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Make_the_music_stop t1_ixuel0n wrote

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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RibaldPancake OP t1_ixulkhy wrote

I was disappointed during another trip to that same zoo. I went to the apiary and there were no apes, just a bunch of bees.

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Dexter_Thiuf t1_ixvwgab wrote

Don't go to the herpetology building. Ain't a hooker one in there.

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not_another_drummer t1_ixw6tff wrote

I went to a zoo one time and every enclosure was empty except one cage with a dog in it.

It was a shih tzu.

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creative_disco t1_ixwc4g5 wrote

Actually visualizing this experience is borderline traumatic, for the dog and the viewer

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mararch t1_ixwgtwa wrote

Our zoo is in such a bad part of town the cages are to keep the animals safe from the neighborhood.

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WhittyO t1_ixxjaek wrote

The Cincinnati Zoo is legit in a horrible Neighborhood, When Harambe was killed we assumed it was gang activity.

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RibaldPancake OP t1_ixyrg6w wrote

And, for some reason, I always take the wrong road to get up there from I75 so I get to drive around that neighborhood trying to figure how to get out alive.

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dermerger t1_ixvw1k2 wrote

I first met my wife when she was working at the zoo. As soon as I saw her I knew that she was a keeper

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Clonest t1_ixwtzfu wrote

Sometimes I forget why I have reddit, then I find comments like this thus keeping it alive 😌😏

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jopheza t1_ixuvhkf wrote

I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog in a cage. It was a Shih Tzu

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