Manuallyforeshow134 t1_ixyw6h0 wrote
Hey fuck it, I would be little Johnny’s bitch!
IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_ixz1ckx wrote
What if Johnny grew up to be those things but also overweight, bad hygiene and misogynistic?
cultfollower_ t1_ixzocsb wrote
Take out a life insurance policy
Waitsfornoone t1_iy0awvc wrote
Like that's never be done before.
There is a solution to every problem; it's just that some solutions are not the best or totally legal.
biscuits_six t1_ixz23co wrote
or bought twitter?
an_illogical_mind t1_ixz8pzp wrote
Amber...Is that you???
Original_Amber t1_ixzenmy wrote
Nope, I'm over here.
endlessZenga t1_iy09lxl wrote
Holup
an_illogical_mind t1_ixzfl4x wrote
Nooooooo please don't poop on my bed
Original_Amber t1_ixzikq9 wrote
Wrong Amber. She's Heard, I am the Original.
Delicious_Bid_6572 t1_ixza4io wrote
She did not answer, I don't think that Amber Heard
VickeyBurnsed t1_ixzj3e8 wrote
He did
Ninjaromeo t1_iy0deih wrote
I'd be Johnny's bitch for less than that.
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