, he gives him one chance to explain himself in private.
The young man, who is innocent, tells him "I have nothing to do with it, it is just a hazard of the genetics. It's the same as with sheeps, most of them are white but sometimes a black one is born for no reason".
The chief steps back a little, gives a frightened look to the missionary, then whispers : "Ok, I won't say a word about my daugther, but don't you tell anyone about the sheep"
Can you explain it to me. I do not get it.
Not Joseph?
The chief is fucking the sheep, as shown by the black sheep.
The doctor said not ewe again
She passed her plate to have a little more
The doctor was disgusted!
Mary had a little lamb
The butcher killed it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread
Mary had a little lamb The doctors were surprised, But when McDonald had a farm, The doctors nearly died!
Mary had a little lamb with which she used to sleep The lamb turned out to be a ram and Mary had a sheep
The doctor said "I'll get the mint sauce...."
Mary had a little lamb
A little toast, a little jam
Mary only took one bite
Mary had no appetite
She grew fat from eating a whole lamb however little
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff ? A leisure centre
Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts when up its arse And now it’s made of nylon.
She said it needed more salt.
Mary had a little lamb. She also had a duck.
She put them on the window sill. To see if they'd.. fall off.
You guys be gentle they're just one year old kids, with an opinion.
She got some mint jelly, candied carrots and chateaux potatoes to go with it
Mary had a little lamb She tied it by the heater Every time it turned around It burnt its little peter
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor almost cried
Old McDonald had a farm
The doctor almost died
--heard as a child in the 50s
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