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speculatrix t1_j1zkbiz wrote

I bet oligarchs only use Macs, because they're afraid of windows.

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bopman14 t1_j20kihs wrote

Now I've just got 24 smaller advent calendars

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greenman5252 t1_j20ruxa wrote

The third row of windows is particularly perilous

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[deleted] t1_j22dzb9 wrote

There’s nothing dangerous about falling from a high window.

Just try not to land.

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rochesterjack t1_j205ckv wrote

This isn’t a generic old joke like most of the shit posted on here, it’s an original joke written today and is his livelihood..

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cbunni666 t1_j22f7on wrote

I was gonna say you may or may not get shot

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Iceman72021 t1_j22i7w7 wrote

It’s funny because it’s true

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Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_j22dxef wrote

It’s not funny when you need to look up what a word means.

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Ezzy-525 t1_j22g8nl wrote

You need to expand your vocabulary.

Vocabulary - the body of words used in a particular language.

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Ochib OP t1_j23spi8 wrote

What happening to to oligarchs is defenestration

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rochesterjack t1_j203yx0 wrote

Give credit to the comedian who wrote this on Twitter today please …

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mdhlalh t1_j215sfi wrote

I’ve heard this joke long before today…

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rochesterjack t1_j216zc2 wrote

Then Gary Delaney is a joke thief…

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TheInternetCritic t1_j223pbu wrote

The entire internet consists of joke theives lmao

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rochesterjack t1_j228k1e wrote

It seems that way, I suppose if you put it out there then you’re leaving yourself open to having stuff nicked. Luckily there’s honour amongst comics, at least in the UK anyway.

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