Submitted by boa_constrictor t3_zktvum in Jokes
2Ben3510 t1_j04gr7r wrote
Reply to comment by Malvastor in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
I'd say Loth's daughters getting him drunk and then raping him to get pregnant is arguably more uncomfortable than fucking a camel.
transformedxian t1_j059sxy wrote
I'll see your incest and raise you dismemberment of a corpse. Young Levite tosses his concubine out into the street where she gets gang raped and left to die, which she does the next morning. He cuts her body into 12 pieces and sends one piece to each of the tribes.
2Ben3510 t1_j05d8sy wrote
That's a nice one too.
WordsMort47 t1_j05f0fn wrote
Why did he do that?
theXpanther t1_j05khdt wrote
Because he was angry. All the Israelites gathered and fought the benjamintes, and destroyed the city, and killed ask the women. They also promised never to let their daughters marry a benaminite.
However, then some smart people realized they actually needed all 12 tribes so that encouraged the remaining benaminites to kidnap some women to marry. This saved them from extinction but it the tribe always stayed small.
transformedxian t1_j072s3c wrote
The Levite and his concubine (could have been a lesser wife since polygamy was allowed and her father supported the relationship) were staying with an elderly man in Gibeah. The men of the town came to the house and demanded the old man give them his male guests (the Levite and his servant) to sexually abuse. He wouldn't but tossed out his virgin daughter and the concubine instead. The Levite sends parts of his concubine to the tribes to shake them up out of their moral lassitude. (But let's not ignore the fact he himself did this despicable, reprehensible thing himself in allowing a woman in his care to be abused like this.)
Malvastor t1_j06tk15 wrote
To send a visceral, grisly message about the Benjaminites' crime. He could say what they did in a letter, but that doesn't have the same impact without a visual aid. And since it was several thousand years before the first camera...
Malvastor t1_j04nw00 wrote
Arguably; I guess that one's subjective.
sprucenoose t1_j04z367 wrote
It may depend on the camel in question.
ComprehensiveOwl4807 t1_j05axtm wrote
Lot‘s daughters, and it is explicitly condemned.
2Ben3510 t1_j05d5wx wrote
Where?
tvalone2 t1_j05i4aj wrote
Who the hell is Loth? Sloths brother?
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